This will be a lazy part. I've lost the inspiration for this, to be honest, but I promised myself that I will finish this book.

Well...yeah.

Stuff.

Starting today, there won't be any points for the never met ones because THEY NEVER MET. Where the heck will I get points?

Also for the Someone and himself ships.

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NarcissistDivaShipping

Involves: Jessie and herself.

NarcissisticLoveShipping

Involves: Drew and himself

NarcissisticVainTotallyAboutMyselfShipping

Involves: Gary and himself

NarcissusShipping

Involves: Harley and himself

Reaction: I'll just take the four ships at once.

They are narcissist. They love themselves. They think highly of themselves. Their self-esteem is too high that it has turned into big ego.

Some are nice deep inside, but some are just plain mean.

Well...they are mean, but they can be helpful (or not in Jessie's and Harley's case).

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NationalDexShipping

Involves: Ash and Conway

Reaction: For the nth time, I have no idea why this is the ship name.

Maybe because Conway is a walking National Dex.

That creepy know-it-all.

Points For: Rivals. They have respect for each other.

Points Against: DAWN.

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NationalDisasterShipping

Involves: Ash, Conway, Paul

Reaction: Paul must be the disaster.

Not really.

He's like...I don't know.

A purple haired guy who is always serious.

He's like more serious than Crystal.

Points For: Rivals...if you consider that a point. AT LEAST THEY KNOW EACH OTHER.

Points Against: DAWN...I guess.

And I'm pretty sure you can see that it's a freaking triangle.

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NavelShipping

Involves: Ash and Danny

Reaction: Danny is the gym leader in Navel Island, so yeah.

Ash got the badge from him. I doubt they've talked ever since.

No more points for, let's skip to the against.

Points Against: MISTY.

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NavigatorShipping

Involves: Brock and Max

Reaction: Well...they navigate. They hold maps or PokeNavs.

You used to call me on my PokeNav.

I'm gonna shut up now.

Points For: Friends. That's it. Max pulls Brock away from the pretty ladies.

Points Against: Lol...what? I don't know. Brock likes too many girls.

What if Brock ends up being gay?

Hmmm....

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NecrophileShipping

Involves: Conway, Ghost of Maiden's Peak, Ghost Girls everywhere

Reaction: Seriously?

What the hell?

What the actual fudging banana butt balls?

So...that ghost from Maiden's Peak that somehow fooled Brock and James. That ghost lady who waited for her love to come back home, but waited too damn long she turned into stone.

Also...you know that creepy ghost girl from one of the buildings in Lumiose City in Pokémon X and Y. Not gonna lie. That kinda terrified me.

There are so many ghost girls in the Pokémon World, and congrats to them. They are being shipped with Conway.

But how about the Ghost Guys?

BUT WAIT.

What does 'necrophile' mean?

Necrophilia means having you know...weird, exciting, arousing feelings towards dead bodies.

So yeah...Conway is taking is creepiness to a whole new level.

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NeedleShipping

Involves: Harley and James

Reaction: Simple. Harley has a Cacturne. James had a Cacnea.

Freaking needles.

No need to explain further.

Points For: They worked together at some point.

Points Against: They hate each other.

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NegaiShipping

Involves: Ash and Iris

Reaction: Now...I know this is a freaking major ship because duh. It involves Ash and a female travelling companion.

But I'm so freaking lazy at this point that I'm just gonna go with what the hell I know.

First, for the sake of who don't know, Negai means wish. Which makes sense because they were travelling companions during the Best Wishes series which I didn't really like that too much. And in all honesty, the good parts mostly from that series came from the Fab Lord aka FabuCilan.

No hate. It just wasn't my favorite.

And so is this ship.

This is my reaction.

Should it exist? Sure. I don't really care what ships exist for as long as they are not too out of the ordinary, even though I highly promote weirdness.

Points For: They are friends. Iris would call Ash a little kid. We don't know why she has to say that like every 5 seconds of Best Wishes.

Not summer.

Crazy fangirls.

Unless you decide to binge watch the Best Wishes series during your summer break.

Well I envy you people with summer break. I don't remember how that feels like anymore.

Points Against: Iris isn't exactly the favorite Pokegirl. What does that have to do with the ship? None, really.

Also, at this point, I've come to realize that there is this one Point Against that would apply to all ships except those that are canon.

NONE OF THESE SHIPS ARE REALLY TO SAIL BECAUSE THAT IS NOT WHAT POKÉMON IS ABOUT.

So stop forcing people to ship what they should ship because there's really no point. It's not likely that the Pokémon people would confirm who will end up being Ash's girlfriend because Pokémon is not all about romance. It's all about the Pokémon.

Shipping is all in a matter of opinion. Not all people think the same way.

So in a way...telling someone that the shipping they're shipping is messed up and they shouldn't ship is actually a bad thing to do because it's like telling someone how to live their life.

We don't want people telling us what to do.

Will we go to hell if we ship what others ship? No.

We're free to have opinions. That's what makes us human. It's a normal thing. Not everyone will agree to our choices. Not everyone will like it.

Why did I put a rant in the middle of all these? I don't know. It just happened.

Moving on.

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NekoShipping

Involves: Meowth and Meowzie

Reaction: Who is Meowzie?

If you don't know, but don't wanna be spoiled, you might want to skip to the next ship.

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Well...for the benefit of those who are not that familiar with the first episodes, Meowzie is a Meowth who once belonged to some rich lady. Meowth fell in love with her, and he thought that the way to her heart is by acting like a human. That would explain why Meowth learned how to talk.

In the end, rejection happened. Meowzie still didn't like Meowth because she thought he was creepy because 'OMG. A talking Pokémon? HOW UNNATURAL.'

The rest well...just watch the episode 'Go West, Young Meowth' or something. That episode pretty much explains this ship and how it is never gonna happen.

Plus, Meowth has fallen in love with a lot of cat-like Pokémon, so yeah.

Boy has moved on.

That's life.

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NeoLeagueShipping

Involves: Ash and Morrison

Reaction: Morrison. He's a funny guy, and yet one of the more irrelevant Ash rivals.

Yes. He is apparently Ash's main rival during the Advanced series, but he didn't really show up a lot, and he showed up by the time Ash had gotten all his 8 Hoenn badges.

As to why Ash was not given super major rivals during the Advanced series...I don't know.

Maybe because no one can replace Gary Oak (though they ended up giving us Paul).

Or maybe because they thought it was a good idea to give May all the interesting rivals.

There's nothing wrong with that...but I feel like Morrison should have been there a bit earlier.

He didn't have to be like Gary. He didn't have to piss Ash off.

But that's my opinion.

Anyway...these two got along quickly. They both love to battle. They both are energetic. They both love food.

Yeah...they're soulmates.

*insert rage of angry shippers here who don't get my sarcasm*

Hey...this is a written medium. You don't hear intonation here.

Forget the points. I'm too lazy.

It's right there. You know what the 'for' and 'against' there.

Oh and the fact that Morrison almost got disqualified because he refused to battle his good pal Ash.

But then Ash got him to battle.

#AshLovesToBattle

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NeverTakeSweetsFromAStrangerShipping

Involves: Conway, Bonnie, Rare Candy

Reaction: What?

Seriously?

True, though. You shouldn't take sweets from strangers.

But then...if we were told not to talk to strangers, how do we make friends?

I don't own that. I saw that in the internet.

Damn.

Conway should get an award for this book. He is part of many unusual ships like holy crap, he's such a creep.

What's next? Grandma'sCookiesBakedWithTheFireCalledLove-aShipping?

I'm watching you, Mt. Chimney Lava Cookie Grandma.

Love-a. Hope you get the pun.

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NewBarkShipping

Involves: Ethan and Kris

Reaction: Hey...it's the game version of MangaQuestShipping.

However, this one is a never met ship.

In fact, if you really look at it...they are kinda the same person, if you play Pokémon Crystal.

It's all in the matter of who you pick. Are you a boy or a girl?

But still...you can be a girl and still choose the boy character and vice versa.

There's not much to talk about for this ship. Maybe you ship this if you don't like gay ships and you don't like shipping main characters with rivals.

I'm not gonna judge you if you don't like gay ships. Just don't hate the gay in general.

They are different, fine. Just like us. We are all different, but we are all still human. Being gay doesn't make you less human.

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NewLeafShipping

Involves: Trip and Leaf

Reaction: Holy shrimp!

Is this Animal Crossing?!

I love Animal Crossing!

I still have not bought Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer because I don't have enough money, and I'm currently playing Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon right now.

And let me tell you.

I still suck at Mystery Dungeon games! I would have died in that Beedril/Combee battle if it weren't for the three Revival Seeds of something.

Oh wait...the ship.

There is nothing to discuss about the ship.

Simple as that.

Random Question: Do you have Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon? If yes, which Pokémon did you get and what Pokémon is your partner?

My answer: I got Chimchar, and my partner is a Chikorita. I think my Chikorita figurine somehow influenced the decision. They're not my favorite starters, but I don't hate them. I just went with whatever the game gave me.

Though it would have been nice to have a Pokémon that can mega evolve.

Oh well.

Another question: Do you play Animal Crossing New Leaf?

My answer: I did like one to two years ago. I don't play it now.

I don't even remember my villagers there except Cyrano and Dora. Wait...I think Dora even left.

Oh well.

Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer. Dora!

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NewRivalShipping

Involves: Wally and May

Reaction: Holy crap for once we got a ship where the people know each other.

Well...again, this is not something I would ship.

But I understand if you ship this.

So yeah...new rival.

It's the new school, but not really.

Points For: They're friends. If you played RSE/ORAS and named yourself May, you get to help Wally a lot in his development as a Pokémon trainer. You help him get that Ralts that changed his life forever.

No...actually you just stood there and watched him.

Not even stood. You were probably sitting somewhere or lying on your bed.

Points Against: If you did choose the male character, May wouldn't be a factor in Wally's development at all.

It's all in the matter of who you choose.

Hey...on the bright side, if you choose Brendan, May is still a different character.

Congrats, they're not the same people.

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HOLY FUDGE BALLS I FINALLY FINISHED THIS DAMN PART.

This took more than a month to make. I don't know. I think so. I wasn't too busy with school the last time I updated.

Hopefully, I can get this book going again. The last parts were really fun to write.

I wonder if people would still read this though...I'm sure there are still people. No need to comment about your presence, but if you want to, feel free.

Which ship mentioned in this part is your favorite?

Did you miss this book?

Funny how I said that this book will be good for two months only. Well...I was wrong.

Hey...maybe I get to finish this by November or December. Wrong again.

I'll finish this by 2016 already. Don't expect me update too much during the holidays, but I will do some Christmas specials for my other books.

Hope you enjoyed today's ships. I don't know if I'll update again by tomorrow.

I can't believe I got this update done to be honest.

See ya! Enjoy the rest of your day...or night. Depending on when you get to see this.