First off, I need to apologize to MistyKetchumeEeveeK, TuriYur, and MistyEeveeFoxPikachu, for being so unorganized in sorting out what I've been dared, and I'm really sorry for doing these out of order! ^~^ Iz hopez youz understandzerz... So now I'm going to do MistyKetchumeEeveeK's other dare that I accidentally skipped over!

Also another thing that I want to clear up, is that in these author's notes, it's me, The Author speaking, and when it says "Teari:" in the story, it means the character in the drawing and in The Inkanni Chronicles, Teari Howl. Just wanted to make sure that was clear with everyone.

And yes, I'm accepting requests for truths and dares for SketchHowlItShipping. And double yes, they are counted in the dare from TuriYur! >:)

(Hint: IT'S A FLIPPIN' FABULOUS DARE FOR 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN! I've been waiting forever to get to do something like that!)

FYI, I'm adding in Ember from The Inkanni Chronicles in this Truth or Dare book to be with Brock. All events that happen in The Inkanni Chronicles will be included/mentioned in this book. (But not the other way around...because...I have to have at least one professional story, right?)

So let's get this party started!

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*5 Mario pipes lower from ceiling* *sound effects are included* *Pokémon characters that have been tied up to chairs and have duct tape over their mouths, stare at the pipes, dumbfounded, especially Ash*

Teari: Hey y'alls, we're—

Teari: OH MY ARCEUS, LUNALA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM!?

Lunala: ...

Teari: I TOLD YOU TO PREVENT THEM FROM ASKING QUESTIONS! NOT PREVENT THEM FROM FREEDOM!

Teari/Tracey/Ember/Misty/Brock: *starts ripping off duct tape from people's mouths*

Paul: Like we ever had freedom locked in this house of horrors.

Teari: ...

Teari: *puts duct tape back on Paul's mouth*

Ash: *is now untied* So who's that random gal?

Teari: Oh yeah! She's my cousin Ember!

Ember: Hey ya, everyone!

Everyone but Paul/the pipe peps/Lunala: Hey ya, Ember!

Lunala: ...

Lunala: *questioning what has happened in her life for her to deserve... whatever this is*

Ash: I still don't get it.

Everyone: *about to face palm*

Ash: Where did you guys go?! You guys just— vanished!!

Everyone not included in The Inkanni Chronicles: *doesn't face palm cause they realize that that's a perfectly reasonable question*

Misty: I-It's not important. You wouldn't understand.

Ash: But it is, Misty! I need to know these sort of things! I can't have you running off on me like that! *pleading face*

Misty: Oh, Ash...

Ash: All I'm saying is that I was worried and I Mist-ed you.

Everyone: *groans*

Misty: Really, Ash? Just... why the puns...?

Ash: Cause Wynaut!

Misty: *slaps hand on her face*

Everyone: *simply face palm*

Teari: I find no "Shaymin" it! XD

Everyone: *groans and dies mentally*

Paul: You guys are Absol-utely aggravating.

Dawn: Wow... it's not even worth groaning at when Paul does it. He keeps a straight face.

Ash: No need to state the obvious, Dawn.

Dawn: Yes there is! The readers can read many things, but they can't read facial expressions until they are written down in words.

Bonnie: FORTH WALL BREAKING!

Teari: FORTHWHEELSHIPPING!

Max: Ew.

Max: Love.

Max: Kill it.

(A/N: All of the Pokémon fanfiction steals/references right now be like :P)

Teari: Alright everyone, let's back on track. Iris, you can read the first dare, and Cilan can read the second one.

Cilan: Why?

Teari: Cause I exclude you guys too much.

Iris: Fair point. Ash, Truth or Dare.

Ash: Truth!

Everyone: *face palm*

Iris: No, no. This works! Ash, I truth you to choose between a Pokéball-shaped/decorated cake, or your girlfriend, Misty Waterflower.

Lunala: And it also says that if you answer the cake, Misty has every right to whack you upside the head with her mallet.

Misty: Come on guys, we all know what he's going to answer.

Paul/Max/May/Drew/Tracey/Clemont/Lunala/Teari: Misty.

Dawn/Bonnie/Cilan/Iris/Rose/Serena/Brock/Ember: Cake.

Ash: When did Clemont, Serena, and Bonnie show up?

The Author: Eh, I decided to add them into this torture cause we all know what my Wattpad Buddies like to do to Serena and AmourShippers. So it just makes things easier.

Misty: Oh...

Ash: ...Okay.

Bonnie: FOURTH WALL BREAKING!!

The Author/Teari: FOURTHWHEELSHIPPING!!

Misty: Can Ash choose or nah?

Everyone: Oh yeah. :P

Ash: Oh... okay...

Lunala: Just... CHOOSE...

Clemont: Come on, Ash!

Bonnie: You can do it!

Pikachu: PIKA-chu! (You better f**kin' choose Misty, or I'm Thunderbolting your a**)

Ash: Arceus, Pikachu! Watch your language!

Everyone else who can't understand Pikachu: ?

Iris: Which is it going to be Ash?

May: Yeah! Hurry up and choose Misty already so I can have that cake all to myself!

The Author: Or so you think...

May: What the hell are you implying there?

The Author: Things...

May: ...?

Lunala: It can't go against PokéShipping so...

Teari: Audino. Let's just carry on with it.

Paul: Alright Pathetic, choose.

Dawn: Come on, Ash! I know how your head works, and all you've ever thought of is food!

Tracey: I know that Misty's the only girl in your heart, so just do it!

Serena: ... *heart shatters at what Tracey just said* ...

Ember: JUST DO IT, ASH!

Ash: Misty.

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Rose: It took you that long to figure it out?

Ash: No. Y'all wouldn't shut up so I could speak.

Serena: Huht... huht... Well I'll just go die in a hole now...

Ash: Um, okay Serena. Whatever floats your boat.

Serena: *anime falls into hole that magically appeared*

Serena: *falls through hole into a dark void*

The Author's Friend: Opps! I dropped her and she fell out of existence!

Lunala: What?

The Author: Inside joke.

Teari: Enlight me.

The Author: Um... It just has been a thing, and I don't remember how it become a thing...

The Author: But you have to admit, that it's hilarious!

Lunala/Teari: Oh... okay!

May: YAY! THE CAKE IS MINE!

The Author: Nuh, uh, uht.

Teari: Cilan...

Cilan: And the second part of the dare is for— *interrupted by May shoving the cake in her mouth*

The Author: *smirks*

Cilan: *clears throat*

May: ?

May: *grumbles*

Cilan: —is for May and Drew to kiss.

May: *swallows most of cake in response*

The Author: So when Max asked if you and Drew have been dared to kiss yet and you replied 'no'... well... you kind of were...

May: Well, f**k. *face still mainly covered in cake and frosting*

Lunala: *mutters* Too... many... 'wells'...

The Author: ATTENTION ALL READERS! MY A.D.D. HAS OFFICIALLY KICKED IN!

The Author: I JUST CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA, AT A VERY INCONVENIENT TIME!

The Author: FOR THE NEXT 2-3 CHAPTERS, I WILL BE EXCEPTING "WOULD YOU RATHER" QUESTIONS INSTEAD OF DARES, BECAUSE THEY SEEM LIKE THEY COULD MAKE THINGS VERY INTERESTING AROUND HERE!

The Author: Okay, I'm good now. Carry on.

Everyone: ...

Everyone: *slowly turns attention toward May and Drew*

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May/Drew: ...

Drew/May: ...

May/Drew: ...

Drew/May: ...

May/Drew: ...

Drew/May: ...

May/Drew: ...

Drew: May?

May: *turns to Drew* Yeah?

Drew: *kisses May and her cake-y face*

Girls, except for Serena, who has been dropped out of existence: *fan girls*

<Dare be over>

The Author: And that'll be it for today's episode!

Lunala/Rose/Ember: Until next time!

Teari: Teari Howl't!

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1. PokéShipping
2. ContestShipping
3. FourthWheelShipping
4. SketchHowlItShipping
4. IkariShipping
5. WishfulShipping
5. GeekChicShipping
5. PenguinShipping

Teari: *sigh* Lunala... What am I going to do with you?

Lunala: Things...

Teari: 0_0

Teari: WHAT!?

Rose: *brings out Milk Duds*

Rose: *hands Ember a bag of popcorn*

Ember: *starts recording*

Lunala: ...

Teari: ...

The Author: ...

Lunala: ...

Teari: ...

The Author: ...

Lunala: ...

Teari: ...

The Author: ...

Lunala: ...

Teari: ...

The Author: ...

The Author: Well this sucks...

Rose/Ember: THIS IS SO GOING ON YOUTUBE!