Lock-Ups Part 2 & Serena Mallet Explosions

Teari: Are you ready guys?

May: NO!

Drew: NO!

Teari: Take the stage!

May: Steal my line again, and I rip your head off.

Drew: If they don't rip yours off first.

Lunala: True. *pulls lever*

*platform May and Drew are standing on lowers into the room, onto a stage with a microphone*

May: *hushed due to the crowd* Hello? Is this thing on?

Drew: What!?

May: I said, 'Is this thing on?!'

Drew: What!? I can't understand what you are saying!!

May: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Drew: I SAID, 'I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!'

May: *tries to speak in the mic* *inaudible mumbles*

May: I CAN'T DO IT! THEY CAN'T HEAR ME!

Drew: NOT EVEN I CAN HEAR YOU THAT WELL!

Everyone observing from the window: *sweat drop*

Teari: Well... If she can't announce it... We'll just see if they can survive it.

Teari: Clefairy, stand by! *tosses Moon Ball* Get your Heal Pulse ready. Just in case.

Clefairy: Cle-fairy-clef! (Got it, Teari!)

Teari: All right, co-host, drop the stage to deadly mob level!

Lunala: Got it, host! *pulls lever down*

20 minutes of screams later...

Lunala: *pulls lever up*

May: ...

Drew: ...

Lunala: Whelp... looks like they've died.

Teari: *sigh* Oh well... Clefairy?

Clefairy: Cle? (What?)

Teari: Take them to the Revival Chamber, and use your Heal Pulse with the Chansey, Blissey and Audino until they're back on their feet.

Clefairy: Cle-fairy! (Will do!)

Chansey: Chansey! *takes May and Drew on stretchers*

Clefairy: *hops on stretcher*

<Everyone else returned to main room>

<Dare is officially over>

Lunala: Alright! Next dare is from-

Teari: No, we're not going to do that one.

Lunala: Why?

Teari: Because, I don't even know what the llama song is and it'd literally be all like "Everyone: *sings the llama song*", "Everyone: *bursts into laughter*"

Lunala: Oh... okay!

Teari: Alright what do you want the next dare to be?

Lunala: Mine!

@Snivygirl25

May, dare Misty to hit Serena off a cliff with an exploding mallet.

May: Okay, Misty! Truth—

Lunala: No! I wanna do it now! Misty, Truth or Dare!

Misty: Why do you guys even ask at this point? Dare.

Lunala: Alrighty then, Misty. Whack Serena off the face of the Earth with an exploding mallet! To be more specific, off a cliff to her doom!

Misty: With pleasure! Where's the little rascal!?

Ash: ...Um... In Kalos...

Everyone: *face palm*

Lunala: Well, now how are we supposed to do the dare?

Teari: *sigh*

Teari: *snaps fingers*

Serena: Okay, how did I get here?

Gary: Magic.

Everyone else: Get out!

Gary: FiNe!

Gary: *exits*

Teari: Hm... he reminds me of someone I know...

Dawn: Well, Rose is Gary's cousin in her story.

Teari/Lunala/Ash: True.

Serena: That still doesn't explain why I'm here, sorta again.

May: You didn't even make it to the doorway. Clemont had to go back for you.

Teari: *yawns*

Teari: *snaps fingers*

Lunala: And.... We're on a cliff.

May: Go ahead, Misty.

Misty: Okay. Serena?

Serena: What, Mist-

Serena: *gets hit by mallet*

Serena: *flies across Johto from their cliff on Mt. Silver*

Serena: *mallet flies with her*

*mallet explodes*

Serena: Looks like I'm blasting out of the episode today! *becomes star twinkle in the sky*

Brock: Did she just...?

Ash: *sigh* Yes... yes she did.

<Dare is officially over>

Lunala: K! Next-

Teari: Sorry! That's all the time we have in this episode!

Lunala: What'd ya mean? Your last chapter-

Teari: Was super long cause it takes time to perfect the ultimate PokéShipping wedding.

Teari Howl't!

≈Leader Board≈
1. ContestShipping
2. PokéShipping
2. SketchHowlItShipping
2. IkariShipping
2. WishfulShipping

(Literally nothing happened in this chapter. And the Leader Board is now for whatever ships were included the most in each chapter. Sorry 4 my slow updates!)

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