Look, I know I'm horrible at updating and I'm sorry! I rarely have motivation anymore and Pokémon HeartGold has been taking away all my attention from this lately, as well as Pokémon Facebook which I AM getting motivation for... so... if it's just a lack of my content you're dying over, just head over to my Pokémon Facebook... book :P

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*Magical Mario pipes appear and Inkanni gang climb on out*

Misty: Alright, so what chaos is happening today?

Rose: Uh, chaos.

Misty: Well ya, but for— *looks at title* —Well sh*t.

Ash: Oh come on, Misty, they can't be that bad. They're only Would You Rather questions...

Teari: HA

Teari: Oh you don't even wanna know what they came up with this time

Misty: Oh no

Misty: What is it?

Lunala: It's for—

Bonnie: GUYS! Guys! Has anyone seen Max!? I can't find him!

May: What?! What do you mean you can't find him!?

Clemont: Weren't you guys playing Hide 'N Seek?

Bonnie: Yeah! And I can't find him! *whining sobs*

(A/N: I decided I liked the *actions* better without being bold)

Brock: Oh no! What are we going to do?

Rose: Argue. Duh

Rose: This is all your fault, Lilly!

Lillie: Me? How is this my fault!? I just got here!

Rose: Not you! The other Lilly!!

Lilly: How, Rose?! How is this my fault!?

Rose: If it weren't for you making this fortress so dag gone huge, maybe we wouldn't have people missing!?

Lilly: Well if it weren't for you finding out that the chimney was the only escape route, maybe there wouldn't be the probability of him lost outside the Truth Or Dare Fortress Of Doom!?

Bonnie: Wait! You mean he- he could have left me!? *whining intensifies*

(A/N: Baylie be proud of me, I said "intensifies" (Inside joke))

May: No way!

Clemont: Max would never do that!

May: He'd never do something like that to a sweet little girl like you~!

May: *leans in closer* And just between you and me, he really likes it when you giggle or tease your brother~

Clemont: Hey!

Bonnie/May: *giggles*

Rose: Well it's your fault for even creating this Truth or Dare book in the first place!

Lilly: GaSp! You did NOT just say that!

Bonnie: Guys! Stop fighting!!

Rose:   -_-   No

Teari: Guys! She's right! Now break it up you two!

Lilly: K

Rose: NEEVVARRR

Lilly: Rose...

Rose: NAAAVVVAARRR

Lilly: Don't make me ship you

Rose: NUUUUUUU

Rose: I'm not gay

Ember: None of us said you were

Lunala: Who would you even ship her with, Lilly?

Lillie: Why am I here...?

Lilly: Oh you'll see

Lillie: Hello? Why am I here?

Tracey: I have a feeling that I know why...

Teari: It's so you can play Truth or Dare/Would You Rather with us!

??? (1): Great...

??? (2): Oh come on, Gladion! It could be fun!

??? (3): Yeah, Gladion! This is going to be great!

??? (3): Anyone want some of my malasadas?!

Ash: Yes please!

May: Wha— what are those?

??? (2): You mean you've never had—

Gladion: Moon, she's never been to Alola

Moon: Oh... It's like a donut... thingy...

??? (3): And, like, the best food ever!

Lillie: Hau, that's all you ever eat

Moon: But it's amazing~!

May: Gimme

Hau: *gives May a malasada*

May: *takes a bite*

May: YAAAASSSSSS

Drew: Woah, settle down there, Airhead

May: ...

Hau: ...

May: Hau...

Hau: *hands her a spicy malasada*

May: *shoves it in Drew's mouth*

Drew: AAHHH! HOT! HOT! IT'S HOT!

Ash: Look, May! Drew used Flamethrower!

May: Don't you mean Fire Spin!

Drew: *runs around them in circles, shooting flames from his mouth*

Everyone: *laughs*

Bonnie: But guys! What about Max!?

Max: *faint scream* Ahh!

Everyone who cares: MAX!

Bonnie: *rushes in room scream came from*

Bonnie: Max!

Max: Ugh..

Bonnie: Where were you?! I was worried sick!

Max: Wait.. did I just...?

Bonnie: *tilts head, confused* Just what?

Max: Fall of the top bunk...?

Bonnie: *anime falls*

Bonnie: Why were you on the top bunk!!?

Max: Because we were playing Hide 'N Seek...

Bonnie: *anime falls, again*

Max: I must've fallen asleep while we were playing and fell off

Bonnie: Who's room even is this?

Max: ...

*look around room*

Max: I don't know

May: *running up the stairs and sees Bonnie* Bonnie! Did you find Max!?

Bonnie: Yeah, he's right here~! ^√^

May: Well then come back down! We're ready to start!

Bonnie/Max: Coming~!

{Downstairs}

Lunala: As I was saying, our first Would You Rather question is for Ash!

Ash: Alright, spill it!

Lunala: Ash, would you rather marry Serena, or murder Misty?

Ash: Wha-wha-WHAT!?

Serena: What!?!

Misty: Are you serious!?

Teari: Fraid so. That's the first question

Paul: I have a question

Teari: Yes, Paul?

Paul: Who's that random b-

Dawn: Person!!

Paul: —hiding in the corner?

??? (4): Sup, b-

Dawn: People!!

??? (4): —itches

Lilly: Why are you here?

??? (4): Why am I not here?

Lilly: Cause you hate Pokémon

Everyone including the readers: *le gasp*

??? (4): Then why am I included on your Pokémon Facebook?

Ash: Because Gary X Baylie is brilliant!

Misty: Because Lilly wanted to torture you

Lilly: Because it's fun! ^-^

Baylie: Yeah suuure... *leaves*

Cilan: Well that was... random

Iris: Ya don't say!

Moon: Are we gonna get on with this or nah?

Lunala: Ash! Marry Serena, or murder Misty?!

Ash: AHH! I CAN'T!

Tracey: Ash, this isn't a dare. You don't have to do one or the other

Ash: Thanks Trace, but that isn't helping

Teari: *secretly glares at Ash while thinking about how only she can call Tracey cute nicknames*

Ash: Is it allowed to be an unfaithful marriage?

Serena: That's such a horrible thing to say, Ash!

Serena: I get that no one here loves me, but dang!

Misty: ... <3

Clemont: T-That's not true, Serena.

Serena: Oh yeah, prove it.

Clemont: *gets flustered because he didn't expect her to put it that way*

Bonnie: *smacks him upside le head*

Clemont: *calms down*

Clemont: Serena...

Serena: ..?

Clemont: *bravely goes up and kisses her*

Everyone (but Paul): Aw~!

Clemont: *ends kiss* *blushing* ...I love you

Serena: *smiles while blushing* I love you too, Clemont! *tackles in hug*

Everyone (but Paul): Aww~!!

Moon: Did no one else notice that—?

Gladion: —Shush

Everyone: ....

Rose/Lilly/Lillie: *eyes widen*

Gladion: Shut. It.

Moon: You're so edgy, Edgelord

Gladion: Shut. Up.

Moon: Edgelord

Gladion: Stop calling me that!

Moon: Ohhh you're so adorable

Lilly/Rose/Lillie: *eyes widen even more*

Hau: *dramatically drops malasada*

(A/N: Lol, dramatic malasada drop... I find that hilarious XD)

Gladion: *cheeks heat up*

Moon: ...I did NOT just say that

Lillie: Ahhh!!! I ship it!!

Gladion: You think I'm... adorable..? *blushing intensifies*

Moon: *blushing* I.. uh- um-.. I uh... yes?

Lilly/Lillie: LunarEdgeShipping!!!

Lunala: Why me...

(A/N: Snivygirl25 doesn't ship LunarEdge, in case you didn't know)

Ash: Well this's just great...

Misty: What?

Ash: If I answer 'marry Serena', Clemont will strangle me

Serena: Ha, d—

Rose: DIL WITH IT!

Baylie: *bursts through door* GOD DAMMIT, ROSE!! WE DON'T NEED YOUR PHANDOM THRASH! *exits*

Teari: ...K

Ash: *sighs* I hope it's worth it, but, ichoosetomarryserenaovermurderingmytruelovemisty!!

Clemont: Ash...

Misty: R U N

*Clemont chases Ash around The Truth Or Dare Fortress Of Doom*

Lunala: Well, bye!

~Leader Board~
1. GeekChicShipping
2. LunarEdgeShipping
3. PokéShipping
4. FourthWheelShipping
5. ContestShipping
6. SketchHowlItShipping
7. IkariShipping
8. WishfulShipping
8. SnowlilyShipping (I think that's Hau X Lillie)
8. Ember X Brock

I think that's all of them... he.. he...

Tell me if I missed any (other than PenguinShipping, Lunala!)