WELCOME TO MY RANDOM RANT BOOK!!!!! <3
This shall be my first entry in the book.

★ You know what I hate??

I hate it when someones does this! ↓↓
"Hey Patricia".
"Yes Fred" Patricia would say.
"Are you asleep" Fred would say.
"Gee Fred, I don't know?"

★ I was laying in bed and I was thinking of jokes...... AND I CAME UP WITH THE BEST JOKE EVA!!! Ok listen up.............SHIT I forgot it!! Hahaha......that's funny right?

"BOOOOO!" (random stranger shouts.)

"Oh your just JELLY!!" (Walks around like a supa model.)

★RÄÑDØM QÖÛTÈ ÖF THÉ DĄŸ¡!¡!¡

"Ogres are like onions"

~Shrek

A/N: Sorry it was so short, don't kill MAY. I will probably update every other day, because i'm a lazy biotch.