I'm probably the most dumbest person in the history of dumb people!!

I JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL, AND 30 MINUTES LATER I WAS LIKE "Welp it's time to go to school!!" My sister looked at me like I had three heads (Knowing me I could probably find a way to get three heads XD), and of course me being the stupid person I am, I walked outside, AND STARTED MY FUCKIN CAR!!!

HERE ARE SOME REASONS THAT PROVE I'M THE DUMBEST PERSON EVA!!!!!
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1. Literally, what I just told you guys!!
2. I called my dog a freakin cat, while I was looking straight a him!
3. My brother-in-law came over for thanksgiving with my sister last thanksgiving, and I walked up to him, and said "Hey Jake!". He looked at me like I was mental, it turns out his name was Shane the whole time!! LIKE WTF, I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS JAKE, WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS!!

Anyways!! I hope you enjoyed telling you my DUMB self. :)

RANDOM SONG OF THE DAY!!!
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Unpack Your Adejectives
  
                                          -School House Rock

A/N: That songs AWESOME!!! Oh, and hit me up if you know how to get three heads that would be sick!! (I feel like a little kid again XD)