Cu: *forced to smile* Hello and welcome to the 1st special edition of Fate Randomness: the Seven Minutes in Heaven Edition. I'm your host, Cu Chulainn and we still have our participants here. Aya and her servant *in mind* that bastard archer *back to reality* Nameless, Masaru and his servant Nero, Kiniro and his servant Tamamo-no-Mae, Kei and his servant Kiyohime, Nera and her servant Jekyll, Neri and her servant Merlin, Shiro and his servant Jeanne, Kenji and his servant Alice (Nursery Rhyme), Kairu and his servant Arturia Alter and lastly, Yukino (Authoress) and her servant, Gilgamesh.

Every masters and servants, including Cu, are wearing their pajamas.

Gilgamesh: I'm no one's servant! I'm Gilgamesh, your king and I-

Authoress: And you happen to be summoned by me, which makes you my servant. So deal with it nya!

Gilgamesh: Why you little-

Cu: *clears throat* Anyways, for the participants, do you know your pairings?

Masaru: I wonder who my pair is *looks at the pairings then started to get pale* Oh no.

Nera: *giggles* Oh yes! Nera has a toy to expe- ah I mean play with!

Masaru: *gulps*

Kiniro: *sighs* Poor Masaru. Now let's see mine *looks at the screen then gulps* I'm paired up with Gilgamesh.

Tamamo: Mikon~ I'm not even paired up with my Master.

Nero: Umu~ I'm paired up with the dragon girl's master.

Kiyohime: *smiles with a dark aura radiating* If you do something to my husband, I'll make sure to burn you.

Nero: Umu~ I already have my praetor.

Shiro: It may not be her but at least it's someone who knows her.

Neri: *sighs* Merlin, if you do something to Aya, I'm gonna-

Merlin: *smiles* Got it. Besides, I already like someone and Aya does too.

Aya: *sleeps while standing*

Nameless: *shakes Aya* Master, wake up.

Aya: *startles then suddenly wakes up* Huh? Sorry that I slept. We've been in many segments from the other corner *founds a couch then takes a nap*

Kiniro: Yeah, we've been to many segments.

Masaru: Me, Kiniro and Aya have been through a lot.

Authoress: At least I'll be suffering with you guys nya.

Kairu: At least I'm paired up with someone who's not annoying.

Neri: I agree.

Alice: *hides behind Kenji's back* Alice is scared of Kiyohime.

Kenji: *pats Alice's head*

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* I'm with another king.

Arturia Alter: *looks at Jekyll* You should be grateful that we're partners.

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* Right.

Jeanne: Well, I guess my partner is fine.

Cu: Now for the rules. You are fo- ah I mean oblige to be in the room for seven minutes. You can do anything you want except killing. Might I warn you that the room is completely indestructible so you can't escape your way.

Masaru: *in mind* I'm doomed!

Nera: *giggles* Yay! Nera can do anything to Masaru!

Masaru: *gulps*

Cu: I guess that we need to get started. The first pair, please go inside the room.

Arturia Alter simply stood up then goes inside the door.

Cu: You have to be in here for seven minutes. Good luck.

Nera: *giggles* Nera wonders what will happen inside the room.

-With Jekyll and Arturia Alter-
The atmosphere is silent around the room. Only Arturia Alter's chewing can be heard.

Jekyll: *looks at Arturia Alter* So, what do you want to talk about?

Arturia Alter: *ignores Jekyll and continues to eat her junk foods*

Jekyll: *in mind* Well, it could be worse.

-Outside the room-

Almost everyone is playing cards except for Aya, who was sleeping on the couch, Nameless, who was watching Aya sleep, Masaru, who kept walking back and forth and Nera, who brings out various of potions.

Nera: *giggles* Nera wonders what's happening inside the room.

Kiniro: *shrugs* Who knows. Hey, Kairu. Do you have an eight?

Kairu: Go fish.

Cu: And time's up. I'll open the door *opens the door to reveal Jekyll reading a book and Arturia Alter eating chips*
Hey guys. Seven minutes is over.

Jekyll: *closes the book that he was reading then went outside*

Arturia Alter: *walks outside, still eating*

Cu: *smirks* So what happened in there?

Jekyll: Not much. I just read while Arturia Alter eats.

Arturia Alter: I don't want to waste my time playing. I'd rather eat *eats her chips*

Kairu: *sweatdrops* You sure love your junk foods.

Cu: Anyways, next is Yukino and Shiro.

Authoress: I have a bad feeling about this nya.

Shiro: *in mind* I can ask all questions about Neri.

Shiro and Yukino entered the room, starting the game.

Authoress: *sits on the couch* So what do we do n-

Shiro: Who does Neri like?

Authoress: *sweatdrops* Eh nya?

Shiro: What type of boy is she into? What's her favorite color? What does she like? What does she hate?

Authoress: C-Calm down a second. Slow down with all of your questions nya.

Shiro: *ignores Yukino's request and bombards her with more questions*

Authoress: *starts to get dizzy then faints*

Shiro: *shakes Yukino to wake her up* Oi! You still haven't answered my questions!

-Outside-

Jeanne: I wonder what they are doing.

Kairu: Who knows.

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* Masaru, please stop pacing around.

Masaru: I can't help it! I'm paired up with the craziest person in the whole world!

Nera: *giggles* Nera can't wait for our turn *plays with the potions*

Masaru: *gulps*

Cu: Time's up. Now let's see what's happening *opens the door to see Shiro shaking an unconscious Yukino*

Everyone: *stares at Shiro weirdly*

Shiro: *releases Yukino* I was just asking questions when she fainted.

Everyone: *looks at Shiro* Riight.

Shiro: *went outside*

Gilgamesh: *sighs* I need to drag the woman out of the room *drags Yukino from her collar like a trolley bag*

Jeanne: That's not how you treat a lady.

Gilgamesh: I'm a king! A king shou-

Jeanne: Should be a gentleman to a lady.

Gilgamesh: *grumbles* Fine *carries Yukino bridal style then tucks her in her sleeping bag* There, happy?

Jeanne: Much better.

Cu: Now for the third pair: Nera and Masaru.

Nera: *giggles* C'mon, Masa- *sees Masaru trying to escape* You can't escape from Nera *summons vines that binds him*

Masaru: *struggling* Let me go! I still don't want to die.

Everyone: *in mind* I pity him

Nera: *giggles* Nera and Masaru will be on their way *drags Masaru inside the room*

Masaru: *struggles* Someone save me!

Nero: You can do it, my Praetor! You can survive!

-Inside the room-

Masaru: *tries to use his abilities but with no avail* Hey what gives?! I can't forge anything.

Nera: *giggles while preparing her potions* Nera will not fall for that trick again so Nera summon special vines which can seal your mana nya :3 *opens up a bottle of her weird potions* Open wide!

Masaru: *looks at Nera in horror* No-Nooo!!!

-Outside the room-

The painful screams of Masaru was heard, even Aya woke up from her nap.

Aya: *rubs her eyes then sits up* What was that horrible scream?

Nameless: Masaru's screaming.

Aya: Poor soul.

Kiniro: I wouldn't want to be in his place.

Nero: Umu~ Poor Praetor.

-7 minutes later-

Cu: *gulps* L-Let's see what happened.

Cu opened the door to reveal a standing and giggling Nera holding an unconscious Masaru, with his soul flying out of his mouth.

Everyone: Poor Masaru.

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* What did you even do to him, master?

Nera: *giggles* Nera tested all of her untested potions nya :3 And recorded it in her book *shows her potion book then drags Masaru's body, then drops him on the floor*

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* At least you had your fun.

Nera: *yawns* Nera wants to sleep now. Since Jekyll is finished, Nera will use Jekyll's lap as a pillow nya.

Jekyll: *sighs* Fine, fine *goes to the couch with Nera while she puts her head on his lap then falls asleep immediately*

Tamamo: Aww~ She looks so peaceful when she's asleep.

Kenji: *in mind* She's so adorable.

Kiniro: At least when she's not awake, not bullying anyone *looks at Masaru* Poor Masaru though.

Cu: Okay, so the next pair: Aya and Merlin.

Aya: *stretches her hands* Welps, I'm going ahead and sleep in the room *goes inside the room then lies down the bed*

Merlin: *goes inside the room then sits at the edge of the bed*

Cu: *closes the door* Your time starts now!

Aya: Don't disturb me while I sleep *falls asleep immediately*

Merlin: Now then, what shall I do to enteetain myself? *sees a cup full of colorful markers then smirks* I wonder...

-Outside-

Neri: *pacing back and forth*

Jekyll: *brushing Nera's hair with his fingers*

Masaru: *still unconscious*

Nero: *places Masaru's head on her lap* Umu~ My Praetor looks so peaceful.

Everyone: *in mind* More like almost dead.

Cu: Times up. Now, let's see what happened *opens the door*

Merlin: *shakes Aya* Aya wake up. Seven minutes is over.

Aya: *startles* Wha?! Oh, is it over? Welps, I'll still gonna go back to sleep. *walks out*

As soon as Aya went outside the room, everyone stared at her face then laughed, which made Nera to open her eyes and wake up and soon saw Aya's face then started to laugh at her. Nameless on the other hand tried to stop laughing.

Aya: *looks at everyone weirdly* What's the matter?

Nera: *still laughing* See for yourself nya :3 *summons a floating mirror in front of Aya*

As soon as the mirror appeared, Aya saw her face full of drawings and a tick mark appeared on her face.

Aya: *looks at the authoress with a dangerous aura while smiling* Hey, Yukino. Can you extend my time for at least a minute?

Authoress: Sorry. No can do. Rules are rules.

Aya: Merlin! *brings out coins*

Merlin: *smiles* Scary. Don't worry. It's just an illusion *removes the illusion to reveal Aya's clean face*

Aya: *puts back her coins in her pockets* Good *lies down on her sleeping bag*

Cu: Okay. The next pair please!

Kenji: *walks in the room*

Tamamo: Mikon! I want it to be with master but at least it is not someone annoying *follows Kenji.

Cu: Start!

-Inside the room-

Kenji: *stutters* Tamamo-san, can I ask you something?

Tamamo: Sure. What is it?

Kenji: How do I make a certain someone like me?

Tamamo: *raises her brow* A certain someone?

Kenji: *stutters while fiddling his fingers* Well, you see...

-a few minutes-

Tamamo:...and that's how you make her like you.

Kenji: *looks at Tamamo with sparkling eyes* Wow! You're so cool, Tamamo!

Tamamo: Mikon! Thanks!

Cu: *yelling from the other side* Time's up *opens the door*

The pair walks out with smiles on their faces. Tamamo wasted no time to snuggle up with Kiniro while Kenji made his way to Alice.

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* So what did you do in the room?

Tamamo: *snuggling his arm* Kya! Master cares! Kenji asked me for love advices and I gave him some.

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* I see.

Cu: Okay. Now, next pair please!

Kiniro: *removes his arm from Tamamo* Well, it's my turn then *walks in the room*

Gilgamesh: *clicks his tongue* I'm not going anywhere wi-

Authoress: *whispers something in his ear*

Gilgamesh: It's a deal *walks in the room*

Nameless: How did you even negotiate with him?

Authoress: *smirks* I have my ways nya :3

Kairu: Nice. Next time, teach me. I need to negotiate with a certain king too.

Authoress: Sure nya :3

-Inside the room-

Kiniro: So-

Gilgamesh: As king, I have some certain rules that I need to lay down before we start this game.

Kiniro: *in mind* Oh boy. I'm being lectured by the king.

Gilgamesh: Rule no. 1...

-few mins. later-

Gilgamesh: ...and that concludes my rules. Got that, mongrel?

Kiniro: *snoring*

Gilgamesh: *tick mark appeared then summoned a spear and throwed it on Kiniro's direction, slightly missing him*

Kiniro: *wakes up looks at behind him and started to get pale* Sorry Gilgamesh. I doze off *in mind* because it's too long and boring

Gilgamesh: You will receive punishment! Gate of Babylon! *Golden circles appeared with weapons shooting out*

Kiniro: *screams while deploying shields to protect himself*

-Outside the room-

Authoress: *suddenly wakes up because of the noises* Must be Gil and Kin's turn.

Cu: Good guess.

Tamamo: Mikon! I want to help my master.

Cu: *looks at timer* Time's up *opens the door to see a Kiniro struggling to put up a barrier while Gilgamesh still using his Noble Phantasm*

Kairu: *in mind* I wish I have an ability like Gilgamesh.

Authoress: *sighs* Alright, Gilgamesh. Enough is enough nya :3

Gilgamesh: *ignores Authoress*

Authoress: *a tick mark appeared on her head then shows her command seals* Gilgamesh, I swear in my namr and with my comma-

Gilgamesh: *immediately stops attacking Kiniro* Fine! Don't use a commmand spell on me *slightly brushing his shoulder onto the authoress*

Authoress: Thought so nya :3

Kiniro: *walks out panting* Alive!

Masaru: *suddenlt wakes up from his almost death like sleep* At least yours is better than mi- *holds his mouth then went to the bathroom to puke*

Nero: Umu! Poor praetor.

Tamamo: *immediately hugs Kiniro* Mikon! Are you alright, master?

Kiniro: Never better.

Cu: Okay. Next pair please!

Nero: Umu! It's my turn!

Kiyohime: Don't even think about making a move on my husband *glares at Nero*

Nero: I would never. I have my praetor *walks in the room*

Kei: Welps. I hope no war happens *follows Nero*

-Inside the room-

Kei: So Nero. What do you want to do?

Nero: I want to sing.

Kei: *smiles* Sing right away.

Nero: and a one and a two and a three *starts singing*

-Outside the room-

Merlin: *sweatdrops* Nero's singing is quite horrible.

Jekyll: *removes his cracked glasses because of Nero* It cracked my glasses lenses.

Kairu: She might even destroy every hlass in this house.

Nera: *looks at Jekyll without his glasses and not transforming into Hyde then blushes*

Jekyll: *looks at Nera* Is something on my face, master?

Nera: *reverts back to normal* Nera saw nothing on your face.

Aya: *covers her ears* The last time this happened was the king game! I don't want that to happen ever again.

Nameless: *covers his ears* Same.

Cu: Their time's up *hurries in opening the door to reveal an unconscious Kei and a singing Nero*

Nero: *stops singing* Umu! More audiences. Have you come to listen to my beautiful voice?

Everyone except for the unconscious ones: No! *in mind* More like horrible. Poor Kei.

Kairu: You have a horrible voice, Nero.

Everyone: *in mind* How bold can he be?!

Nero: *sulks while dragging the unconscious Kei then giving him to Kiyohime*

Kiyohime: Thank you.

Cu: Now, next up we have Kiyohime and Alice.

Alice: *hides behind Kenji* Alice is scared.

Kenji: *smiles and speaks without stuttering* It's alright. She won't bite *in mind* More like breathe fire when it comes to Kei

Alice: Alice won't go in unless Kenji comes.

Kenji: *sighs* Alice...

Cu: Hmmm...the game won't proceed. What do you think, Yukino?

Authoress: I'll let it slide just because it won't proceed *in mind* Plus, Kiyohime is scary and Alice is a kid so it's understandable.

Alice: Yay! Alice is happy! *goes in the room while pulling Kenji*

Kenji: *goes along with Alice*

Kiyohime: I better go in then *walks in the room*

-Inside the room-

Alice: Alice is very sorry. Because of Alice, master will play the game twice.

Kenji: *pats Alice on her head* It's quite alright. I don't mind doing this for you.

Alice: Alice is happy.

Kiyohime: *smiles with a dark aura surrounding her* I have rules regardings to my husband. Listen or else.

Alice & Kenji: *gulps then nods their head* Okay... *in mind* So scary.

-A few mins. later-

Kiyohime:...with that, I end my lecture. Got it you two?

Alice & Kenji: *hugs each other while nodding their heads* Got it.

-Outside the room-

Kei: *wakes up* What happened?

Aya: You almost died.

Kairu: Poor guy.

Neri: Yeah, poor him.

Kairu: At least, you're not annoying. I wish that my turn is already done.

Neri: *nods in agreement* Ditto.

Nero: *sulking*

Cu: Time's up *opens the door revealing a traumatized Kenji and Alice hugging each other while Kiyohime is standing in front of them*

Kairu: *sweatdrops* I wouldn't want to be in their shoes *in mind* Because of tge crazy dragon lady*

Kiyohime: Oh, our turn is done? Alrighty then *walks out happily*

Alice & Kenji: *walks out shakily, still hugging each other*

Nera: *giggles* Nera wonders what happened.

Alice & Kenji: A horrible nightmare.

Cu: Okay. Next, we have Nameless and Jeanne.

Namless: Let's just get it over with *walks in the room*

Jeanne: *follows Nameless*

-Inside the room-

An awkward silence surrounded them with cricket noises heard in the background.

Jeanne: You're a Counter Guardian, right?

Nameless: Right.

Jeanne: And how did you become one?

Nameless: Well...

-Outside the room-

Kairu: It's almost our turn, Neri.

Neri: Right. I just want it to be over.

Kairu: Me too.

Shiro: *secretly glaring at Kairu* *in mind* Why do those two have compatible personalities?

Cu: *smirks* Aren't you jealous, Aya?

Aya: *blushes* E-Eh?! Why should I be jealous?

Cu: Because Jeanne is paired up with your servant?

Aya: So?

Cu: *smirks* You like him, don't ya?

Aya: *blushes* So what? You're making me uncomfortable, Cu.

Cu: *timer rings* Guess time is up *opens the door to reveal Jeanne and Nameless talking* Time's up you two!

Nameless: *stops talking to Jeanne* Oh, we'll continue the conversation another time *walks out the room*

Jeanne: *walks out the room*

Cu: Lastly, Kairu and Neri.

Kairu: Finally! Our turn *goes inside the room*

Neri: Lucky me *goes inside the room*

Cu: Time starts now!

-Inside the room-

Neri: You copy abilities right?

Kairu: Yeah but it depends on the rank of the skill.

Neri: Do you want to copy wind and healing magic?

Kairu: Sure. Why not

-Outside the room-

Shiro: *pacing back and forth*

Jeanne: *sweatdrops* Master, please sit and calm down.

Shiro: I'm just worried about Neri.

Nera: *giggles* Nera can see what's happening due to Neri and Nera's shared perception! Shiro doesn't have to worry nya :3

Shiro: *calms down a bit* That's reassuring. Say Arturia Alter, aren't you worried about your master.

Arturia Alter: He'll be fine *eats junk foods*

Cu: And time's up *opens the door to reveal Neri and Kairu talking

Neri: *looks at Cu* Hey, Kairu. Our timr is up.

Kairu: Time sure flies when you're having fun *walks out*

Neri: *walks out*

Cu: I guess that's the end of the segment.

Nera: *giggles then brings out a small bag full of something powdery* Nera will go outside for a moment. Nera will find new victi- ah I mean toys. Jeje doesn't need to follow.

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* Alright.

A few steps later Nera trips but was caught by Kenji.

Kenji: Are you alright, Nera?

Nera: *giggles* Nera is thankful to Kenji *notices that her small bag of powder is missing* Where's Nera's bag?

Almost everyone started to get pale as they started to panic.

Jekyll: *points upwards* I think that's the bag.

Everyone: Don't let the powder fall!

Jekyll tried to catch it but it was too late. The contents were released all over the room, making everyone, including servants, sleepy.

Nameless: *yawns* What is this?

Nera: *yawning* That's Nera's sleeping powder. It makes everyone and everything slee- *falls asleep*

Aya: *yawns* Thank goodness for that *falls asleep*

With that, everyone started to fall asleep one by one.

Masaru: *walks out the bathroom* I feel so much bette- *yawns then sees everyone asleep* Why is everyone asleep? Oh well. I guess this is the end of the segment. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. See yo- *falls on the floor because he fell asleep like the others*

I hope you enjoyed this section nya :3 I don't own the Fate series and characters nya :3 These are owned by whoever made them nya :3 I only own my segments and OCs nya.

Masaru Kurenai belongs to Taddle_Fantasy

Kiniro Inazuma belongs to Goldinator

Kairu belongs to kylethebloodedge

Until next time nya :3