So I was visiting my lesbian mother (My moms best friend, she isn't really a lesbian.) When her husband Chris asked "Show my a picture of your boyfriend kiddo."

Me- *awkwardly sitting there* I don't have one

Him- *starts to laugh* No really show me

Me- *shrinks down into seat* I don't have one

Him- *stops laughing* Oh your serious

Me- *Embarrassed and wants to die* Yeah........

Yeah so now my self esteem has gone down so much!