Escape the Noob Trap!

POV third

No weapon

No armor

No allies

How could you be so stupid to think that this world didn't have "Trap" parties (parties that trick and kill noobs), especially since you aren't even liked alot at the guild.

Scared, you grab a long object you see on the floor, though it too dark to see, you can tell it's long from how it feels in your hands. Putting it on your back to use later, you quietly start making your way to another part of the cave, hoping to not run into a goblin or worse, a Hob Goblin, as you've heard they can kill even B rank parties easily.

Elsewhere

After talking with some adventurers at the guild hall, your teammate Tina found out you left with a second party and, worrying about you, she runs out of the guild hall until:

She somehow crashes straight into a wall, which would knock anyone out, instead:

She just rolls away from the wall and continues to run.

Back to you

"SWEET HONEY LEMON ICE TEA!" *just barely dodged an arrow*

All you could do is run. There were too many for you to even try to defend yourself from. What's worst is that there's a Hob Goblin with the group as well, meaning that you'll be lucky to even survive till tomorrow with it chasing you.

Keeping the bag of Shade Flowers that you needed, you continue to run, praying that you are getting near an exit. Just then, you are just barely able to see something shining bright, almost like it's the way out. Making your way there, you dodge more arrows before one just narrowly missed your arm, catching part of your outfit, but you didn't care, you kept running until you get to where the light is from, only to see it was the entrance you came from, only it's now covered in rubble.

(Y/n): "Shit! Shit!! Think, there's gotta be a way-"

Just then, the wall almost seems to break from out of nowhere, and as you turn to what caused it, you felt like the happiest person ever.

(Y/n): "Tina!? Thank goodness you're he-"

Tina then jumps onto you, hugging you tightly while also crying.

Tina: "(Y/N)! Thank goodness you're ok! I heard a Noob killing party got to you and I feared the worst!"

As she continues to cry on you, you then turn towards where you ran from, seeing multiple goblins running to you.

(Y/n): "Oh shit! Tina, save the water works for later, Goblins are com-"

Out of nowhere, Tina jumps off of you and charges at the goblins in less then a second, her giant shield held in the air easily before:

(Imagine her doing this multiple times)

Tina: *pant* *pant*

(Y/n): "..." *In his head* "WTF TYPE OF TEAMMATE DO I HAVE!?"

Tina: "Ok, I think that's everything. You ready to go?"

You were about to answer, until you saw the Hob Goblin from earlier running at you two. Trying to protect her, you scream out to her.

(Y/n): "TINA, WATCH OUT! IT'S A HOB-"

Before you could warn her, Tina quickly turns around and:

(Y/n): "..." *In his head* "... Not to self, don't fuck with A ranks..."

Sorry, but that's the end of this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it. Also, I can't guarantee that I'll do this, but I wanna hear what you all want to do if you could get revenge on Malty/Myne after what she just did you the reader. Let me know here. Oh, btw:

Anyway, Happy Holidays and New Years, Cya!

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