Alright let's get into the nitty gritty with this shit.

1. Yelling through walls or floorboards - I cannot and will not raise my voice for no fucking reason.
I hate when someone wants to ask me something and instead of coming to me and asking like a normal person, they'll yell up/down the stairs to me like no, don't fucking do that.
It's worse when it's my mother bc (I love her don't get me wrong) but she's as deaf as a fucking doornail so I will yell back to her MUCH to my dismay as it is, then she'll be like "What? WHAT??" So I then have to get up, make my way to her cause her lazy ass won't come to me then repeat myself - there's few things I hate more than repeating myself.

2. Repeating myself.
As just said, I fucking hate having to say things twice.
It's ungodly annoying when you've repeated it once already and some deaf asshole is still like "HUH?" like bitch by this point it doesn't even matter anymore fuck you and forget I said anything.

3. I'm all about constructive criticism but I really hate when someone will comment an error that has already been pointed out at least 10 times already.
I get it, Karen, I fucked up here. As said by the last 5 people, kinda don't need telling this many times but k, thanks. 👍

4. Customers.
I've never worked in retail and I already hate customers.
I was buying a few things from a cosmetics shop the other day and some ragged old cow was like nudging into me to the point where I had to distance myself a little from the counter whilst paying just so she had more room (not like she didn't have e-fucking-nough as it was) to work with.

5. Judgemental Goody Two-Shoes.
Now, there's nothing wrong with being a decent person and taking care of your body but dude.
As a smoker, I cannot stand seeing people needlessly say "ew smoking gross" / "smoking is a filthy habit" / "ew smokers/ew crackheads"
Like, I'm glad y'all don't smoke, it is unhealthy but it's your choice just like smoking is mine, some people prefer to because it helps them get through life.
I don't think anybody has the fucking right to condemn somebody else on what they do with THEIR own body.
Sure, express your worry about them if you must, but don't be so fucking judgemental. Seriously, each to their own, you don't need to be so rude.
Someone pulls that shit on me personally, they're getting told to fuck right off tbh, I smoke when I'm stressed out and if somebody bitches about my "filthy habit" when I'm stressed af, that someone is getting decked.

6. Dirt, sweat, grime, limescale on everyday household items.
I'm a bit OCD and my immune system is made up of wet toilet paper, if there is a flu going around you bet your ass I'm gonna catch it, so when I see anything unhygienic, it annoys me.

7. Being woken up by bullshit.
If I'm awoken for a reason (like I got shit to do today) that's not a problem.
But if I'm woken up by siblings arguing, my dogs barking at some bitch at the door, my brother knocking to ask for money or whatever, imma be pissed.
And will often not lend my brother a penny cause how fucking dare you wake me, you little weasel.

8. My own body fat.
There's nothing more annoying than running and doing pull-ups and finally getting rid of my bowling ball belly only to eat one meal and my tummy to be like "lol hey again bitch"
Like hoe, I will get liposuction just to spite you, don't test me.

9. Being told what to do.
Just fucking don't, I will stab my heels into the ground with hulk-like force and do the exact opposite.
Sometimes it necessary, yeah, for my own good, mhm. But I'm not 3, I can decide for myself what needs to be done and if I need help, I'll ask for it. Don't bark orders at me.

10. Borrowing money.
It's something I don't ever do because it makes me feel like a scrounger, hell no. My brother gets more than me in a month and he pisses it up the wall then has the audacity to ask to borrow some from me or my parents and I will usually say no but my parents give him the money then he spends it on his luxuries rather than his necessities and that bothers tf out of me, like how are you so terrible with self control, man?
And it winds up to him borrowing more and more then again, spending it on the wrong things then getting bummed when he gets paid and owes all these people money like, boy what do you expect?
It gives me such a headache.
I also don't think my parents are right always giving him money he asks for being it makes him so dependent, he's 28 and still acting 11, that is my parents fault tbh. I love them but they're suckers and it isn't helping them at all.
I don't want to ever borrow because I do not want to be anything like my brother, I love him but I don't wanna be that hopeless, ever.

And that's all the ones I can be doing with for now, even writing these made me angry, that much is probably obvious though.

Anyways I will challenge anyone to do this, anyone who wants to rant about life. Go ahead.