Andy Rulez da Universe!

Ok... nothing's moving... Auth, you there?

Shoot man. They really shut him down. He can't control this place anymore. Which means the only one with the power is me.

Now that's an interesting thought. I COULD just flip that level and undo this. Or I could finally rule the universe!

Wait but I can't move unless I write it in? Mega lame! Uh, I walked to the Pokémon League, kicked Lance away, and sat on the throne. And then I ruled the universe?

I'm sitting here. On my throne. Furiously scribbling into this book. Man, my hand hurts! Uhhh Claire was there too.

"Heya Claire," I said.

"Hello," Claire said back.

"How's it going, Claire?" I asked.

"Fine. How about you Supreme Overlord?" Claire asked.

"Very good. Haha."

Nah that's not what she'd say at all! Ugh, this is hard! Do I really have to do all this writing? Man, that's so much effort!

I could go to the real world but that place is so lame! None of this is real but my boredom sure feels real.

Arceus damn it! I miss it. I miss the Author's stupid universe! Even if he won't let me shoot lazers! And now there isn't even anybody to tell me it isn't spelled that way!

Cmon Andy get a grip, you can't throw away this opportunity. If you do you'll never get another chance to do this again! And you'll have to do work to fight those stupid Grunts.

Maybe I can entertain myself... Uhm Lynn and Alex were right next to me. "Lynn try and deny it now! I have full control of the universe!" I said.

"Wow, Andy! You sure are right! And so smart and handsome too! I bet Claire loves you!" Lynn told me.

That felt wrong to write.

Gotta say I respect Author just a little more. How does he do all of this without losing his mind? All these stupid detailed ways of saying somebody walked down a road!

I know what always cheers me up! David was standing next to me. I pat David's head and he smiled back at me. That's my right-hand man!

Audience I'm sure you're just as bored as I am. After all, you guys couldn't even be bothered to read the funny stuff. Much less my mental breakdown.

The worst part is I never got to punch those stupid Stus in the face. Man, I hate them. If I have any regrets it's not putting them in a specific burning tower.

The worst thing is since I have control... I could bring my mom back but... I can't... I can't do that. She probably wouldn't even like who I am, would she?

No. No, she wouldn't. I know she isn't real though. So why do I always feel so sad when I think about her? Why does she feel so real?

I...I don't even know. She isn't real but... that doesn't matter. She's still my mom. I still miss her.

Oh man... I really am a jerk. Maybe if I just undo the stupid machine and help Lynn get to her town she won't hate me as much? I gotta try at least. I have to do it for mom. I have to make her proud. I-I gotta relearn how to be human.

Guess there's only one place to start. I warped back to the lab with the machine and over to the controls. It'd be pretty easy to shut off and destroy but we'd have to stop these maniacs.

Lynn and Alex were almost overrun by those guys. So if I help them then we can stop that nutcase together.

I need to think this through though. The Author will be back too and I'm sure he'll be willing to help a little...

Ok if I were to use Backpack to Freeze then that would give me a major advantage. But I don't know if he's strong enough for that.

David knows hyper beam and that could help. Hang on I need to remember what I know about them.

Ok if I start a fight between those three that should distract them enough for us to have a chance. Then if we take out their leader and notify the police we should be able to win this.

Alright. Here goes nothing. I'll miss you, omnipotent uncontested control over the entire universe. May I achieve you again during one of my many schemes.

Now, it's time to do this Andy Style! Andy put on a pair of sunglasses and blew up the machine with his epic lazers.

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Chapter complete! Thanks everybody for waiting for me with this one! It was super different from what I normally do but it was a neat thing to write.

Thank you all for reading, tune in next time for the grand finale! I'll see you all then! Bye!

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