Lynn and Alex were running around trying to escape an angry Sudowoodo that Andy splashed water on. Andy was leaning against a tree laughing. Oh, you make me sound too cruel. It's literally what you're doing now.

"Eh, whatever. So while they have fun let's talk. Me to the, like, one person who actually reads this book. A lot of people will say I'm a Deadpool rip-off. But I'm really not. Author has never seen a movie, played a game, or read a comic with Deadpool in it. The only reason he even knows about the guy is 'cuz of Death Battle and Film Theory." Andy explained.

"But anyways I know you people are probably thinking 'Why does Andy want to go to Violet City? And why does the title imply something violent will happen.' Well since I've just been spoiling all of Author's big surprises I might as well tell you guys." The Sudowoodo punched the tree, its fist barely missed Andy's big head. "Oh crap!" Andy ran around the tree and away from Sudowoodo. Dangit Author! I was about to spoil things!

"There you are! Why haven't you been helping!" Lynn demanded.

"I didn't want to," Andy said plainly.

"Weedle's hurt!" Alex wailed, holding the fainted bug and poison type in his hands.

"Well Lynn, use your Meditite," Andy told her.

Lynn grit her teeth. "I have been!" Sudowoodo charged at them. "NOW!" Meditite jumped out from the bushes and kicked Sudowoodo in the face. Then she vaulted off of it and landed next to Lynn.

Meditite was a blue and white Pokémon. Its body was very human-like. At that moment its normally black eyes were glowing bright blue.

"Confusion!" Lynn pointed at Sudowoodo, which was surrounded by blue energy and thrown into a rock. The rock type Pokémon recovered quickly and cried out in fury.

"Ugh. No matter how many times I hit it, the thing won't stand down." Lynn muttered.

"Well, I guess you need my help so I'll save the day." Andy sent out David. "David use hyper beam!" David charged the orange beam in its mouth and fired it at Sudowoodo, creating a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared the Sudowoodo looked un-phased. "Oh come on!" Suddenly the Sudowoodo exploded into cupcakes! I hate you. Just ignore the bold, nothing that's in bold is ever true.

"You used a normal type move on a rock type? Really Andy?" Lynn sighed.

"Well it's not my fault Author won't let me make it explode into cupcakes!"

Lynn blinked. "I need to find a mental institution." She rubbed her temples.

"Go, Lynn! Go, Andy!" Alex cheered, interrupting the argument.

"OK, Meditite use force palm!" Lynn's Pokémon charged forward, ducking under Sudowoodo's arm and putting its palm against the enemy Pokémon. Suddenly the palm exploded in light and threw Sudowoodo back.

"Andy I need you to guard Meditite. I think I know how to finish it, just make sure she doesn't get hit." Lynn told Andy.

Andy shrugged. "Whatever dude. David, don't let Meditite get hit."

"Meditite use focus punch!" Meditite pulled its arm back, closing her eyes to concentrate. Sudowoodo charged forward but David jumped in the way, its tail began to glow a steely silver and David leaped into the air, spinning around and whacking Sudowood in the face. Meditite's eyes snapped open and it jumped forward punching the rock type Pokémon in the chest and sending it flying into the woods.

"Alright now that the pointless filler battle is over, let's get back to the chapter," Andy said, returning David and walking towards Violet City.

The group arrived at the city a little while later. Violet City was a fairly small city. There were only a few houses. The reason it was so big was that of all the trees and the important buildings like the gym and Bellsprout tower. The city was very Japanese with how it looked, the soft breeze made the city seem all the more inviting. No, it was just stupid and ugly and lame and it should burn!

"OK here's the plan, I go visit Falkner, tell him to stop sending me death threats. Meanwhile, you guys pick up some gasoline and once I'm done with Falkner we burn down the Bellsprout tower. Go, team!" Andy said.

"We're not burning down anything. Just go do what you need to do, we need to go pick up some more food and heal our Pokémon." Lynn said, taking Alex by the hand and walking to the Pokémon Center.

"Whatever. I can burn it down myself. Man, I really hate this city." Andy walked into the gym. The gym was very barebones. There was a winding glass platform that leads to Falkner on the other side of the gym. Underneath the glass was a bottomless pit to hell. Which was where Falkner and this city rose from! I can't even be bothered to care.

Falkner was standing on the other side of the gym. He was sitting down in a chair and reading a magazine. Falkner had long blue hair that fell over one of his eyes. He was wearing a light blue jacket over his blue robe. What can we say? We don't know Japanese clothing very well. He was also wearing black shoes and long white socks. He looked up and saw Andy, his cold blue eyes narrowed on the trainer.

Andy walked along the glass platform until he reached Falkner's side of the gym. "Stop." Then he turned to leave.

"Hold it! Andy, you think you get to show your face here after what you did!" Falkner screamed.

"Yep."

"I'll kill you!"

"Hold on that'll have to wait, a dramatic flashback in three two one."

5 years ago.

Andy was walking around Violet City without a care in the world. He had finally gotten his Larvitar and given it the best nickname ever. Falkner was running around chasing after a Pidgeotto and laughing. Andy smiled to himself, the last time he'd seen Falkner had been long ago, back when his father took him there to get something for his museum.

"Hey, Falkner! Who's Pokémon is that?" He asked Falkner turned to him.

"Oh hi, Andy! He's mine! I worked really hard to train him!" Falkner replied.

"That's great. I just got a Larvitar. Oh and hey guess what?"

"What?"

"Only I'm allowed to cheat." He pulled out a gun from nowhere and shot the Pidgeotto. "Train it up legitimately." Falkner fell to his knees and began crying while Andy just walked away.

"Don't EVER show your face here again Andy! I'll kill you!"

Flashback end. Wait that wasn't entirely true... Are you trying to hide your past! Moving on!

"Look you can't be mad when you cheated it in!" Andy shouted.

"What are you talking about!" Falkner demanded, punching Andy in the nose.

"OW! Why is it always the nose!" Andy cried out. "Your Pidgeotto was level 13! It evolves at level 18!"

"Wait... How did I never notice that?" Falkner just stood there in shock.

"Drops mic." Andy narrated, and he walked away. "Stop sending me death threats!"

Andy left the gym and walked to Bellsprout Tower. "I never liked this thing. Goodbye Grandpa." He got a gasoline tank from nowhere and chucked it into the tower with the cap open. Then he got a match from nowhere, magically lit it, and tossed it into the tower, which then was set on fire. Hey, Author you gonna protest? No. I want you to face the repercussions for this.

Andy stepped back and watched the madness unfold. People ran from the tower panicking, everyone was screaming.

Lynn and Alex ran over to Andy. "Oh, my Arceus you actually did it!"

"I said I would. Now before you freak out on me we might wanna run because Falkner knows it was me." Andy instructed.

"It was him and his friends over there!" Falkner screamed. A mob of people turned to them.

"See. We run." Andy, Lynn, and Alex ran out of Violet City through the right exit. Then they dashed into Dark Cave.

"If you ever show your face in this city again, we'll destroy you!" Falkner screamed.

"So now we have a criminal record. Fun right?"