Modern! Superhero! AU

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I walked home, happily whistling to myself. Today was the day. Our 5 year anniversary!

"Lance! Babe, I'm home!" I called. No response. I walked down the hallway and heard grunts. I smiled. He must be working out in the gym we had. Once I got closer, it sounded more like... moans? Is he pleasuring himself again? I heard more and more moans and slapping sounds.

I creaked the door open to our shared bedroom. My eyes widened as I slammed the door open, tears flowing down my cheeks.

"L-Lance McClain..." I whispered.

"(Y)-(Y/N)! It's not what it looks like!" Lance said, watching me.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I shouted, grabbing my laser gun from my bedroom drawer. I cocked it and pointed the tip at the girl. I hated that she was prettier than me.

"Take your fucking stuff, and leave," I yelled, "BOTH OF YOU!" They scurried to put on their clothes, and ran out. I chased them with the gun.

"Leave my fucking house!" They ran quicker than the Usain Bolt, out the door, then I threw my wedding band out the door.

"KEEP IT FOR YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!" I yelled, flipping off Lance. I slammed the door in their faces and started to cry. I dialed my big brother Shiro and waited for him to pick up.

"Hello?"

"Sh-Shiro..."

"(Y/N)? What's wrong?"

"C-Come over... Now, please..." I sobbed, my overwhelming feelings taking the reins.

"I'm on my way." After a couple minutes, I heard rapid knocks on the door. Once I opened it, Shiro rushed and tackled me into a hug.

"Don't cry, don't cry... Shiro's here..." he whispered, kissing my head, setting me down on the couch. He noticed my left hand. His eyes widened.

"What happened to your ri-"

"Lance, Lance did."

"...What?"

"He cheated on me... With some white-haired chick."

"Allura? No, she's so nice..." Shiro faltered when he saw my glare.

"Well she's a whore, that's what she is," I huffed, crossing my arms. He patted my back.

"Hello? I'm still here, you know." I turned to the voice.

"Keith? What the fuck are you doing here?" I asked, looking at him with my red eyes.

"Shiro and I were on a date, when he received a call, then booked it to the car and started yelling, 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK', then here we are," he explained. I smiled a little. Shiro put his hand on mine.

"There's the little sister I know."

(Timeskip)

I told both the them about the situation, and right after, they started cracking their knuckles and necks.

"Where is he~" Keith growled, glaring at my ring finger. I smiled a bit, knowing they cared about me.

"I kicked him out of my house, then we planned to burn all his belongings..." I mused, tapping my chin, "I honestly don't know where he is at this point. My best guess would be Allura's house."

"We're going there, now."

"I'm going to... tag along," I said, putting the gun in my belt. They beckoned for me to follow.

(Timeskip)

I kicked the door down, after not getting an answer after five minutes of patiently waiting.

"Laaance~ Babe, I miss you~" I cooed, trying to get him out. He peeped out of a corner. I shot the wall, missing his face by a couple inches.

"Dammit, didn't get him," I said, blowing the smoke off the pistol. I lunged up the stairs and saw a piece of white hair fly by. I giggled madly, my brother and his boyfriend following me. I kicked the bedroom door down and found them, huddling against a corner. I pulled out a meat cleaver.

"Would it be a shame if I cut off your pretty hair?" I cooed, plucking Allura's hair while she whimpered, "Or I could make it less painful if I just let you die peacefully by cutting your head clean off..." I paused for a second before lunging. I grabbed Allura by her hair and cut a jagged line into it, swiping more than half of her white hair.

"It really is a shame... I did like your hair," I said, faking remorse, looking at the locks in my hand. She shrieked and started to grab at her head.

"This has to stop, (Y/N)," Lance choked out. I laughed loudly and harshly.

"Stop what? You think I didn't know you little fucking track record, Lance?" I sneered, shooting at the wall next to him, "You single-handedly dated most of the girls in our college, then cheated on them, with a one-night stand. Seriously, don't fucking sweat it dude." Lance narrowed his eyes at me.

"I hate you."

"I hate you too, Lancey-Lance," I giggled, impaling the knife right above his head. He screamed and rushed into the bathroom, with Allura.

"HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT SLUT!"

(Timeskip)

I sighed as I rubbed my temples.

"Miss (Y/N)?" my assistant asked, looking at me. I plastered on a smile.

"Yes?"

"Your brothers are here to see you."

"Let them in." I saw my two dashing brothers, clad in tuxedos, with a black and red tie adorning their necks.

"(Y/N), how have you been?" Shiro asked, waving.

"Good. You two?"

"It's been okay," Keith said, shrugging, "Could be better."

"Hey, just because you lost some stock doesn't mean you can't gain it back," Shiro said, nudging Keith. He grumbled and crossed his arms. I chuckled a bit.

"Sit down, let's talk. Cathy, can you bring us some tea?" I said, looking at my secretary. She smiled.

"Yes m'am." I turned back to face my brothers.

"What do you need?"

"We're here to congratulate you on becoming the CEO of InstantNoodles. It's a big accomplishment," Shiro said, smiling at Cathy, who handed him a teacup filled with hot water and jasmine leaves.

"We also came to tell you some intel we've just received," Keith said lowly, picking up his teacup. My face dropped to a dead-serious glare.

"What?"

"Lance broke out of the mental hospital." My eyes widened.

"What?"

"Yeah, after Allura cheated on him, he went batshit insane. Had to be locked up for a couple years."

"He's out? Don't tell me the 'Blue Paladin' is out."

"He is, and now it's time."

"You can't be serious."

"I am. Dead serious (Y/N)," Keith said, taking a sip of the jasmine tea. I nodded and drank my tea.

"Cathy, please open file F-1." She gasped.

"Miss, you aren't going to..."

"I am. This is for Earth, not for my benefit this time. The Paladins Of Voltron are reassembling." She nodded and gave me a file. I slipped a piece of paper out and grinned.

"You know where to go."

(Timeskip)

After I dialed Pidge and Hunk, they arrived almost immediately.

"What's up?" they asked, looking at me. I chuckled darkly.

"The Blue Paladin seems to have gotten out of his chamber. It's out job to put him back in."

"Got it, Cap." I smiled as I perched on the top of the roof. This was going to be fun.