(Requested)

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~I swear this man has longer eyelashes than you do.

~LUXURIOUS HAIR

~Lotoreal™

~Prince Motorboat

~Fabulous booty

~RESPECT FOR WOMEN COMES SKYROCKETING UP

~Can bathe in respect for women.

~The biggest flirt ever (Next to Lance)

~You wonder if you're even fit to be his betrothed.

~Lotor always reassures you by giving you a sweet kiss.

~He makes you feel better about yourself in every aspect.

~This man is so extra sometimes.

~For a month, he celebrated every single fucking day you two were together.

~But it ended when you threatened to dump him.

~He was sad.

~You were apologetic.

~He loves you so much.

~More than his hair products.

~That's saying something.

~Seriously.

~Once took you to a great planet that looked exactly like Earth.

~You cried and hugged him.

~You love him so much.

~He sometimes complains that the paladins purposely call him the wrong name.

~You stick out your bottom lip and let him cry into your clothing.

~He manages to ruin the mood by sticking his face into your breasts.

~GODDAMMIT LOTOR

~You laughed but push him off.

~He gets frisky though.

~Surprisingly, he's very gentle with you.

~Can kill anyone who dares to make you sad.

~Seriously.

~*cough* RIP *cough*

~You appreciate it, but usually stop it before it gets too nasty.

~Just recently found out he can change skin colors.

~Woah.

~Altean magic, eh?

~You love laying on his chest, hearing his heartbeat.

~He likes playing with your hair and kissing your forehead lightly.

~Jawline kisses.

~Neck kisses.

~Nose kisses.

~Shoulder kisses.

~Collarbone kisses.

~Arm/Hand kisses.

~All the kisses.

~Loves to tease.

~Licks?

~Gets drunk on nunvil.

~A HELLA LOT

~Instead of sexual tension, he usually just passes out.

~You then drag him to bed.

~That's easier said than done.

~He may look slim, and hot...

~BUT HE WEIGHS LIKE AS MUCH AS HUNK DOES.

~SERIOUSLY

~HOW MANY MUSCLES DO YOU HAVE

~When this whole war is over, you want to take him back to Earth and eat ice cream.

~Yes, ice cream.

~You just love those little trucks they drive that play the dingy music.

~Lotor's eyes sparkle whenever you talk about it.

~He laughs magically and hugs you, whispering about how you're going to get married on Earth, and how happy your family is going to be.

~You sigh and dream about it.

~"Maybe soon, Lotor. Maybe soon."