(Requested)

Not off hiatus yet (i know it's confusing) but quickie update!

In case you haven't forgotten:

The contest for oneshots is still up! Check the last chapter for rules and how to enter! (Below the Q & A and actual oneshot) :)

An AU where all of the paladins get turned into babies.

(I'm going to say Allura and Coran are on an errand, so it's just you and the tiny tots.) :)

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"Oi! Pidge! What the hell did you just do?!" I yelled, coughing as the green smoke cleared out. I was walking down the hallway when I heard a happy gurgling.

"Oh god..." I slammed open the door to the lounge room and groaned when I saw four toddlers and one very confused 7 year old.

"What the... What just happened?" he asked.

"Wait... TAKASHI?!" I yelped, recognizing all his features. He turned to me and smiled.

"Oh, hey sis! Why am I this small?"

"I don't know... But can we take care of these toddlers first?" I said, pointing to the small children sitting on the couch. He nodded and helped me pick up the small tots. I screamed internally as Hunk happily cooed and hugged my shoulder.

"Gosh, how the hell am I going to take care of all of them?" I muttered, setting them down on the large couch. Shiro placed a hand on my knee.

"Don't worry, I'll help you." I sighed and smiled.

"Thanks, Shiro, but I don't think a seven year old can be much help. But at least you're your true age now."

"Hey! I didn't ask to be born during the leap year!" he shouted, smacking my arm. I laughed and kissed his forehead.

"Don't worry, I'm just joking with you." He huffed and crossed his arms. My features softened and I took his arm.

"Let's go get some food. Hopefully the tots will be able to stomach goo."

(Timeskip)

I groaned as goo was flung everywhere.

"Hunk! Pidge! You don't like it?" I asked, exasperated. They stuck out their bottom lips and pouted. I sighed and picked up the spoon.

"C'mon, here comes the airplane~" I cooed, flying the spoon into their mouths. They finally gulped it down and ate the rest on their own. I sighed as I went over to Lance and Keith, who were glaring at each other.

"Keith, Lance," I said softly, smiling. They turned to look at me and pointed to each other accusingly.

"N-Nn!! Keef meanie!" Lance whined. Keith scoffed. Can toddlers even scoff?

"'Ance wittle poopie!" Keith shot back. I gasped.

"Keith! We do not use that language at the dinnertable!" I said, wiping his mouth. Keith looked down and his eyes welled up with tears. I flinched and rushed over to cradle him.

"Keith... Shh..." I cooed, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not mad at you, just please don't fight with Lance..." He sniffled into my shirt and clutched onto the fabric.

"I sowwy..." he muttered, looking up at me. Lance made grabby hands at me, sticking out his bottom lip. I sighed and picked him up as well, sitting on the ground, cradling the two boys.

I peppered kisses onto both of their cheeks as they giggled and hugged my face. I gave them one last kiss on their heads and set them down. They immediately rushed back onto me, clutching both of my legs.

"Down't gooo!" they both cried, big, puppy-dog eyes meeting mine. I 'awwed' and picked them up again.

"Gosh... You two are the cutest..." I cooed, kissing their heads. The two boys snuggled into my neck and closed their eyes.

"We wuv oo, Neenee!"

I squealed and rushed over to Shiro.

"Shiro, look, oh gosh, these two are so cute!"

"Shhh!" he shushed, putting a finger over his clamped mouth. I quieted down as I saw Pidge and Hunk taking a nap, still in baby form.

"Oh..." I whispered sheepishly, "Sorry." His face relaxed as he saw that I had Lance and Keith in my arms.

"It's been a long day, so why don't we just all take a break?" he suggested, getting up. I smiled and nodded, placing the two down next to the already sleeping toddlers. I sat down in the center as Shiro climbed onto the couch and snuggled up next to me.

"Being small has its perks, I guess," he sighed contentedly. I kissed his head and closed my eyes.

"Sleep well, Takashi."

"You too sis."

(Bonus!)

Once Allura and Coran came back, they were pleasantly surprised by all of the paladins sleeping safely and soundly against the couch.

"Wonder what got them to do that," Allura said quietly, nudging Coran.

"It's strange, usually they're all arguing about something." The two Alteans shrugged.

"This is a rare moment, so we shouldn't argue about it."