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Pewpewpew: Hey what's up guys!

Loverboy Lance: Nothing much, beautiful~

Emo Tea: the sky

Tech Wiz: seriously Keith

Emo Tea: what?

Princess18: What is an "emo tea?"

Emo Tea: i didn't choose the names. (Y/N) did.

Pewpewpew: Hey, in my defense it was cute, okay? Also, princess, when I said "te amo" to Keith he thought I said "emo tea."

Princess18: What does this tea emo mean?

Pewpewpew: I love you

Princess18: That's very flattering, but I do not have a romantic interest in women.

Tech Wiz: oh my godddd... Princess, the term MEANS "I love you."

Princess18: oh, thank you pidge :)

Gorgeous Uncle: Thank you, number 5!

Muscle Man: Can we at least talk about our mission?

FoodLover: I mean, I think it was successful.

Pewpewpew: The Coalition is growing really fast, too!

Loverboy Lance: Do you know what's growing even bigger?

Pewpewpew: Lance no-

Loverboy Lance: My particle barrier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Emo Tea: Thank you, (Y/N)

Pewpewpew: Np, bro

Muscle Man: Anyways, as I was saying: The Coalition.

Tech Wiz: I've analyzed the planets and they're getting strong. We might be able to win the war at this rate :)

Princess18: I've just checked in with Planet Tulapin, and they're officially part of the Voltron Coalition! The rates are amazing, great work paladins!

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Emo Tea: how even-

Loverboy Lance: WHY'D YOU KICK ME OFF

Pewpewpew: we have children around here

Tech Wiz: I'm 15.

Pewpewpew: s t i l l

Muscle Man: guys? the coalition?

Pewpewpew: Sorry, Muscle Man. Continue

Muscle Man: Despite all the success the Coalition has gained, we need to reach out further.

Gorgeous Uncle: That's why we're performing again!

FoodLover: NO

Pewpewpew: NO

Emo Tea: NO I WASN'T EVEN THERE AND IT SOUNDS BAD

Tech Wiz: NO

Loverboy Lance: I like the idea.

Emo Tea: Yeah, of course Lance likes the idea. He was basically pole dancing the last time we did the Voltron Show.

Loverboy Lance: I think you're just jealous

Emo Tea: What would I be jealous of?

Loverboy Lance: My impeccable aerobic skills.

Muscle Man: Knock it off. Coran is right, we need to assemble another show in order to make the Coalition bigger than ever

Pewpewpew: Oh, I don't know, don't the paladins get any say in this?

Princess18: Actually, you do. Coran, remember what happened last time? I don't think the whole show is necessary again.

Gorgeous Uncle: Princess, but if Shiro just gave a speech, imagine how boring that would be. Besides, imagine the good parts of the show, like we can actually combine Voltron, and make the crowd cheer. It won't have to be an all-out show, just a little bedazzle here and there.

Emo Tea: ...do i have to do this

Pewpewpew: Y E S S U F F E R W I T H U S K E I T H

Tech Wiz: W E A L L G O D O W N T H E S A M E H O L E

FoodLover: C O M E W I T H U S

Princess18: Does that mean I can stop pretending to be Keith?

Emo Tea: you... what?

Princess18: it's nothing

Emo Tea: what happened while i was gone.
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Emo Tea: guys

Emo Tea: why aren't you responding

Pewpewpew: we had allura be you because you weren't here

Emo Tea: ah. that explains why when someone said, "can i have your autograph keith" and ran immediately to Allura. hm

Pewpewpew: are you mad? it sounds like you're mad

Emo Tea: oh, not in the slightest. i'm just really confused

Loverboy Lance: aren't you always confused?

Emo Tea: it's more like you're the one that's always confused

Lovverboy Lance: oh please, at least i don't think mothman is real

Emo Tea: MOTHMAN IS REAL

FoodLover: I mean, I think the Lochness Monster is real, so who am I to judge?

Tech Wiz: No way, the Yeti for the win

Muscle Man: More like Slenderman

Pewpewpew: oh hell no, el chupacabra is the best

Emo Tea: fite me

Pewpewpew: let's go emo kid

Muscle Man: okay, okay, everyone calm down. we have a show to prepare for

Pewpewpew: okayyyy space dad whatever you sayyyyyyyyy

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Emo Tea: see you guys

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Loverboy Lance: I'm going to practice my act for the show :)

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Tech Wiz: What are we going to do with them

FoodLover: idk

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Muscle Man: I'll leave the chat to Allura and Coran

Princess18: that would be much appreciated, Shiro. Coran, I have other businesses to attend on here, so you can leave too

Gorgeous Uncle: Roger that, Princess!

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Princess18: okay, you can come in now.

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TheBestPrince: Ooooohh! A show? Can I be invited?

Princess18: you're not a paladin, Lotor

TheBestPrince: neither are you, Princess

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Pewpewpew: oh yeah, princess i forgot to ask you LOTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU BLUMMING FOOL

TheBestPrince: I think it is time for me to leave

Pewpewpew: OH NO YOU DON'T

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Pewpewpew: I'M CALLING EVERYBODY ELSE

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Loverboy Lance: WHAT IS MOTORBOAT DOING IN HERE

Emo Tea: WE BANNED HIM LAST TIME

Muscle Man: WHO INVITED HIM BACK ON

Tech Wiz: PRINCESSSSSSSSS YOU DID THISSSSSSS

FoodLover: I just wanted a sandwich why'd i get dragged back here :'(

Pewpewpew: you can go if you want, Hunk

FoodLover: Thanks, (Y/N) :)

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TheBestPrince: oh, come on (Y/N)

Pewpewpew: shut it you quiznacking grape

TheBestPrince: oh dear, with the name calling again?

Pewpewpew: YOU BET YOUR LITTLE (censored) (censored) QUIZNACKING (censored) (censored) (censored)

Pewpewpew: I'm leaving >:(

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Emo Tea: if (Y/N)'s not happy, I'm not happy

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Loverboy Lance: for once, i agree with Keith >:(

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Tech Wiz: Allura needs to fix this >:(

Muscle Man: Sorry to say, princess, but i agree

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TheBestPrince: i'm sad, i don't have anyone to talk to :(

Princess18: you have me :)

Gorgeous Uncle: you better not hurt her you quiznack. i'm watching you

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TheBestPrince: can i go to your showwwww pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Princess18: i'll consider it

TheBestPrince: yayyyyyyyyyy thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Princess18: why do I even put up with him

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oof i love chatrooms

and again s6 fucked me up