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"Do any of you have Advil?" I asked, going into the common-room. "I kinda need pain relief." Everyone frowned in concern.

"My stomach hurts really bad. And I think I have blood coming out of my ass." Pidge immediately started to laugh hysterically. Allura rose from the couch and plucked me off the floor like I was the lightest thing in the world.

"Princess! Put me down!" I screamed. "You're going to make more blood come out!"

"We need to get you into a cryopod!" she yelled back, "nyoom-ing" down the hall. We reached the cryopods and I was holding myself from being pushed in there with my limbs as Allura was trying to ram my torso in.

"Princess! Stop!" I screeched. "Niagara Falls is coming out of my ass!" By then everyone pried Allura away, holding her arms.

"She's hurt, you idiots! We need to heal her!" she shrieked, thrashing. Pidge and Lance ran to my side and helped me off the Altean healing device.

"Holy shit, my uterus is fucking caving in," I groaned, clutching my stomach.

"Hold on, I'll get you some pads and chocolate. Wait a minute babe," Lance said, rushing off to get the necessities.

"I'll try and wobble you to the couch," Pidge chuckled, using her body as a pillar to support my weight.

"Oh my god, thank you."

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"Is (Y/N) okay?" Shiro asked worriedly.

"Is she going to die? What's happening to her?" Keith responded, eyebrows furrowed.

"I'm not ready to have someone precious to me die!" Hunk wailed. "Is she going to have a funeral? A funeral in space?"

"(Y/N)'s not hurt, is she? Did someone shoot her in the ass?"

"Guys, oh my quiznack, she's fine!" Lance shouted, irritated. "It's just what happens to women every month."

"What happens, then?" Keith huffed, crossing his arms. Lance and Pidge exchanged indifferent looks, then smiled mischievously.

"We can't let them know about the werewolf thing!" Pidge whispered purposefully loud. The whole room let out a collective gasp and rushed to the main lounging area, where I was.

"(Y/N)'S TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF OH MY GOD IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO PREVENT THIS?!" I yelped and fell off the couch, sobbing inside.

"Just leave me alone to wallow in my own pain!" I wailed, clutching my torso. "I have blood dripping down my ass, leave me be!"

"Is this the werewolf transformation?" Shiro asked worriedly, cupping my face and shaking my cheeks. I moaned in complaint and shoved him off the couch, burying my head under the blanket.

"(Y/N)! I'm sorry, I made a joke and they took it seriously!" Pidge said, trying to push the people off of me.

The whole room was a mess as Lance and Pidge fought against the raging Keith and Shiro, who were both desperately trying to come to me.

"I MADE COOKIES. CAN COOKIES HELP PREVENT WEREWOLF TRANSFORMATIONS?" Hunk screamed, carrying in a hot plate of steaming chocolate-chip cookies.

"HOW DID YOU MAKE COOKIES IN THREE MINUTES?!" I yelled back.

"I DON'T KNOW!" I sighed and felt my cramping acting up again. Well, if this is the crowd I'm stuck with, shit.

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Once everyone had FINALLY settled down, as Pidge and Lance had explained everything, there was a cuddle party going on.

"How'd I end up with you lot as my best friends?" I questioned, rolling my eyes. Keith shrugged and wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Stroke of luck." I patted Shiro's back, as I was on top of him, and smiled.

"Must be."

"Okay, but seriously, who wants cookies?" Hunk asked, grinning from ear-to-ear. Everyone started to laugh and raise their hand.

"Me, please!"

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