So, first things first 
I made this to tell you all of the embarrassing shit I've done
but it's in a story lol
These stories are pretty short so-

So one day, I was walking to my 7th period class. I have Beginning Arts my 6th period btw. I walk in, do the necessary things and grab a chair and sit down. This is currently my Dramatic Acting class so we don't have desks. We sit in a circle, like always, and proceed to wait till the bell rings. We usually just talk and joke and shit. But this is where the incident happens. You see, I'm a very social person most of the time. I can talk to girls and boys without a problem. And I see one of my male friends pulling one of the things that covers his legs up. I see his legs and notice the amount of fucking hair on his goddamn legs. But here's the problem. There's a girl wearing what I like to fucking call short shorts but they aren't Jean related. I don't know what to call them but her legs were fucking exposed as shit. So, when I saw my friend's legs I say, "Dem legs tho" and she fucking looks at me with that "The fuck" face. Now, I can get pretty flustered pretty fast. Especially when one of these things happen. I'm a dude who likes girls but I know my limits... sometimes. Cuz I can get pretty touchy. But when I accidentally do or say something inappropriate, I start fucking apologizing and shit. So I continue to say I was talking about my friend cuz of his hairy legs and shit. I felt so bad lol.