Derision Discussion: Cavs or Warriors
So...I did this outside. Had to wait, so I made this. Good thing I have Google Docs here on my phone…I wrote this a day before publishing :]
Oh...the documents of unfinished stories.
Anyway...this is just a random one. No games because I don’t have the materials.
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Gary: Homies.
Ash: Hiiiii!
Drew: So what are we doing this time?
Paul: How about the bet from the 2017 NBA Finals?
Ash: How about no?
Gary: Yo...I realized that Elemeno will be on the Cavs’ side next season.
Drew: What makes you say that?
Paul: The only player Elemeno really liked in the Cavs was Kyrie, but now he’s a Celtic.
Gary: Yeah...but she likes Isaiah Thomas too, and Derrick Rose is her favorite player.
Drew: Back before he got the injuries.
Gary: Someone heard her chanting “D-Rose for Sixth Man of the Year!”
Drew: So? It’s still like the Kyrie situation where she only likes the players, but not really the whole team.
Gary: But there are more players that she likes.
Ash: Plus, nothing new happened with the Warriors.
Paul: The whole D-Rose situation doesn’t help your case. She didn’t cheer for the Knicks last season, as far as I know.
Drew: I heard someone say that her fave in the Knicks last season was Kristaps Porzingis.
Ash: I wonder who that someone is…
Gary: Well...now that D-Rose is with a good team…
Ash: Oh! Elemeno’s sister likes the Cavs!
Paul: Her sister. Not Elemeno herself.
Drew: I hope you’ve heard of the story where Elemeno would usually dislike things her sister likes.
Paul: Fire Emblem is one of the few exceptions to that.
Drew: Plus her sister is really a Lakers fan.
Gary: But did you know that Elemeno has Cavs socks?
Drew: Yes, but it was from an NBA set that also had the Heat and Lakers.
Paul: And that was supposed to be her sister’s, but she only took the Lakers one.
Drew: The Heat one lost a pair, so she wasn’t using it. The Cavs one was the only one she could use.
Ash: Wait...how did you guys know about what happened to the socks anyway?
Drew: Sources told us.
Gary: She tweeted about the Cavs socks. Elemeno tweets found on twitter.com/PersonSayinStuf. Only one f because two f do not fit.
Ash: Still not sponsored?
Gary: Yeaaaah. Yo...let’s look for a job for Elemeno so she can sponsor me.
Drew: Give her some rest, Gary. She was really busy and tired back when she had the hiatus.
Gary: Well…
Ash: If only she got paid to be on Wattpad…
Drew: I think that’s possible? Provided that your book has millions of reads and is available as a physical book.
Ash: Gahhh.
Gary: Didn’t she mention before about YouTubing?
Drew: The ads don’t pay that much, especially if you’re not that popular.
Paul: Or if you’re not family friendly, then your vids get demonetized.
Drew: Plus, the equipment could be expensive as well if she wants good quality vids.
Gary: Hmmm…
Ash: Okay...I saw people making some money because of tumblr.
Gary: Hmm...Elemeno making money off of personsayinstuff.tumblr.com? Still not sponsored.
Drew: i think people commission artists there since making artwork really takes effort and time.
Ash: There you go!
Paul: Have you seen her artwork?
Gary: Oh...that Ikarishipping drawing she posted on the book LMNO RANDOMNESS, previously named Dooboo, that one with the mystic ice of fates, and 3hey5me.
Paul: Gary, can you just stop the advertisements?
Gary: It has become an automatic thing, Paul.
Ash: Still not sponsored.
Drew: Say…
Gary: But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time.
Ash: Honey, I rose up from the dead. I do it all the time.
Drew: I got a list of names and yours is in red underline.
Paul: Hmm…
Gary: C’mon, Paul!
Paul: No.
Gary: Work, work, work, work, work
Drew: No.
Gary: Swish swish bish. Another one in the basket.
Ash: Can’t touch this. Another one in the casket.
Drew: Uhhh...okay.
Gary: Do we keep on going?
Paul: Let’s stop now.
Gary: Wait...back to the Cavs and Warriors thing…
Drew: Let’s just conclude that Elemeno is neutral...same as before…
Paul: And that she would like to see a Finals that’s not Cavs vs Warriors next year.
Ash: Hey guys! You may suggest games for us to play!
Gary: You may also suggest which characters you wanna see!
Drew: See ya!
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