Derision Discussion: Cavs or Warriors

So...I did this outside. Had to wait, so I made this. Good thing I have Google Docs here on my phone…I wrote this a day before publishing :]

Oh...the documents of unfinished stories.

Anyway...this is just a random one. No games because I don’t have the materials.

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Gary: Homies.

Ash: Hiiiii!

Drew: So what are we doing this time?

Paul: How about the bet from the 2017 NBA Finals?

Ash: How about no?

Gary: Yo...I realized that Elemeno will be on the Cavs’ side next season.

Drew: What makes you say that?

Paul: The only player Elemeno really liked in the Cavs was Kyrie, but now he’s a Celtic.

Gary: Yeah...but she likes Isaiah Thomas too, and Derrick Rose is her favorite player.

Drew: Back before he got the injuries.

Gary: Someone heard her chanting “D-Rose for Sixth Man of the Year!”

Drew: So? It’s still like the Kyrie situation where she only likes the players, but not really the whole team.

Gary: But there are more players that she likes.

Ash: Plus, nothing new happened with the Warriors.

Paul: The whole D-Rose situation doesn’t help your case. She didn’t cheer for the Knicks last season, as far as I know.

Drew: I heard someone say that her fave in the Knicks last season was Kristaps Porzingis.

Ash: I wonder who that someone is…

Gary: Well...now that D-Rose is with a good team…

Ash: Oh! Elemeno’s sister likes the Cavs!

Paul: Her sister. Not Elemeno herself.

Drew: I hope you’ve heard of the story where Elemeno would usually dislike things her sister likes.

Paul: Fire Emblem is one of the few exceptions to that.

Drew: Plus her sister is really a Lakers fan.

Gary: But did you know that Elemeno has Cavs socks?

Drew: Yes, but it was from an NBA set that also had the Heat and Lakers.

Paul: And that was supposed to be her sister’s, but she only took the Lakers one.

Drew: The Heat one lost a pair, so she wasn’t using it. The Cavs one was the only one she could use.

Ash: Wait...how did you guys know about what happened to the socks anyway?

Drew: Sources told us.

Gary: She tweeted about the Cavs socks. Elemeno tweets found on twitter.com/PersonSayinStuf. Only one f because two f do not fit.

Ash: Still not sponsored?

Gary: Yeaaaah. Yo...let’s look for a job for Elemeno so she can sponsor me.

Drew: Give her some rest, Gary. She was really busy and tired back when she had the hiatus.

Gary: Well…

Ash: If only she got paid to be on Wattpad…

Drew: I think that’s possible? Provided that your book has millions of reads and is available as a physical book.

Ash: Gahhh.

Gary: Didn’t she mention before about YouTubing?

Drew: The ads don’t pay that much, especially if you’re not that popular.

Paul: Or if you’re not family friendly, then your vids get demonetized.

Drew: Plus, the equipment could be expensive as well if she wants good quality vids.

Gary: Hmmm…

Ash: Okay...I saw people making some money because of tumblr.

Gary: Hmm...Elemeno making money off of personsayinstuff.tumblr.com? Still not sponsored.

Drew: i think people commission artists there since making artwork really takes effort and time.

Ash: There you go!

Paul: Have you seen her artwork?

Gary: Oh...that Ikarishipping drawing she posted on the book LMNO RANDOMNESS, previously named Dooboo, that one with the mystic ice of fates, and 3hey5me.

Paul: Gary, can you just stop the advertisements?

Gary: It has become an automatic thing, Paul.

Ash: Still not sponsored.

Drew: Say…

Gary: But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time.

Ash: Honey, I rose up from the dead. I do it all the time.

Drew: I got a list of names and yours is in red underline.

Paul: Hmm…

Gary: C’mon, Paul!

Paul: No.

Gary: Work, work, work, work, work

Drew: No.

Gary: Swish swish bish. Another one in the basket.

Ash: Can’t touch this. Another one in the casket.

Drew: Uhhh...okay.

Gary: Do we keep on going?

Paul: Let’s stop now.

Gary: Wait...back to the Cavs and Warriors thing…

Drew: Let’s just conclude that Elemeno is neutral...same as before…

Paul: And that she would like to see a Finals that’s not Cavs vs Warriors next year.

Ash: Hey guys! You may suggest games for us to play!

Gary: You may also suggest which characters you wanna see!

Drew: See ya!

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