Yo.

BTW, I hope this part does not trigger anyone. I might trigger some people but...

Also, there might be mature-ish stuff at some point. I think it's still PG-13, though. Yeah. It is.

Enjoy?

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Gary: Hey, humans! *dabs* How you doin'? *dabs*

Drew: Alrighty then.

Gary: DAAAANG. Feels good to be playing something again instead of just commentating.

Milani: Actually, our task is just to react to some more avatars?

Jace: Yo.

Gary: YAY! JACE IS STILL JOINING US!

Jace: I'm not gonna be left out.

Gary: We ARE the commentating quad squad! *dabs* DAB WITH ME! *dabs*

Jace: No.

Drew: Wait, so every time we're gonna be playing Tomodachi Life...you're gonna be with us now?

Milani: I think it still depends.

Jace: I'll show up if you want me to.

Gary: We want you to.

Jace: Okay then.

Gary: Hey, Milani.

Milani: What?

Gary: Have you seen Evie's avatar?

Milani: Uh...you mean the super pink child that is apparently mine? Yeah.

Drew: You like?

Milani: It's aight. I'll let my daughter do whatever she wants for as long as she's not doing something illegal or something that may cause harm to someone.

Jace: That's a nice thought.

Milani: I don't want to be a controlling parent. I don't want to put too much pressure on them. If my child doesn't want to be a Pokemon Master, then it's fine.

Jace: You'd make a great mom, Melanie.

Milani: Excuse me?

Gary: AWWWW!

Milani: I'm sure Melanie would make a great mom too, Facey. I, Milani, will challenge myself to be just as good as Melanie.

Jace: Uh...who's Facey again?

Drew: I love you guys, but we need to start with the reactions.

Gary: First off, we have this child named Kai.

Jace: Who's child?

Gary: Tracey's!

Milani: Actually, she would be the PreciousMetal child.

Gary: Oh. We still don't have a Tracey child. STOP LEAVING TRACEY OUT OF THINGS!

Drew: Kai does look like a PreciousMetal child if you consider her features.

Jace: Okay...now we have this collage of kiddos.

Gary: I hope Gino and Gina got a baby sis/bro.

Milani: We have Alfred, Aqua, Antoine, April, Avery, Aimee and Axel. (I forgot to include the names on the collage. Whoops.)

Drew: Why do their names all start with A?

Milani: Wait...they all have the same eyes.

Gary: I will make a wild guess and say that Aqua is Lana's child.

Jace: She probably is.

Drew: But who is the father?

Milani: I don't know. I think some of the child characters do not have a specific set of parents.

Gary: Yeah!

Jace: Hmm...but I feel like something's up with the similar eyes.

Gary: Elemeno probably just got lazy.

Milani: Well, if Aqua is really Lana's child and the other parent isn't specific, Aqua would have blue eyes...I think.

Drew: Wait a sec...April could looks like she could be May's daughter.

Gary: Oh yeah...but there's no Drew resemblance whatsoever.

Jace: Wait...I'm looking at the older child avatars, and I noticed that Azure could fit in their group as well.

Gary: Azure is the Pokeshipping child, right?

Drew: Wait...don't tell me April is the Advanceshipping child.

Gary: I betcha their next child's name is either March or June.

Drew: Oh shut up!

Jace: Oh. Maybe they're all Ash's children?

Gary: DAAAANG ASH!

Milani: Let's say they're different from alternate universes.

Drew: Okay...Alfred could be from Cilan?

Gary: Or Drew!

Milani: Oh Elemeno finally gave us the answers. Alfred over here is the Alohashipping child. Therefore, Ash and Mallow's.

Jace: We were right with Aqua being Lana's child. She's the BlueAngelshipping child.

Gary: But Antoine...I don't get who his parents would be.

Milani: Antoine would be the Amourshipping child.

Jace: Oh. Of course. Of course the blue ribbon had to make it.

Drew: Sheesh. I don't get what's so special about a ribbon Ash gave her. It's not as valuable as a contest ribbon. (I've watched the episode where Ash and Serena went on a 'date', but I don't remember much about it other than Ash giving Serena a ribbon.)

Gary: Drew, if a girl gets a gift from a guy they have a crush on, they will cherish that thing forever.

Drew: That true?

Milani: I guess.

Gary: See? Look at...uh...Milani? I just noticed that necklace your wearing now.

Milani: I've been wearing it since I got it. Even before the Elemeno Fall Games.

Drew: A star necklace, huh.

Jace: You guys are noticing it just now? I thought you three were the bestie trio.

Gary: AWWW! I'm part of the trio!

Drew: Okay, Milani and I are best friends, but Gary? I don't know.

Gary: C'MON! ANYWAY...uh...I guess Milani got that from her mom.

Drew: Most of your jewelry do come from your mom anyway.

Milani: Sure, let's go with that.

Jace: Okay...let's now proceed. We have April.

Drew: Advanceshipping. I get it.

Gary: Then we have Avery. He's probably Pearlshipping son.

Drew: He looks like a girl...kinda.

Gary: Maybe she's a she. I think Avery is a gender-neutral name...right?

Drew: I guess.

Jace: Then...we have Aimee. She's the Negaishipping child, right?

Gary: And Axel. Daang. He kinda egdy.

Drew: Wait...is Axel Gladion's son?

Gary: Lonashipping child? CuteBonesshipping child?

Drew: Uh...what is Ash and Gladion's ship name?

Milani: I couldn't find it. Anyway, Axel is the Aureliashipping child. He would be Ash and Lillie's son.

Gary: Imagine if they belonged in the same universe. Like...they didn't know that they're all Ash's children.

Jace: Azure, Alfred, Aqua, April, Aimee, Antoine, Axel and Avery all grew up not knowing who their father was. Then, they meet at some place and...uh...

Drew: The eight children go to the Pikan region to compete at some tournament. All of them were getting along so great, so they travelled together. Eventually, they arrive at some temple. However, this temple can only be accessed by the Chosen One, or anyone with the Chosen One's blood. As it turns out, all of them had the Chosen One's blood. They went inside to see a man with a Pikachu. It was Ash Ketchum himself. Turns out that Ash was the one who sent them the invitations in the first place. He wants to find out who ended up getting the Chosen One's brand...or something.

Gary: Wait...so Ash knows that he f**ked all his former companions and got them pregnant, and now he wants the children to compete against each other? Well...except Bonnie and the dudes.

Milani: Huh...now that you mention it, a fic like this might cause some shipping wars. But the plot is alright? I guess? I don't know. We're not gonna make that story anyway. It's too risky.

Gary: Well, if you think about it, none of the girls ended up with Ash. He just f**ked them and moved to a temple. So in a way...it doesn't really support any of those Ash ships.

Drew: Plot twist. Ash just f**ked them because he thought he loved them, but he felt nothing. He didn't know that he got all of them pregnant.

Gary: Like he wasn't aware until he heard it from someone at the temple.

Milani: Okay then.

Drew: AND...it turns out that Ash was in love with Gary Oak all along.

Gary: Why does it have to be me?

Drew: Cuz Palletshipping!

Gary: It could have been Paul!

Milani: Let's just say that it's any guy, or maybe just ended up not marrying anyone.

Drew: Eventually, Ash had a hard time choosing who the next Chosen One would be because all of them somehow got his battling skills.

Gary: Not too impressive honestly.

Drew: Ash was kinda harsh on them, forced them to turn against each other. As much as the eight children wanted to hate each other, they can't. All of them felt like family because of the bonds they have formed. However, they did not feel that towards Ash. Sure, they were connected by blood, but he was never really a father-figure to them. They didn't want to compete anymore. They were happy with their lives. They didn't need Ash in their life. They have their loving mothers and their super caring stepfathers.

Jace: Wait...would Ash really have them turn against each other?

Drew: It's an AU. Anything can happen.

Gary: And who exactly are the super caring stepfathers?

Milani: I guess it depends on who the readers want?

Drew: If we're talking about the Elemenoverse stuff...the ones with unknown stepfathers are Azure and Aqua. Alfred has Kiawe. Aimee has Cilan. Avery has Paul. Antoine has Clemont. Axel has Hau...I guess. April has...ya know who.

Milani: Drewbean!

Gary: So...why did they agree to fight in the first place?

Drew: Because they all wanted to know their real father more!

Jace: This story is not happening anyway.

Milani: True. Do you really want to make Ash appear as a villain?

Drew: Well...after that, Ash feels empty. He did not get why his children left him like that. ALL EIGHT OF THEM. And then, Gary swoops in to cheer up Ash and they lived happily ever after. The end.

Gary: Wait...do Milani and Jace exist in this story?

Drew: Of course they do! It's just Ash never f**ked with Milani. They weren't close or anything.

Gary: Hey...remember that one story Elemeno shared to us? You know...the first fic Elemeno thought of back when Diamond and Pearl was still new? The one where she helps the Chosen One, who is Ash by the way.

Drew: Yeah...I remember that, but he was too afraid of Jace that he didn't bother f**king with Milani.

Jace: Alright. So glad I'm terrifying and Drew is not.

Drew: What do you mean I'm not?!

Jace: Never mind.

Milani: Remember, guys. Ship who you wanna ship with Ash...or with anyone. This fic might be a good idea, though.

Drew: Elemeno, please write this story.

Gary: NO!

Jace: Okay...

Drew: Wait...I still think we should make a Palletshipping child.

Gary: Or a Respectshipping child.

Jace: And here they go again.

Milani: So...we're not gonna make the story. Probably not.

Jace: And remember...do well in school!

Drew: Eat your vegetables!

Gary: Don't start ship wars!

Milani: Don't worry, be happy!

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If that story were to exist, would you read it?

I don't plan on writing it for real, though.

But hey...you never know. I say that I won't write something, but I end up making them anyway.

Like Stuck with them Pokemon Peeps 2.

Also...I mentioned the Pikan region. That's an Elemenoverse-exclusive region. I never had a book focusing on it, but I have mentioned it on older books :]