Still too lazy to start the Budew Wonder Trades, so I might as well do this first. I got five boxes of Budew to Wonder Trade, by the way.

Again, I named some Budew after some writers. If I've noticed you commenting on this book recently, you're probably named after one Budew.

ANYWAY...let's get to the Reaping.

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Gary: Yo.

Drew: Ello.

Milani: Ash isn't here right now, so I guess it's SWTPPShipping taking over.

Gary: Lol. That's our ship name?

Drew: It's more of a BROTP than romantic because it's technically incest.

Milani: We did an off-screen simulation. We'll just give you a short rundown of that. Max and Jace were the final two, with Max winning.

Gary: Wow.

Milani: No ships were ruined during that one. Apparently, Jace won the savage award.

Gary: I was in the Top 4 with Max taking me out by bashing my head in with a mace.

Milani: Lilly was the last survivor of Team Wattpad with TRACEY taking her out.

Drew: Teari, last time's savage queen, was the first one to be taken out thanks to May.

Milani: Oh. Apparently, it was Jace who also took out Elemeno, so that's obviously not good.

Gary: Wow, Jace. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO ALLOWED YOU TO EXIST IN THE WORLD OF FANFICTION IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Drew: Anyway, we will do another one..

Gary: Should we just do 48 tributes?

Milani: But then we have to type everything again.

Gary: F it. Let's just type everything again!!! WOOO!!!! BE RIGHT BACK!

Elemeno: F you guys. I'll be the one doing the typing.

(Time skip)

Gary: Alrighty. Elemeno did the thingy and gave us simulation link.

Drew: 48 tributes. Wow.

Gary: District 1 has the Nameship + Elemeno still. This time, Azialle joins them.

Drew: District 2 has four of Lilly's OCs, Teari, Rose, Ember and Alive.

Milani: District 3 is Team Wattpad minus Elemeno. We have Lilly, Lavender, Yame and Sapphire.

Gary: District 4 has the original squad. The original episodes of Pokemon do count the Orange Islands, so this squad will have Ash, Misty, Brock and Tracey.

Drew: District 5 has Hoenn, Sinnoh and half of Wishfulshipping. May, Max, Dawn and Iris.

Milani: District 6 has Cilan + Kalos squad.

Gary: District 7 has the cool kids with Gary, Paul and Drew. Barry decided to join in with our district because Paul is part of the group.

Drew: District 8 has the Murder Squad with Lillie.

Milani: District 9 has N, Gold, Hau and Moon.

Gary: District 10 has the protagonists and rival of Fire Red and Leaf Green. We have Red, Blue and Leaf. Lyra will be joining their group as well.

Drew: District 11 has the Akala Island Trial Captains + Sophocles.

Milani: District 12 has the Dawn Cheer Squad + Harley.

Drew: Why is Harley here?

Milani: Why not?

(LATE REALIZATION. I FORGOT TO INCLUDE HILBERT)

Gary: Anyway, let the simulation begin! Again, we won't mention all the things that happened.

Drew: The Bloodbath.

Gary: Oh wow. Iris sets an explosive off, killing Sapphire and Jace.

Milani: WELL.

Gary: Sorry, Jacey. Sorry, Sapphire,

Milani: WELL.

Gary: Dawn gathers as much food as she can. I bet you Ash wants her to share.

Drew: May snatched a pair of sais. I grabbed a backpack and then retreated.

Milani: Bonnie finds a backpack full of camping equipment. Red gathers food as well. N and Lavender also grabbed backpacks.

Gary: Kiawe and Sophocles take a spear. Mallow, Blue and Zoey got a handful of throwing knives. Tracey and Lilly got swords.

Milani: Alive snaps Leaf's neck. WOW.

Gary: WELP. There goes our former champ.

Milani: Alive wants to be savage queen.

Drew: Ash, Silver and Rose work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Gary: Barry got a trident. Brock clutches a first aid kit. That's very...Brock.

Drew: Conway and Lyra fight for a bag, but Conway gives up and retreats.

Milani: Misty rips a mace out of Gold's hand. Teari does the same to Hau.

Gary: And the rest ran away from the Cornucopia.

Milani: Day 1.

Drew: Teari, Cilan, Lilly and Zoey raid Ash's camp while he is hunting. Alright. Teari is already getting her savage game back on.

Gary: Serena tends to Clemont's wounds. Awww.

Drew: Geekchic alert. Well, Geekchic or Serena's just being a good friend.

Gary: I wonder what Serena sees in Ash. Clemont is much better, tbh. He's smart. He invents things. He can cook. Ash just eats and talks a lot.

Drew: May begs for Conway to kill her. He refuses, keeping May alive. Good Conway.

Gary: Well of course he refuses. If Conway killed May, then Dawn would be mad at him. He'd be kicked out of the Dawn Cheer Squad.

Drew: True

Milani: Brock throws a knife into Dawn's head.

Gary: THE HECK?!

Drew: Wow.

Gary: What happened to friendship?! Oh no. Now the Dawn Cheer Squad are gonna go after Brock.

Milani: Misty, N, Mallow, Gary and I hunt for other tributes.

Drew: I do the same but with Azialle and Blue.

Gary: Iris and Moon practice their archery. I guess Moon could practice with her Decidueye.

Drew: Does Moon have a Decidueye?

Gary: Depends on the player.

Milani: What.

Drew: Oh. Paul is also practicing his archery.

Gary: YO. I need someone to make the edits of Paul doing archery.

Milani: Don't make Elemeno do edits again.

Elemeno: I meeeeeeeeeeeeeean.

Gary: Red questions his sanity. Oh boy.

Drew: Rose diverts Gladion's attention and runs away.

Milani: Barry goes hunting.

Drew: Harley and Elemeno hunt for other tributes. Okay. Yame, Hilda and Lyra are also doing the same.

Gary: Lavender travels to higher ground.

Drew: Max stalks Hau. He probably snuck in some malasadas.

Milani: Night 1.

Drew: N stays awake all night.

Hilbert: N!!! Are you alright?

Gary: How'd he get in here?

Drew: Ash, Elemeno and Rose sleep in shifts.

Gary: Moon convinces Barry to snuggle with her. HELLO?!

Milani: Uh-oh.

Gary: Barry needs to hide from certain kids from Aether now.

Milani: Hilda is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Gary: Maybe if she stuck with N, maybe they'd both be feeling better.

Hilbert: Excuse me?!

Drew: Yame, Mallow and Hau sleep in shifts.

Milani: Red falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Gary: OH NO! NOT THE POKEMON MASTER!

Milani: OH MY GOSH. Tracey kills Teari while she is sleeping.

Gary: SKETCHHOWLIT AGAIN!?

Drew: Revenge from last time, I guess.

Milani: Wow.

Gary: Max severely injures Ember, but puts her out of her misery.

Drew: Azialle lets me into her shelter. That's nice of her.

Milani: Sophocles begs for May to kill him, but she refuses.

Gary: Brock is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. I guess he really needed some embers to warm up the night. Yeah?

Drew: Huh?

Milani: Misty tracks down and kills Harley.

Drew: Do my work for me, Misty.

Gary: Lillie, Milani and Serena sleep in shifts.

Milani: Bonnie and Iris huddle for warmth. Aww...that's nice.

Drew: Kiawe sets an explosive off, killing Gary, Blue, Conway and Silver.

Gary: WHAT?! WHO LET KIAWE JOIN ANYWAY?!

Drew: Elemeno?

Gary: UGH.

Milani: That quadruple kill though

Gary: I hate Kiawe.

Drew: Cilan fends Lavender, Paul and Alive away from his fire.

Gary: That's selfish of Cilan.

Drew: Paul will take note of that.

Gary: Or Alive.

Milani: Or Lavender.

Gary: Day 2!

Milani: N, Misty, Lavender and Drew raid Clemont's camp while he is hunting.

Drew: He must be hiding some food.

Gary: Lana runs away from Cilan. He was just looking for someone who could extinguish the fire that he refuses to share.

Milani: I hunt for other tributes with Brock and Alive.

Gary: Mallow diverts Hau's attention and runs away. She was like, "Hau! There are malasadas over there!"

Drew: Kiawe poisons Tracey's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

Gary: Thank you.

Drew: Dude.

Milani: Barry repeatedly stabs Gladion to death with sais.

Drew: OH MY GOODNESS.

Gary: Yo, Barry and Moon snuggled, and then he stabs Gladion repeatedly. WHAT.

Drew: Is Barry the new Mr. Steal Your Girl?

Gary: Barry might be the savage king.

Milani: Paul sprains his ankle while running away from Elemeno. Fun.

Drew: Iris practices her archery. Again.

Gary: Moon overhears Sophocles and Lilly talking in the distance. Okay.

Drew: She's just eavesdropping on Sophocles and Lilly while Gladion's being stabbed to death with the guy she snuggled with. What is this.

Milani: Madness.

Gary: Madness >> Randomness 2.0. Still not paid to advertise.

Milani: Gold severely slices Hilda with a sword.

Gary: Oh gosh.

Drew: May discovers a cave. I wonder what's in the cave.

Gary: IT'S FILLED WITH LIECHI BERRIES.

Milani: Yame tries to spear fish with a trident.

Gary: Night 2.

Milani: Hau loses sight of where he is. He was just looking for the malasadas.

Drew: May tends to her wounds.

Gary: I bet you wanna help her.

Milani: Sophocles, Misty and Lilly discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. Madness is going to happen.

Drew: Serena trap kills Bonnie.

Gary: WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIENDSHIP.

Drew: Alive defeats Iris in a fight, but spares her life.

Milani: Drew, Lavender, Clemont, Lyra and Azialle sleep in shifts. Zoey, Ash, Yame, Tracey nd N do the same.

Drew: Brock cries himself to sleep. Sad.

Gary: He lost the embers in his life.

Milani: Max is awoken by nightmares. Yikes.

Gary: Trying to be savage Barry receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Milani: Gold stabs Paul with a tree branch. OKAY.

Gary: Wow, Gold. You might compete with Barry for Savage King.

Drew: Elemeno is unable to convince Lillie to not kill her.

Milani: Well, Lillie you are banned from stuff now.

Gary: Lol not really.

Milani: I got explosives from an unknown sponsor.

Drew: Probably Jace's ghost.

Gary: Melanie, kill these suckers for me.

Drew: It's MILANI.

Gary: Whatever, Melanie.

Milani: Bruh.

Gary: Day 3.

Milani: Now Cilan practices his archery.

Gary: Who gave Ash clean water?

Drew: Gary's ghost.

Gary: Bruh.

Drew: Kenny, Lavender and Alive hunt for other tributes.

Milani: May discovers another cave.

Gary: It could just be the same cave.

Drew: Milani camouflages herself in the bushes.

Milani: Gotta stay safe.

Drew: Oh. Now Max got some explosives from an unknown sponsor.

Milani: Lilly got a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Drew: Probably from Teari's and Ember's ghosts.

Milani: Gold makes a wooden spear.

Gary: He already stabbed Paul with a freaking tree branch, dude.

Drew: I hunt for other tributes with Azialle, Lyra, Moon and Zoey.

Milani: Yame makes a slingshot.

Gary: Rose attacks Misty, but she manages to escape. I bet you Ash will be the one killing Misty again.

Milani: We'll see.

Drew: Lillie kills Serena with a hatchet. Oh okay.

Gary: Night 3.

Milani: Barry shoots an arrow into Alive's head. CALM DOWN, BARRY.

Gary: Rose, Cilan and Misty sleep in shifts. What the heck, Misty? You were attacked by Rose!

Milani: Lilly tries to treat her infection.

Drew: Tracey convinces Milani to snuggle with him. WHAT.

Gary: WOW TRACEY. YOU KILLED TEARI AND YOU MAKE MILANI SNUGGLE WITH YOU. WOW.

Drew: How dare you, Tracey?

Gary: Ugh.

Milani: Calm down, guys. It's just a game.

Drew: How the heck did Milani agree to snuggling with Tracey? Like how?!

Gary: HOW?!

Milani: Because the simulator said so.

Drew: Ugh.

Gary: May and Yame huddle for warmth. Adorbs.

Milani: Max dies from thirst.

Drew: Okay.

Gary: What kind of thirst?

Drew: Dehydration.

Gary: Are you sure?

Drew: Bruh.

Milani: Gold, Sophocles, Lavender, Lana and Lyra sleep in shifts.

Drew: Kenny and N hold hands.

Gary: New ship?

Milani: Hau attacks Ash, but Brock protects him, killing Hau.

Gary: Wow. Brock is really there for Ash. That's true friendship, man.

Drew: I start a fire. Weeeeee.

Milani: Day 4.

Drew: Yame bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Gary: Welp.

Milani: Zoey picks flowers. Aww.

Gary: In memory of the Dawn Cheer Squad.

Drew: Rose chases Lilly. Okay.

Milani: Tracey severely injures Barry, but puts him out of his misery.

Drew: Wait...so Barry's gone?

Gary: I meeeeean, Tracey is a bit of a savage in this one too. There could only be one savage guy.

Drew: But Barry still snuggled with Moon and then killed Gladion.

Gary: Oh true.

Milani: Lyra tends to Gold's wounds. That's nice.

Gary: Sophocles divert Drew's attention and runs away. Soffy be like, "Drew, I saw May alone and unprotected!"

Drew: Chill. She only got medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Milani: And I got some clean water from an unknown sponsor!

Gary: Wow. Jace's ghost still giving you stuff after you snuggled with Tracey. Wow.

Milani: Bruh.

Gary: And Clemont overhears Mallow and Lavender talking in the distance. I wonder what they're talking about.

Milani: Arena Event! The arena turns pitch black and nobody can see a thing.

Gary: Ooh...exciting.

Drew: Zoey trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. Same for Iris.

Milani: While fighting, Azialle and Kenny lose their balance, roll down a jagged hillside and die.

Gary: Well...

Milani: Rose finds and kills Lyra, who was making too much noise. Lilly does the same to Cilan.

Drew: Ash accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life.

Gary: Bye Ash.

Milani: Brock flails his weapon around, accidentally killing Moon.

Drew: May and Lillie also lose their balance and dies.

Milani: And I also trip on a rock and falls off a cliff.

Gary: Now you can snuggle with Jace as much as you want!

Milani: Bruh.

Gary: And the rest survive.

Milani: Night 4.

Drew: I'm the only hope of our group now. I start a fire. That's good.

Milani: Gold and Mallow got clean water.

Drew: Sophocles and Lilly sleep in shifts.

Milani: Tracey dies from thirst.

Gary: Again...what kind of thirst?

Drew: Milani didn't share the water Jace's ghost gave her.

Gary: Jace's ghost said he would haunt Milani if she continued hanging out with Tracey.

Milani: Bruh.

Drew: Lavender destroys N's supplies while he is asleep.

Milani: The Feast!

Drew: Rose destroys Brock's memoirs of spite. Harsh.

Milani: Lilly sets Sophocles on fire with a molotov. Wow.

Gary: I SET FIRE...TO THE NERD!

Milani: What.

Drew: Misty and Clemont fight N and Gold. N and Gold survive.

Gary: Lana bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Milani: And Drew commits suicide...

Gary: I think that's what happened last time too.

Drew: Dang.

Gary: And the rest didn't go to the feast.

Drew: Day 5.

Milani: Lavender, Mallow and Rose hunt for other tributes.

Drew: N and Brock split up to search for resources.

Gary: Gold defeats Lilly in a fight, but spares her life.

Milani: ANOTHER ARENA EVENT.

Drew: Oh. It's that hallucination one again.

Gary: Gold, Lavender and Rose all hugged a tracker jacker nest because they thought it was a pillow.

Milani: Brock and Lilly decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.

Gary: And N and Mallow survive. Which grasshead wins the Hunger Games?

Drew: I will rise up from the dead and take the win.

Milani: Night 5. Mallow dies of dysentery.

Gary: Well.

Drew: N wins!

Hilbert: GO N!!!

Gary: Kiawe and Gold both got 4 kills.

Drew: 8th out of 48? Not bad.

Milani: 14th ain't bad.

Gary: F**k. I'm 40th.

Drew: You're higher than Harley. That's okay.

Gary: Sooooooooo...I guess that's it for now.

Milani: The Budew Wonder Trades will be up soon!