Warning: Super long. 4.2K+ words (minus the Author's Notes)! 20 pages on MS WORD with the default settings.

Exploding Kittens does not belong to me.

Enjoy...

--

Gary: Alright, fam! Welcome back to another game of the Elemeno Fall Games!

Drew: Today, the teams will be playing a card game called Exploding Kittens!

Milani: Before N says anything...no kittens were actually harmed in this game.

Jace: No Littens. No Skittys. No Meowths. No Glameows.

Gary: And other cat-based Pokemon.

Drew: We're not Pokemon Masters.

Milani: No Purrloin.

Cilan: I don't like Purrloin!

Drew: Anyway...we are actually going to play the expansion, Imploding Kittens!

Gary: If y'all wanna know what happened last game, go back to the last part!

Jace: It was...kinda fun.

Milani: For the first round, we will have 5 teams go head-to-head!

Gary: And this time, there is no lucky team that will automatically get 5 points!

Drew: For Round 1, 1st place gets 5 points. 2nd place gets 3. 3rd place gets 2. 4th place gets 1. 5th place gets none!

Gary: We will explain the function of each card as we go.

Jace: Much like in the previous game, each team will have one member actively playing for now.

Milani: Basically, the one who didn't play in the first round for their respective teams in the last game.

Drew: Okay, each player is given a defuse card.

Jace: If a player gets an Exploding Kitten, they're out. However, they can be saved if they have a defuse card with them.

Milani: For this round, there will be 3 Exploding Kittens and an Imploding Kitten in the draw pile.

Gary: Okay, for the first game, Drew and Milani will be doing the commentating! Barry will be the dealer.

Drew: Thank you, Gary.

Milani: Alright! Our teams for the first game will be Pokeshipping, SketchHowlitshipping, SapphirePearlshipping, Wishfulshipping and FourthWheelShipping!

Drew: The players will be Misty, Tracey, Dawn, Iris and Bonnie!

Kenny: Go Dee-Dee!

Conway: Dawn will win this.

Paul: Hmm...

Drew: I wish Paul were more supportive.

Milani: Well...the fact he is still watching helps I guess.

Ember: Go Tracey!

Ash: Go Misty Go!

Teari: Let's go, Tray!

May: Dawn, you got this!

Cilan: You can do it, Iris.

Max: Um...go, Bonnie.

May: C'mon, Max.

Max: Shut up.

Barry: Aight, y'all get a defuse each. A lucky individual might be able to draw another one. Okay...Misty, draw!

Milani: For the first few moments, it'll be really quiet as the players are still gonna build their decks.

Dawn: Are you kidding me? I already got the Imploding Kitten!

Drew: Now that the Imploding Kitten has been drawn, it is now activated! She will now return the Imploding Kitten back in the main deck, and it will be faced up.

Milani: Dawn doesn't have to use her defuse card for that one.

Dawn: Okay, I'll not be a meanie, and I'll just put it back randomly.

Milani: Okay...more silence now as they build up their decks.

Gary: When you're talking to your girls

Paul: Do you talk about me?

Gary: Do you say that I'm a sweetheart? Do you say that I'm a freak?

Drew: Do you tell 'em white lies?

Milani: Did you guys mic up Paul?

Drew: Smart, right?

Tracey: Darn it!

Milani: And it looks like Tracey drew the Exploding Kitten, and now he has to use his defuse.

Tracey: Bye, defuse.

Milani: And now he can return that anywhere in the main deck.

Tracey: Hmmm...

Dawn: I don't trust Tracey so...I will play this Draw from the Bottom card.

Drew: As the name implies, Dawn will be drawing from the bottom instead of the top.

Dawn: WHAT?!

Milani: And she got the Kitten!

Dawn: Did you predict that, Tracey?

Tracey: No...I did not even put that there. Blame Barry's shuffling.

Dawn: Ugh...now I get to use my defuse, and I will return this wherever I want...and again, since I'm not a meanie, I'll just put it randomly.

Iris: Hmm...I still feel like Tracey actually placed the kitten on top, but then...hmm...I think I'll risk...I'll play a Draw from the Bottom card as well. Okay...I'm safe.

Dawn: Lucky.

Bonnie: I'll use my reverse card because wynaut? Heehee!

Milani: With the reverse card, Bonnie won't draw a card, and the order is reversed. Meaning, we go back to Iris!

Iris: Are you kidding me? Ugh...I still don't trust...I'm gonna use this Skip card.

Dawn: NO! NO! This is not happening. I swear...if Tracey actually...

Misty: You still have a card!

Dawn: But...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Iris: Tracey DID put it on top!

Tracey: Whoops.

Dawn: Whoops my butt.

Gary: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG. I didn't know Tracey could play dirty like that.

Tracey: It's called strategy.

Drew: Welp. Looks like SapphirePearl is out already.

Dawn: Oh man!

May: It's okay, Dawnie!

Dawn: I only had that Rainbow-Ralphing Cat, so I couldn't save myself. NO!

Barry: C'mon, guys! Time! Time! Time! Let us resume!

Kenny: it's okay, Dee-dee!

Paul: Hmmm...

Drew: Since Dawn was eliminated already, she doesn't need to return the Exploding Kitten in the draw pile anymore.

Tracey: I believe it is my turn...okay.

Misty: I will use my double Feral Cat to get a card from Iris.

Milani: Now...the Feral Cat would normally be played as any play card, but Misty decides to use two of them.

Drew: Two of a kind means she can pick a random card from Iris.

Misty: I didn't get anything special.

Barry: Ya still need to draw, Miss Misty!

Misty: I know...I know.

Bonnie: I will use my Beard Cat plus the Feral Cat to get a random card from Iris!

Iris: Why are you guys targeting me?

Bonnie: You still have a defuse and you have lesser cards!

Milani: Again, the feral cat can act as any play card. So instead of playing two Beard Cat cards, she plays one Beard Cat and a Feral Cat.

Bonnie: Ooh.

Iris: Oh boy.

Bonnie: I will still draw...good luck, Iris.

Iris: Well, I hope I don't end up like Dawn...I'm good for now.

Milani: And the silence resumes.

Iris: Okay...me again...uh...okay...safe again.

Tracey: I will use my Tacocat and my Feral Cat to draw a random card from Bonnie!

Bonnie: I don't wanna...fine.

Tracey: Darn it.

Bonnie: Ha!

Tracey: Okay...then I'll use this Favor card to ask for a random card from Bonnie.

Bonnie: Why me?

Iris: You're the one with two defuses. You're the target now.

Drew: Now, with a Favor Card, Tracey asks Bonnie for a card, but Bonnie gets to choose with card she wants to give.

Bonnie: Here.

Tracey: Hmm...that means...

Bonnie: Don't target me!

Tracey: Okay, I'll draw to end my turn!

Drew: Oh yeah, we forgot to mention that each player can play whatever card they feel like playing with their turn ending when they draw a card or play a card that allows them to skip their turn.

Misty: Okay...

Iris: I will now ask a favor from Bonnie.

Bonnie: UGH. Here.

Iris: Hmm...now I will use the See the Future card Bonnie gave me.

Milani: The See the Future Card allows Iris to peek at the next 3 cards in the draw pile.

Iris: Okay...the future seems okay...I'll just draw.

Tracey: I will now use this Favor Card that a drew and get a card from Bonnie.

Bonnie: OH COME ON!

Drew: Yo...Tracey with the plays.

Milani: He's no nice guy in this one.

Tracey: Oh stop it, guys. Bonnie?

Bonnie: I hate you guys. We're not friends anymore, Tracey.

Tracey: I'll buy you ice cream after this game is done.

Bonnie: Double scoop and we're friends again.

Tracey: Good. Okay...I will now draw.

Bonnie: Misty, don't be a meanie like Tracey. Be nicey like Dawnie.

Misty: Hmm...I'll just draw.

Iris: Hmmm...shuffle!

Drew: As the name implies, the Shuffle Card allows Iris to re-shuffle the draw pile. However, she's not allowed to peek and she still needs to draw.

Milani: Meaning, her shuffle could still mess her over.

Iris: I'm safe again.

Misty: I want See the Future. Okay...the future seems okay.

Bonnie: Is it okay for me?

Misty: You'll be fine, Bon.

Iris: Another turn we go...okay.

Tracey: I will use my two Overweight Bikini Cat two draw a random card from...

Bonnie: Me?

Tracey: Yep.

Bonnie: Better be triple scoop now.

Tracey: Hmm...

Bonnie: I HATE YOU, TRACEY!

Drew: Did Tracey managed to all of Bonnie's defuses.

Milani: Again, Tracey is not Mr. Nice Guy right now.

Tracey: I'll just draw...well there's an Exploding Kitten. However, I have a defuse.

Bonnie: That he stole from me.

Tracey: And I shall return it...I'll put it back randomly this time.

Bonnie: Sure, sure. We'll see.

Misty: I will skip my turn.

Bonnie: Sorry, Iris. I'm gonna use my Attack card.

Iris: Oh boy.

Milani: For the Attack card, Bonnie will skip her turn and Iris has to draw two cards.

Iris: Okay...before I draw two, I will use my two Hairy Potato Cats to get a random card from Tracey.

Tracey: Okay...

Iris: I didn't get a card I wanted so...I will use this shuffle card that I got from Tracey because why the heck not? First draw...good. Second draw...I'm safe.

Tracey: Wow...okay...I'll just draw....welp!

Drew: And there's another kitten!

Tracey: I still have my defuse.

Bonnie: That you stole from me.

Tracey: I'm now out of defuses, so target Misty.

Misty: Heeeey.

Tracey: I will just...okay.

Misty: I will use See the Future...

Bonnie: I see something peeking. I don't like it.

Misty: I will draw from the bottom.

Iris: Nope!

Misty: Okay...

Drew: Now with the Nope card, Misty's card was nullified.

Misty: I will then Alter the Future.

Iris: Oh...I should've noped that one instead.

Milani: With Alter the Future, Misty will look at the first 3 cards on top AND she gets to rearrange them.

Misty: Okay...sorry, Bonnie.

Bonnie: Oh no...

Tracey: Hmmm...

Bonnie: Well...here goes nothing. I'm out!

Barry: FourthWheel is out!

Drew: And there goes Bonnie.

Milani: Man, these strats.

Max: It's alright, Bonnie.

Bonnie: I hate Tracey.

Iris: Oh why. Oh why. Oh why.

Tracey: Oh lookie. What's on top?

Drew: The Imploding Kitten!

Iris: Well...I'm sad. I want ice cream too. I have no card that will save me, so bye!

Drew: And Iris is also out!

Milani: We're just left with Misty and Tracey.

Bonnie: GO MISTY!

Tracey: Okay...hmm...I will Alter the Future...okay...it's a good thing I did that.

Misty: Well...I will use my attack card.

Tracey: NO. NO. NO. NO. I don't have a nope...NO!!! Okay...for funsies I will See the Future...oh boy. And I will skip my first turn because why the heck not...and I will just draw...and I'm out!

Misty: YES!!!

Drew: Oh wow. Even with the strats, Tracey still didn't come out on top.

Teari: It's okay, Tray! You did well!

Milani: I mean...Misty was mostly silent for the game, but no one really targeted her.

Drew: True. She never even got to use her defuse.

Milani: And they never drew the extra defuse.

Drew: Okay...so Pokeshipping gets 5 points. SketchHowlit gets 3 points. Wishful gets 2 points. FourthWheel gets 1. SapphirePearl gets none.

Milani: For the next game, let's hand it to Jace and Gary with Brock as the referee.

Jace: Thanks, Melanie.

Milani: Shut up!

Jace: Okay...for this round, we will have FerrisWheelShipping, PreciousMetalShipping, NaheleAliShipping, LonaShipping and GeekchicShipping.

Gary: The players are N, Gold, Kiawe, Moon and Serena!

Jace: Hopefully, this won't take as long since they pretty much explained the function of most cards in the last game.

Crystal: Let's go, Gold!

Lillie: Go Moon! Go Kiawe!

Lana and Sophocles: Let's go, Kiawe!

Hau: Moon! Go Moon!

Shauna, Tierno and Trevor: Go Serena!

Hilbert: I LOVE YOU, N!!!

Hilda: And there goes the fanboy again.

Brock: Okay...let me shuffle this and give you all a defuse each.

N: Excuse me but are there any kittens harmed here? Be honest.

Hilda: N!

Mallow: The announcers said that there are no kittens or Pokemon harmed in the making of this.

Clemont: It's just a game. There's no actual harm done.

N: Okay, okay. I'll win this for Hilda and I.

Brock: Okay...let us begin!

Jace: This may be-

Gold: Ah f**k. I got the Imploding Kitten already!

Gary: Well...that s**t's been activated. Now put it anywhere on the deck.

Mallow: Don't be mean, Gold.

Silver: Be a d**k, Gold.

Hilda: Why are you telling him that?

Silver: Hmmm...

Gold: Okay...for now, I'll not be mean. FOR NOW. I won't pull off some Tracey plays.

Tracey: HEY!

Jace: More silence for now...

Gary: Paul, sing for us.

Paul: No.

Gary: Everybody's got their demons.

Paul: Even wide awake or dreaming.

Jace: And he sings anyway.

Serena: I'm gonna play this attack card.

Jace: Now N will draw twice.

N: I believe I can use my Nope card.

Gary: And it's noped! That means Serena still has to draw.

Serena: Well, N missed out on a good card.

Gary: 'Cause I've got a jet black heart! And there's a hurricane underneath it, trying to keep us apart!

Moon: Welp. I got the Exploding Kitten. I'll use my defuse, and I will return this on the deck.

Gladion: Be a d**k, Moon.

Hilda: Oh my gosh.

Silver: This Gladion guy and I can be friends.

Gladion: Hmmm

Serena: I will Alter the Future. Hmm...I see how it is.

N: Hmm...I feel like I don't trust Serena right now, so I will also Alter the Future. Ha...I knew it.

Gold: Oh...hmm...I'll use my Favor card and ask a card from Serena.

Serena: Fine.

Gold: And now...I will be using this Rainbow-Ralphing Cat plus a Feral Cat to get a random card from N.

N: Fine...

Gold: I got something good, but not the one I really wanted...hm...I will now Alter the Future. Okay...I'm good now.

Kiawe: Okay...I will...actually I'll just draw. Oh...I got the freaking kitten.

Brock: Use your defuse and put it anywhere on the deck.

Kiawe: I should've played something.

Moon: I will skip my turn.

Serena: I will Alter the Future. Ah...I see. Okay...

N: I'm scared, but there's nothing I could do right now so...I actually didn't get it. Good.

Gold: Are you targeting me, Serena?

Serena: No.

Gold: Well now, I'm targeting you! Here's a Targeted Attack card.

Jace: The Targeted Attack card allows Gold to choose the specific player he wants to attack.

Gary: For the normal Attack card, they just attack the next player.

Jace: Now Serena has to take Gold's turn. She'll only take one card now, but she will take another one once it's her turn.

Serena: Ugh...there's the kitten...here's my defuse. I'll place it randomly because I don't know what you guys have under your sleeve.

Kiawe: Except I'm not wearing a shirt. Okay...my turn...I'll play this Feral Cat and I guess this Beard Cat to take a random card from N.

Hilbert: Don't target him!

Kiawe: He's the one with a defuse left. Okay...welp...didn't get a card I needed so I'll just draw and...I'm good.

Moon: Hmm...I'll just draw from the bottom. Okay...I got a good card.

Serena: I'm gonna reverse the order of play! Now I don't have cards.

Moon: Well...now it's my turn again. Hmm...I guess I'll just draw.

Kiawe: Okay...I will use the Feral Cat plus a Rainbow-Ralphing Cat card to take a card from N.

N: Well...I guess the fact you guys are attacking me means I'm winning? Well...I'm upset.

Kiawe: NaheleAli is winning this.

Gold: Attack Kiawe!

Kiawe: No...I did not get his defuse.

N: He did.

Kiawe: Did not. He's just saying that so that you won't attack him.

N: You lie.

Gold: Well...I'm just gonna draw and YOLO. I'm good!

N: Well...I have nothing that can save me right now...I'm good.

Serena: Well...I don't have a card, so I'm gonna risk...okay...I'm good. This might not save me, but I live another round.

Moon: I will See the Future to see if I'm doomed...oh...future looks good.

Kiawe: I'll just draw.

Gold: Hmm...may I ask a card from N? Here's my favor card.

N: Why me? Kiawe is the one winning now.

Gold: I don't know who to believe, man. Just give me a card.

Kiawe: Wait! Gold hasn't used his defuse yet!

N: And you were targeting me.

Serena: You're the one with more points right now.

Hilbert: Stop being mean to N!!!

N: Here, Gold.

Gold: Okay...now I'll use this Feral Cat and Beard Cat to get a random card from Kiawe...I didn't get it. Okay...I'll just draw.

N: I might mess this up, but...I'll shuffle...and I live.

Serena: Oh boy...WELP.

Brock: Serena's out!

Jace: And there goes Geekchic.

Clemont: It's okay, Serena.

Serena: We're at the bottom of the bottom now.

Clemont: We'll give them a comeback they'll never forget.

Moon: Okay...now it's my turn.

Kiawe: Okay...

Gary: A bit more silence.

Jace: Yup.

Gary: I dedicate this song to you. The one who never sees the truth. That I can take away your hurt, heartbreak giiiiirrrl.

N: I will See the Future. Okay...I'm kinda scared, though.

Moon: I'm skipping.

Gold: NOPE!

Moon: I nope your nope!

Gary: Double nope!

Jace: Yes, guys. A nope can be nullified with another nope, and now Moon's original play will still continue. She still skips her turn.

Kiawe: I will attack Gold.

Gold: Fine. Attack me. Oh...that's a good card. And...good card. Wasted your attack, man.

N: Huh...okay...I guess I'll skip.

Moon: Oh boy...please...I'm good.

Kiawe: I'll just...okay.

Gold: I'm using this Attack card. Sorry, N.

N: Oh great. First...okay. Second...huh. Okay.

Moon: I will reverse!

N: Nope.

Moon: Fine. Dun...dun...I'm good.

Kiawe: Hmmm...

Gold: I'm gonna use a targeted attack on Moon!

Moon: Oh great...uh...I'm good.

N: Uh...Boom. Well...I tried.

Brock: N is out!

Hilda: Aww...we'll get them next time.

Hilbert: HOW DARE YOU GUYS TARGET N?!

Jace: Okay...3 more players to go!

Moon: Okay...I'll use my double Overweight Bikini Cat to get a card from...Gold.

Gold: Boo...fine...I HATE YOU!

Moon: Ha!

Hau: GO MOON!

Moon: Wait...with N out, that confirms that Kiawe did get his defuse.

Kiawe: Oh...

Gold: I'll draw from the bottom...I'm good!

Moon: I'm attacking Kiawe.

Kiawe: Hmm...wait...I think I'll do something crazy. Brock! Help!

Brock: Hmm...

Kiawe: Oh...okay...okay...Brock said I can do this. I'm returning the attack with a Targeted Attack on Moon!

Gary: Now Moon will draw twice instead of Kiawe.

Moon: Wait...uh...is that how is works? I thought I'll just draw once with a targeted attack?

Brock: Uh...yes. You'll just draw one, but Kiawe does skip his turn now.

Moon: Okay...I'm good.

Brock: It's Gold's turn.

Gold: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Brock: And he's out.

Gary: And another one bites the dust.

Gold: I had nothing to save me.

Mallow: Go Kiawe!

Gladion: C'mon, Moon.

Jace: It's an all-Alola battle now.

Gary: And just the Imploding Kitten left to get them!

Moon: OH boy...why is the Imploding Kitten on top? Hmm...I'm drawing from the bottom.

Jace: Oh that's a good play...

Kiawe: I'm gonna shuffle.

Moon: I'll just draw...

Jace: I guess they'll be silent for now.

Moon: Hmmm...I think I'll be wise here...I'll use reverse.

Jace: Since there's just two of them, the reverse card now functions as a skip card.

Kiawe: Oh...of course the Imploding Kitten is on top...hmm...I'll ask for a card, Moon.

Moon: Here.

Kiawe: Ah...now I can use 2 TacoCats to draw a random card from Moon.

Moon: I hate you right now, Kiawe.

Kiawe: Ha...now I'll use 2 Hairy Potato Cats to draw another card from Moon.

Moon: Is this legal?

Brock: He can do that so long as he hasn't drawn from the draw pile.

Kiawe: Oh...okay...uh...Brock? Is this allowed?

Moon: OH WHAT NOW?!

Gary: DAAAAAAAAANG, Kiawe.

Jace: He is this round's Mr. Not-Nice Guy.

Brock: Huh...that still works.

Moon: WHY?!?!

Kiawe: Okay...I'll risk using my 2 See the Future cards to get another random card from Moon.

Moon: WHAT?!!

Gary: Oh...for as long as it's two of a kind. Doesn't matter which kind.

Moon: hmm..

Kiawe: OH C'MON!

Jace: Well...is it over for Kiawe?

Kiawe: Ugh...I'm out!

Moon: YES!!!

Gary: OH YEAH! You cannot use your defuse on an Imploding Kitten.

Moon: I honestly forgot that rule!

Mallow: It's okay, Kiawe!

Jace: So that's it for the second game. Lonashipping gets 5 points. NaheleAliShipping gets 3. PreciousMetalShipping gets 2. FerrisWheelShipping gets 1. Geekchic gets none.

Drew: For the final round, it will be Ash vs Gladion!

Lillie: Ash is my friend, but Gladion is family.

Sophocles and Lana: GO ASH!

Hau: GLADION! GO!!!

Angie: ASH! YOU CAN DO IT!

Anabel: I believe in you, Ash.

Melody: AAASH!!!

Miette: GO ASH!

Misty: And all his fangirls are here.

Barry: Okay...I'll be the dealer here. Y'all get a defuse each. I'm gonna remove 2 defuses here so that we won't take forever. I will only leave 1 Exploding Kitten and the Imploding Kitten.

Ash: I don't like the Imploding one!

Barry: Too bad, Ashy-boy!

Gary: HEY!!! Only I get to call him that!

Barry: Shut up! Anyway...I'll now shuffle the deck...

Gary: EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING!

Jace: Winner gets 5 more points. Loser gets none.

Milani: Alright...let us begin!

Gary: They're gonna be silent for now.

Ash: Ooh...

Gladion: I'll attack.

Ash: Nope.

Gladion: Fine.

Drew: More silence from them.

Gladion: Okay...I'll ask for a favor.

Ash: Here, meow.

Gladion: Don't do that.

Ash: Meow...

Gary: Voice in my head said to keep on going

Milani: Don't let them see you bleed. Don't want your weakness showing.

Drew: Need you to see me, if you could just believe me.

Jace: Tell me it'll all be fine.

Milani: That's a lie. If I don't reach, then how could it be mine?

Gladion: I'm playing a Feral Cat and a Rainbow-Ralphing Cat to get a random card, Ash.

Ash: Oyt.

Gladion: I'm gonna play a double See the Future to get another one, Ash.

Gary: He's using the Kiawe tactics!

Ash: Oh fudge.

Gladion: Okay...

Ash: I'll just go...

Gladion: Hmm...Alter the Future...uh...okay.

Ash: Attack!

Gladion: Well...fine. I know those cards, and they were good.

Ash: OH MAN! Uh...I'll just draw...

Gladion: I'll use two Overweight Bikini Cats to get another random card.

Ash: Don't take my defuse! Okay...he didn't.

Gladion: Now I attack you.

Ash: Fine...I'm safe.

Gladion: I'll just draw...

Ash: I'll play reverse!

Drew: For a 2-player format, the reverse acts as a skip card.

Gary: And more silence for now...

Drew: Yup.

Gladion: Okay...Ash? I'll use my Favor card.

Ash: Oyt.

Gladion: Now I use my two Hairy Potato Cats to get a random card from Ash.

Ash: Oyt.

Gladion: Now I use my two TacoCats.

Ash: Oyt.

Gladion: Okay...

Gary: More silence...

Milani: Yep.

Ash: Favor!

Gladion: Here...

Ash: You just returned the card I gave you.

Gladion: I didn't want it.

Ash: Draw from the bottom.

Gladion: Attack.

Ash: Well...I'm good.

Gladion: See the Future. Okay...nothing bad.

Ash: ATTACK!

Gladion: Okay.

Ash: Uh...reverse.

Milani: And more silence.

Ash: Okay...I'll play 2 TacoCats!

Gladion: Nope.

Ash: Fine...

Gladion: I'll play 2 See the Futures to get a card.

Ash: NOPE!

Gladion: UGH...I'm skipping.

Ash: SHUFFLE!

Gary: BABY I LOVE YOU!

Drew: Palletshipping?!

Gary: No...I was singing this song.

Ash: I will Alter the Future! They're all good cards, Gladion. No worries.

Gladion: I'll ask for a favor.

Ash: Oyt.

Gladion: Well...here's the Imploding Kitten.

Gary: IT HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!

Ash: Did you really just return it on top?

Drew: Remember. Not even a defuse can save you from this.

Ash: That's just a jerk move!

Gladion: I'm not here to entertain. I'm here to win.

Ash: Fine...SHUFFLE.

Gladion: Well...See the Future...you'll be fine.

Ash: I'll just take the cake here...Exploding Kitten!

Barry: You still have a defuse. Now return it anywhere in the draw pile.

Ash: I'll place it randomly.

Gladion: Hmm...I'm skipping.

Ash: Fine. I'm not a jerk, so this card is bound to be good.

Gladion: And there's the Imploding Kitten again.

Drew: Does Gladion have anything for this?

Gladion: I'm skipping.

Ash: Nope.

Gladion: Fine...I'll draw from the bottom.

Ash: I'm gonna use reverse.

Gary: Oh this is tense, folks.

Gladion: I'll draw from the bottom again.

Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Gary: Is it over for Ash?

Ash: A defuse really won't work?

Barry: Sorry, buddy.

Ash: I have nothing. I lose!

Barry: ASH IS OUT!

Lillie: Gladion won!!

Hau: YEAH! GLADION!

Moon: Good job, Gladion!

Gladion: Heck yes.

Drew: And it looks like the winner of this event is Lonashipping!

Misty: It's okay, Ash!

Barry: Gladion still has more cards that would have saved him.

Ash: I'm sad.

Misty: We'll get them. Let's just see the scores. We're still probably leading.

Jace: Here is our current standings!

Pokeshipping = 15 points

Lonashipping = 11 points

FerrisWheelShipping = 9 points

SketchHowlitShipping = 9 points

PreciousMetalShipping = 7 points

NaheleAliShipping = 6 points

WishfulShipping = 5 points

SapphirePearlShipping = 3 points

FourthWheelShipping = 2 points

GeekchicShipping = 1 point

Drew: Looks like Pokeshipping still has the lead, but Lona is not that far behind.

Gary: Okay, now with the winners of this events, we have Clefahree!

Clefahree: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Clefahree with her hair on fleek here again with Lonashipping. HELLO!!! How does it feel to win?

Moon: Feels nice! From last to second is a good jump. I believe we can catch up.

Gladion: I'm not satisfied until we get the first place.

Clefahree: OKAY! Back to you, guys! BYEEEE!

Milani: Thanks, Clefahree.

Drew: Who will win the next event?

Jace: Tune in next time!

--

Well that was a long one. Shoutout to you if you read the whole thing.

I really hope I didn't botch up anything while playing...

I just didn't include some moves because it'll make this longer. Besides, I feel like it's better than:

PlayerA: *draws card*

PlayerB: *draws card*

PlayerC: *draws card*

If I did that, this one will take like a hundred pages.

See ya next time :P