Gary: Hey guys! It's been a while, but we are back with more Gary Talks!

Kricketune: delelelelelelewhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

Milani: We don't have an audience right now.

Gary: Sad.

Drew: We also have lost the random bag of names.

Gary: Double sad.

Milani: Uh...whose Kricketune is that?

Carina: Oh, I'm sorry. The Kricketune is mine.

Gary: OMG. We got Carina Mitchell to be in MY show?! OMG. I immediately became a fan ever since I first saw you play in Maximum Music!

Carina: Oh...thank you very much. Are you still going to push through with the show?

Gary: OF COURSE! Wait, do you think there's a way for GNN to put Gary Talks on their channel?

Carina: Uh...I don't know about that. I was just a guest when-

Drew: I thought Maximum Music got-

Milani: Hush hush, grasshead. No Detective Pikachu spoilers.

Gary: Then we gotta make it then best show ever! Milani, do something about this!

Milani: Hey! You're not the boss of me!

Gary: We need my show in GNN.

Drew: Dude.

Gary: Use some randomizer or something. Include the Miraculous peeps. Maybe also the Sket Dance, Doki Doki, Fire Emblem, Seven Deadly Sins, Attack on Titan, Your Lie in April, Yandere Simulator...

Milani: That's a lot of fandoms, dude.

Gary: Don't include a lot of Pokemon Peeps. This is about these characters being stuck with us Pokemon Peeps.

Drew: Wow.

Gary: Actually, don't include any of the Pokemon Peeps.

Milani: Okay.

Gary: WAIT.

Milani: WHAT NOW?!

Gary: At least include the Nameship?

Milani: Well, we're technically not Pokemon characters anyway.

Gary: WAIT

Milani: Dude, I'm not getting paid enough for this. Oh wait, I'm not getting paid at all!

Gary: Thanks, Mils! Don't worry! I'll give you an amazing present on your wedding day!

Milani: What in the f-

Gary: TY

Milani: At least something for MY birthday!

Gary: OH RIGHT. You have the same bday as Elemeno!

Drew: Wait, if Milani is like Elemeno in the Pokemon world and Helena is Elemeno in the Miraculous world, does that mean Helena has the same birthday as Milani and Elemeno?

Elemeno: I guess so!

Gary: So Elemeno, Milani and Helena have the same birthday now.

Drew: While us actual characters don't have birthdays.

Gary: Except for the manga peeps.

Carina: Um...so is the show is happening?

Kricketune: Delelelelelelelelelelewhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

Milani: Fine. Whatever.

Gary: Include the OC squad too!

Milani: I'll use the wheel thingy we used in Pokeathlon 2.

Drew: We're not including every fandom you said.

Milani: Alright. We're good to go.

Gary: Ahem. Okay. Welcome to Gary Talks: Non-Pokemon edition!

Drew: Still here tho.

Red: ...

Drew: Why is Red here?

Gary: I guess he still wants to defend his title as roast king!

Red: ...

Gary: Alright! Spin the wheel of names!!!

Milani: Oh boy.

Helena: What's up, Mils?

Milani: Oh, Helena. Welcome to Gary Talks.

Gary: I called on Helena here to threaten the guests just in case they don't say the truth. Using Barry's truth serum is scary.

Helena: I'm not gonna threaten the guests.

Gary: OH. For our first guest...seriously? Of all the gosh darn names, it has to be the guy who is out to get my job.

Helena: Someone's out to get your hosting job?

Gary: NO! He's out to get my guitarist job!

Milani: Ah.

Gary: Anyway, we have from the world of the Miraculous, we have Luka Couffaine! Wait, he's not even here.

Elemeno: LUKA!!!

Luka: Hello.

Gary: So do you just show up whenever Elemeno calls you?

Luka: Something like that.

Gary: Okay, first question, are you out to get my job?

Luka: I don't really have the intention to get your job. I just love music.

Drew: And he's much better than you!

Gary: Bitch-

May: LANGUAGE!

Drew: My girl doesn't like offensive language. Keep it clean.

Milani: Ahhh my ship!

Helena: Does this always happen? Aren't we supposed to focus on the show?

Milani: Welcome to Gary Talks, my friend.

Gary: Anyway, why are you taking my spot in my band?

Luka: I don't have that intention either. Again, I just really like music.

Gary: Okay, you have a band, right? The kitty band thing with Adrien.

Luka: Yeah.

Gary: So...what inspired you to become a musician?

Elemeno: WAIT. We don't know the answer to that! What if we say fanmade stuff right now and then the real deal will be revealed in the future?!

Gary: Well...he's Luka. Not really Marinette or Adrien. Maybe they're not gonna reveal anything about Luka at all.

Elemeno: But what if surprising stuff will happen in the future?

Gary: DISCLAIMER. This is all fanmade and not from the creators of Miraculous Ladybug.

Luka: Wait...

Helena: What kind of a talk show is this?!

Gary: The best kind.

Helena: Okay?

Gary: Anyway, Luka, what inspired you to be a musician?

Luka: Well, our family really just loves music.

Gary: Your mom did get akumatized as Captain Hardrock.

Elemeno: There's actually more to that in my scrapped Miraculous fanfic idea.

Gary: SPILL.

Helena: Aren't you supposed to mind your time or something?

Milani: Yeah, Gary doesn't really follow the rules.

Drew: Yep. He got a car and become a Professor's Assistant at the age of 10.

Helena: Wow.

Gary: Wait, if that's an Elemenoverse idea and we're in the Elemenoverse-

Luka: Um, do you have any more questions, Gary?

Gary: Why must you get in the way of Adrienette?!

Luka: Wait what-

Gary: WHY?!

Luka: I don't mean to. Besides, I have no intention of-

Gary: Wow. What intentions do you have?

Helena: Probably getting out here because he doesn't appreciate being pestered like this.

Milani: See, now you're really getting into this.

Drew: Yay.

Gary: I'm not done.

Milani: Dude, I think your normal interviews don't even last this long.

Gary: I still wanna know-

Luka: Helena! Please help!

Helena: Do you want me to tie this bitch up?

Gary: HEY! I hired you here to tie guests up just in case!

Helena: Yeah, about that. I ain't hired by anyone. I tie up anyone who seems to deserve it, bitch.

May: LANGUAGE, HELENA!

Gary: FINE. Thank you, Luka!

Luka: You're welcome.

Gary: Sheesh. ANYWAY...to give us a word, let's spin the wheel! Oh boy. Here's a word from Monika.

Monika: Sometimes you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision... When that happens, don't forget to save your game! You never know when you might change your mind... ..or when something unexpected may happen! Wait...is this tip even about writing? What am I even talking about? Ahaha! ...That's my advice for today! Thanks for listening~

Milani: Uh...

Gary: Just Monika.

Helena: Delete her. Quick.

*monika.chr has been deleted*

Drew: I guess it's time to spin the wheel for our next interview?

Gary: Spin to Luka again!

Milani: Once they're picked, they're removed from the wheel.

Gary: But I still have questions!

Luka: Does he always do this?

Milani: He does.

Drew: Wait I thought you ran very far away from here.

Luka: I still wanna know what happens next in the show.

Milani: Just hide behind Helena.

Helena: Weeeeee

Gary: For our next interview, we have...Marinette Dupain-Cheng!

Helena: Oh boy.

Gary: I think it's not the first time for you to be here.

Marinette: Uh...what?

Gary: I mean, you weren't exactly-

Milani: GARY!

Gary: Okay, Marinette. I just wanna ask. Adrien or Luka?

Marinette: Uhhhhhhhhhh...CHAT NOIR. *runs*

Helena: Wow.

Gary: I guess that counts as-

Milani: Yep. She just doesn't know.

Drew: She just wanted to get out of here.

Helena: Yep.

Gary: Yo. Mils, did you include Baldi?

Milani: No.

Gary: Damn it. Anyway, a word from...WAIT...I actually want an interview instead. Helena, you're up!

Helena: Bitch what

May: LANGUAGE!!!

Helena: I'm on babysitting duty, dude.

Gary: It's just a short interview!

Helena: Fine.

Luka: I wouldn't get too personal if I were you.

Gary: Come, come, Helena.

Helena: What?

Gary: What is your favorite My Chemical Romance song?

Helena: Helena.

Gary: Elemeno, what's your fave MCR song?

Elemeno: Helena.

Gary: Alright. Now, I've heard that you've retired as a pianist?

Helena: ...yep

Gary: How come you retired at such a young age?

Helena: Stuff related to Elemeno's scrapped fanfic idea. Now that I think about it, it doesn't really apply in this book.

Elemeno: So you'll come back from retirement?

Helena: I'll think about it.

Julianne: Please, Miss Helena!

Marvin: Pretty please!

Helena: I'll think about it.

Gary: If you do wanna form a new band, you know who to get as your guitarist. *points at himself*

Helena: Don't worry. I know.

Gary: Thanks, Hele-le.

Milani: I don't think she was referring to you.

Gary: Of course she was!

Drew: Dude.

Gary: Anyway, a word from our...Juleka!

Luka: Go Juleka!

Juleka: Um...*mumbling*

Gary: Uh...what did you say?

Juleka: Please *mumbling*

Gary: Uh...

Helena: She's telling you to stop picking on her brother!

Juleka: Uh...*nods*

Gary: WELL

Milani: How did you understand what Juleka was saying?

Helena: I'm magical, ya know.

Luka: Actually, I don't think that's what Juleka said.

Helena: Shut up.

Juleka: Thanks for getting me out of there, Helena.

Drew: Wait did the Couffaine family pay Helena or something?

Gary: To share us their talent, we have...Nathaniel! Wait...how come we're only getting Miraculous?! I mentioned other fandoms!

Milani: We did include other fandoms. Blame the luck of the wheel.

Drew: And we did get Monika.

Helena: JULES!!!

Julianne: MISS HELENA!!!

Nathaniel: Hello.

Julianne: AHHHH!!!

Marvin: Jules, you're gonna scare him.

Gary: So Nath, what talent will you share to us today?

Nathaniel: Um...it's kinda embarrassing, but I made a comic of me as a superhero.

Gary: Looks like Evillustrator.

Nathaniel: Well...I was Evillustrator. My appearance then was based from this...I guess.

Gary: So what would be your superpower?

Nathaniel: Uh...magical drawings? Kinda like my power as Evillustrator.

Gary: I see. I wish the audience could see these drawings since this is awesome. Ya know, Nath, you are awesome for as long as you don't mess with Adrienette.

Nathaniel: Uh...sure.

Gary: Anyway, thank you, Nathaniel!

Julianne: I wanna see the comic!

Nathaniel: Uh...sure.

Julianne: *whispers to Marvin* OMG. He noticed me.

Gary: And now, a word from...oh...Himeko!

Himeko: If you need help, the Sket-Dan is at your service! And buy some more Pelocan!

Bossun: Don't do it.

Himeko: HEY!!!

Gary: Huh...okay then. Now, for another interview, we have...Miss Ayano Aishi!

Milani: Oh boy.

Ayano: Hello.

Gary: How are you feeling today?

Ayano: Okay.

Gary: So...how is the life of a yandere?

Ayano: What?

Helena: Ya I don't think he should be asking those questions. I heard she's even scarier than me.

Milani: Ikr.

Gary: Uh...forget what I said, people. Thank you, Ayano!

Ayano: Okay.

Gary: Uh...a word from...Yuuki Reiko!

Reiko: I shall draw you all in the world of occult!

Switch: NO. OCCULT IS COMPLETELY ABSURD.

Oka: Oh my. We...uh...would love to talk about occult with you.

Reiko: What? A fellow occult believer? Yes, we shall talk.

Gary: Hooray for new friendships! Anyway, to conclude our show, here's a music number by...Unyuu Mimori!

Mimori: Oh...I'd be happy to get a band to play for you! I think we have enough money to hire all the musicians you need!

Drew: DUDE! WE HAVE CARINA!

Mimori: Oh. Who is this Carina? We can pay her as much as she wants to play here!

Carina: Actually, I'm here already.

Mimori: Splendid! How does a million yen sound?

Carina: Uh....how many is that in Pokedollars?

Gary: I think the same.

Carina: Wait...that's not necessary!

Mimori: I insist you take it!

Bossun: HEY! How come Unyuu-san is getting more screen time than me?! I'm the star of our show!

Mimori: I could pay them for you to have more screen time!

Bossun: THE SKETCHBOOK IS WILLING TO PERFORM!

Milani: Wow what happened to the show.

Helena: At first, it got very Miraculous.

Drew: And then it got filled with support, kindness, encouragement and troubleshoot.

Luka: Wait...aren't we supposed to have a roast off or something?

Red: ...

Gary: Well...we don't have time for a roast off soooooooooooooo...we'll just have both Carina and Sketchbook perform!

Mimori: I can get more!

Helena: We don't have time.

Mimori: We could buy more time.

Helena: Does she really think money can buy happiness?

Mimori: Helena, is there something you really want?

Helena: I just said that money can't buy us happiness.

Mimori: Hmm...

Julianne: Wait, I really want a copy of Nath's comic!

Nathaniel: I can show you the next chapter if you want.

Julianne: Yay!

Marvin: Wow

Mimori: I can buy the comic for you!

Detective Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKAAAAAAAAAA!!! (JUST LET CARINA PERFORM. SHEESH)

Bossun: AND US!!! GAHHHHHHHHHH

Mimori: I'll pay you all to perform on this show!

Gary: Say, can you pay GNN to put Gary Talks in their network?

Mimori: How much?

Milani: What happened?

Helena: I don't know anymore. I just wanna get some ice cream.

Milani: OOOH! Ice cream!

May: I want ice cream! Drew, you wanna get some ice cream too?

Drew: Nah.

May: Please?

Drew: Fine.

May: Yay! Luka, do you want to get some ice cream too?

Luka: Sure.

Helena: We shall run away then and get some ice cream!

Mimori: I can pay for as much ice cream as you want!

Gary: Okay, guys. SKETCHBOOK!!!

Roman: Go, my Prince!

Saaya: Bossun, it's not like I want you to do well, okay.

Yabasawa: Yabas!

Detective Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I WANT CARINA TO PERFORM ALREADY!!!)

...

And the Sketchbook performed the same song in the rock festival. Carina performed that violin piece she showed when we saw her in Detective Pikachu.

Yay!