Gary: Yo.

Ash: Hello.

Misty: Okay...we are going to play some Kiss, Marry, Kill!

Brock: Do not take things seriously here, folks.

Gary: We never do.

Brock: I mean the readers.

Ash: Well...we don't take this seriously as well.

Misty: Really?

Ash: Yeah!

Misty: Don't think so!

Ash: Oh yeah?

Brock: Okay...settle down now, you too.

Gary: BTW, the original squad's here! And of course...the best rival!

Brock: And Paul is triggered.

Gary: BABY, LET THE GAMES BEGIN! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Ash: In the middle of the night, in my dreams!

Gary: Are you ready for it?

Ash: We still don't memorize the lyrics.

Misty: Okay guys.

Brock: We have a bag here with names in it.

Gary: There is...150 names here.

Ash: it's not 150, Gary. It's only 135.

Brock: Actually...13 x 8?

Misty: Let me calculate...

Clemont: That would be 104. *dashes out*(Believe me, guys...or maybe not...up to you, but I really did the calculations mentally.)

Misty: He's right. 104.

Ash: I was nearer to the answer.

Gary: YOU JUST WANT ATTENTION! YOU DON'T WANT MY HEART!

Ash: Wuh...

Misty: Alright...we'll do two rounds?

Gary: Three rounds.

Brock: That'd be long.

Gary: But there's only the four of us here!

Ash: It's fine! Two is enough.

Gary: Oh now you agree with Misty?

Ash: Well...and Brock!

Gary: Whatever. I'll start this round. My choices are...Ghetsis, Zoey and Jace.

Ash: I hope the new people have seen the intro where we kinda mention who Jace is.

Misty: He's not here right now. He's on a vacation with his family right now.

Gary: Okay...hmm...this is kinda tough.

Brock: So Gary? What will it be?

Gary: Hmm...obviously I'll kill Ghetsis because he's a bad guy who didn't care about his son that much.

Ash: I'd pick the same.

Gary: I guess I'll marry Zoey and kiss Jace.

Brock: Where would you kiss Jace?

Gary: That's not part of the question!

Brock: Yeah...but where?

Gary: Brock...you do know that I still want to be Jace's Best Man for his wedding, right? I don't want to make things awkward.

Ash: I'm gonna be the Best Man?

Misty: Well...here we go again.

Brock: Good thing Drew and Paul aren't here.

Misty: Good thing Jace is out of town.

Gary: Fine...hmm...probably his fist.

Ash: His fist?

Misty: Oh...so you're gonna kiss his fist so that he can just punch you in the face right after?

Gary: Brock made me do it!

Brock: See...you guys are taking this seriously already.

Ash: Just Gary...and Misty!

Misty: HEY! I haven't played my round yet!

Ash: So?

Brock: Settle down, now.

Gary: Simmer down, simmer down.

Brock: Okay...Ash, it's your turn.

Ash: Okay...my choices are...Cynthia, Calem and Nate.

Gary: Baby I'm sorry...I'M NOT SORRY!

Ash: Why are you apologizing?

Gary: I'm not apologizing.

Brock: I wanted to get Cynthia!

Ash: Okay...I'll marry Cynthia, kiss Nate and kill Calem.

Gary: Why would you kill Calem?

Ash: Okay...I'll kiss Calem and kill Nate.

Gary: WHY?

Ash: I DON'T KNOW!

Brock: But you're gonna marry Cynthia anyway?

Ash: Yeah...AND THIS IS ONLY A GAME!

Misty: True.

Gary: SO...how would you kill...whoever you felt like killing?

Ash: COME ON! I don't actually want to kill them! I just...wanna beat them in a Pokemon battle.

Brock: Uh...okay?

Gary: But...wouldn't you want to beat Cynthia in a battle? If you beat her in a full battle, you become the champion of the Sinnoh region.

Ash: Oh...that is cool. But...I'd rather marry her than the other two.

Gary: So she's more important than the dream of becoming a Pokemon Master?

Ash: NO!

Misty: Gary Oak, this is only a game.

Gary: I just wanna be part of your symphony! Would you hold me tight and not let go?

Brock: Ooookay then. Misty, your turn.

Misty: Okay...my choices are Ritchie, Lysandre and Gary.

Gary: WHAT. Hey...you'd rather kill Lysandre, right?

Misty: Yeah...but I'll just marry Ritchie and then kiss Gary.

Ash: You could kill Gary.

Gary: For the love of...Ash, you've met Lysandre. You know how he is.

Ash: Yeah...but I don't want her to kiss you.

Gary: So you'd rather have her kiss Dorito face?

Misty: Enough, guys!

Brock: And they're taking it seriously again.

Gary: It's just a kiss, Ash. It's not like she's gonna marry me. You should go have a talk with Ritchie because OBVIOUSLY you have a problem.

Ash: I don't have a problem! I just don't like you!

Gary: Ashy-poo. I like you too.

Brock: OMG. Palletshipping alert?

Gary: Palletshipping? Well...someone's salty over a kiss.

Misty: GUYS! THIS IS ONLY A GAME.

Ash: I knew that.

Misty: I'm not actually gonna kiss Gary. I would just rather kiss him than Lysandre.

Gary: So...why marry Ritchie?

Misty: Unlike you, I can stand Ritchie.

Gary: He's pretty much a smarter version of Ash!

Ash: HEY!

Brock: Maybe that's why she chose to marry Ritchie?

Misty: Uh...no...what's makes you say that Brock...ha...haha. Oh...would you look at that, Brocko. It's your turn.

Ash: You okay, Misty?

Misty: Oh...I'm fine, Ash.

Ash: Okay...was just checking on ya.

Brock: *whispers* Pokeshipping alert.

Gary: LOLZ.

Misty: Brock?

Brock: Okay...my choices are...Tierno, N and Cheren. Great...I don't want to marry nor kiss them.

Gary: So you'd kill them all?

Brock: No...I don't wanna kill any of them either.

Ash: But you gotta choose, Brock!

Brock: Okay...um...it's just they're all good people. Uh...I guess I'll marry N, kiss Tierno and kill Cheren.

Gary: Poor Cheren. Why?

Brock: I just chose randomly!

Gary: So Brock...where would you kiss Tierno?

Brock: Why are you asking me that?

Gary: I recall you asked me the same question.

Misty: Yikes.

Brock: Okay...I'll kiss him on the forehead.

Gary: Ookay?

Ash: ROUND 2!!!

Gary: See? It's short! Let's do 3 rounds!

Misty: We might be doing this often, so let's not overdo it now.

Brock: From the ways of things, this is already overdone as it is.

Ash: Round 2! Brock goes first this time!

Brock: Me again? Fine.

Gary: Oyt.

Brock: My choices are...

Gary: WHOOOOOOOOOA Mona Lisa!

Brock: Okay...my choices are Professor Rowan, Courtney and Ursula. Really?

Gary: Good thing I didn't get Professor Rowan.

Brock: Why?

Gary: He's technically my boss?

Ash: Oh right!

Misty: Give that set to Gary!

Gary: NO! I don't like Courtney and Ursula!

Brock: Okay...I'll marry Courtney, kiss Professor Rowan and kill Ursula.

Ash: Why kill Ursula? Courtney's an antagonist.

Brock: Yeah...but she's alright. Ursula can be a little...hmm...you know.

Ash: If it weren't for her, Dawn would never share her Dee-Dee story.

Brock: That is true.

Misty: Dee-Dee story?

Ash: Yeah! See...Ursula have a Plusle and Minun and...

Gary: WE GET IT.

Ash: Okay.

Misty: So...why would you kiss Professor Rowan?

Brock: Because I respect him as a master of the field of Pokemon evolution.

Gary: Here here!

Ash: Is Gary just kissing up to the boss?

Misty: I think so.

Brock: Also, I'd kiss the ground Rowan stepped on.

Gary: Here here!

Misty: Let me guess. Because a pretty girl probably stepped on that ground too?

Brock: Misty, I'm not all about pretty girls.

Ash: Yeah! He cooks and does a good job adulting!

Gary: Oh gosh.

Misty: I know that! But let's be real...we're invisible once there's a pretty girl in sight.

Ash: That is true...good thing I'm not like that.

Gary: Imagine if he was like that...is it even possible?

Brock: I probably would be written off of the anime.

Gary: Orange Islands much?

Brock: Except Tracey wouldn't be there as well.

Ash: Say...why didn't we invite Tracey?

Gary: He's technically not original squad.

Ash: So...how come Pikachu isn't here?

Misty: He's your Pikachu, Ash. You could have brought him, ya know.

Ash: Oh...whoops.

Brock: Alright! Misty, your turn again.

Misty: Okay...my choices are Lucas, Lance and Hau.

Hau: *enters* ALOLA! I heard someone say my name.

Ash: Hi Hau!

Brock: Hey Hau!

Gary: Alohau!

Misty: We're just playing.

Hau: Oh...okay. I see. It's the original squad's time! I brought some malasadas for everyone!

Ash: YAY!

Hau: Okay...see ya *leaves*

Gary: Alohau!

Ash: *takes a bite of his malasada* Mishty?

Misty: Okay...hmmm...I was gonna kill Hau, but then he brought us some malasadas. So...marry Lance, kiss Hau and kill Lucas.

Gary: Lol...bribe malasadas. Ooh...spare my life. I have malasadas fresh from the oven.

Brock: Or the fryer since they're donuts.

Gary: Brocko, everything are donuts for you. Oh...this rice ball is not a rice ball, but it's a jelly-filled donut.

Brock: Blame the writers.

Gary: Okay...so she said she'll kill Lucas and marry Lance.

Ash: Lance is cool!

Gary: Poor Lucas.

Misty: Sorry, Lucas.

Brock: Ash, it's your turn.

Ash: Okay...hm...my choices are Lyra, Barry and Professor Oak.

Gary: Oh I swear, Ketchum. If you even think about killing my grandfather...

Ash: Wait...if I marry Prof Oak, does that make Gary's step-grandparent?

Misty: Yeah...it does.

Ash: Hmm...nah...I'll just kiss him. I'll marry Lyra and kill Barry.

Gary: Why would you marry Lyra?

Ash: I don't know...I'd rather marry her than Barry.

Gary: Hmmm....

Misty: Doesn't Lyra actually...ya know...like you or something?

Ash: Whut?

Brock: I think she tried to ship Ash with Dawn.

Ash: Whut?

Misty: Oh forget I asked! Gary Oak, it's your turn.

Gary: Last turn, boys!

Misty: Ahem!

Gary: And lady.

Misty: Better.

Ash: Last one, squad fam!

Gary: My choices are Casey, Shauna and Bonnie.

Brock: Yikes.

Gary: Hmmm...I don't want to do any of these things to them. Especially Bonnie. I guess I'll marry her...but like...20 years from now or something. Actually...no...this isn't real.

Brock: Aight.

Gary: I'll kiss Casey and kill Shauna.

Ash: Why would you kill Shauna?

Gary: Idk, fam. I just don't wanna kill Bonnie. Ya seen what that Dedenne can do?

Misty: Gary, it's only a fanfic.

Gary: Yeah...a fanfic by PersonSayinStuff aka Elemeno found on the book Elemeno's Pokemon Oneshots Book 2. Totally not advertising. Elemeno's not paying me to do so.

Brock: Okay...I think we're done here.

Misty: See? Two rounds is more than enough.

Gary: Yo...let's leave some questions to our dear readers.

Ash: Aight.

Gary: Okay, fam. Who would you kiss, marry and knock out?

Misty: Knock out?

Gary: Because Wattpad will say that a comment is offensive if the word kill is there.

Ash: Aight.

Gary: Okay, fam. Your choices are Aria, Professor Birch and Silver.

Brock: Do note that if we ever do another like this...we might have some repetitions.

Gary: Oh true. Aight...don't forget to answer!

Misty: We're not forcing you guys.

Gary: DO IT.

Brock: There's really no need.

Gary: JUST DO IT.

Ash: He's not sponsored by Nike.

Brock: Or Shia LaBeouf.

Gary: Not even sponsored by Elemeno.

Misty: Elemeno still has no source of income, Gary. She wouldn't be able to sponsor you even if she wanted to.

Gary: BYE!