A bit of a random and weird part, and it might not be as fun and awesome as previous stuff.

Lol

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Adrien: Mom, why are you sad?

Elemeno: I has no Switch.

Switch: HOHOHO DID SOMEONE CALL FOR ME?

Elemeno: Damn it, not you, Switch. I meant a Nintendo Switch.

Gary: BOI.

Ash: Let’s Go, Pikachu!

Gary: Let’s Go, Eevee!

Ash: Dude, Elemeno is so gonna get the Pikachu-

Gary: Bitch, Elemeno’s Eevee and Jolteon are ready to attack you.

Ash: Doesn’t Elemeno also have a Pichu and Raichu?

Gary: Actually, she also has Pikachu.

Ash: See?

Elemeno: Still gettin’ Eevee tho.

Adrien: I thought you didn’t have a Switch, mom.

Elemeno: Adrien, ask your dad to buy me one.

Adrien: But my dad doesn’t like you.

Elemeno: Ugh.

Gary: Anyway, the Cavs are gonna be in the Finals again!

Ash: And the Warriors!

Elemeno: Booooo.

Gary: Girl, the rivalry goes on.

Ash: Please, the Cavs don’t even have a Super Team anymore.

Gary: Bitch, you don’t need a super team when you got the King!

Elemeno: Look, rivalries are fun and all, but I’d like to see other teams this time. It’s the fourth straight year that they made the Finals!

Gary: Well...you might not see that next year.

Ash: Yeah because LeBron is gonna leave Cleveland…again.

Elemeno: Can we just talk about something else?

Gary and Ash: NO! *smack talking continues*

Adrien: Mom, so you said that you are gonna reveal some OC secrets?

Helena: Don’t do it.

Elemeno: Adrien’s not gonna know your secret.

Helena: So others will know?

Elemeno: Nah. Just the readers.

Helena: You know that you’re still posting it online, right?

Elemeno: ...I have my ways.

Adrien: Believe in the Elemeno.

Helena: But-

Adrien: Is your secret that big of a secret?

Helena: YES

Adrien: Wait...ARE YOU LADYBUG?! That would be weird and awkward.

Helena: I’m not Ladybug.

Adrien: Phew…

Helena: Wait...why would it be weird if I was Ladybug?

Adrien: Uh...reasons.

Helena: Okay?

Adrien: Helena, wanna play some CPCQ? I wanna try it.

Helena: I guess. We’ll call...uh…

Julianne: I wanna try too, Miss Helena!

Jace: I’m joining too, Miss Helena.

Helena: Uh...okay?

Barry: AND MEEEE!!!

Adrien: Yay!

Jace: Not yay

Barry: C’mon, Jacey. No need to be so down.

Jace: We’re not friends.

Barry: Because we’re besties!

Jace: help

Helena: We’ll use the same list from last time.

Julianne: Yay!

Elemeno: Just choose some random part.

Adrien: Wedding Crasher.

Jace: Aight.

Elemeno: Helena and Alya are getting married. How will Jace crash their wedding?

Helena: I think Alya’s cool, but I ain’t marrying her.

Adrien: I think Jace should answer this.

Jace: Um...who do we ship with Helena?

Helena: No one.

Jace: Sure?

Barry: I HAVE A TRUTH SERUM AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

Helena: *glare*

Barry: Okay, I’m afraid to use it.

Jace: HIDE IT.

Julianne: So Jace, how will you crash their wedding?

Jace: I will just go there and be like, “I heard there’s caramel cake in here.”

Helena: Okay?

Adrien: But Alya and Nino should get married…

Helena: I know, son.

Elemeno: He’s my son.

Emilie: No, he’s not.

Elemeno: OH SHOOT.

Adrien: Why did I just hear a familiar voice?

Elemeno: Uh...next part.

Julianne: This might be awkward, but we’ll try. Make Out.

Elemeno: Lol. You caught Drew and May making out. What is your reaction?

Julianne: OH

Jace: WELL

Barry: Okay, it’s like yay Contest, but ew get a room.

Helena: Yeeeeah.

Elemeno: Next?

Jace: Pants

Elemeno: Someone stole Nathaniel’s pants. The suspects are May, Helena, Marvin, Monika and Natsuki.

Jace: Monika deleted the pants.

Barry: HOW?! Magic?!

Jace: Monika deleted NathPants.pants or something.

Helena: I feel like Marv and I could pull off something like this.

Julianne: Hey, that’s not nice. Besides, Marvin is too nice.

Adrien: Uh...Helena, why would you and Marvin do it?

Helena: Reasons.

Julianne: Miss Helena, don’t do it!

Adrien: So...May and Natsuki are in the clear?

Julianne: Just don’t take anyone’s pants!

Helena: Wow I thought Marv is the nice one, and you’re the fun one.

Elemeno: Anyway, next?

Barry: Enemies. I know this is a long one, but whatever.

Elemeno: WELL. OKAY.

Jace: Basically why A and B are enemies.

Elemeno: Gary and Kagami.

Adrien: Uh…

Jace: Kagami is annoyed of Gary after he made fun of her.

Julianne: Why would Gary make fun of Kagami? Kagami is cool.

Helena: Eh.

Elemeno: Adrien and Marinette.

Jace: Wait, what?!

Adrien: But Mari is my friend T-T

Barry: Geez, Adrien, it’s just a game.

Julianne: But why would they be enemies?

Barry: Simple. One of them got akumatized, so-

Helena: Dude.

Barry: And who knows what happens in Season 3?

Jace: Dude. Stop.

Barry: Or maybe Marinette chose Luka, and Adrien is mad.

Adrien: what

Jace: DUDE STOP.

Helena: *pulls out duct tape* That’s it, we’re gonna make you shut up, blondie.

Barry: Ah! I’ll stop!

Helena: Good.

Barry: Actually, let’s just not finish this enemies thingy. Let’s do something else.

Helena: Fall. Elemeno will just choose a few questions.

Elemeno: Okay. This one. Who is the person Nathaniel fell in love with? Choices are Paul, Julianne, Nino, Marvin and Dawn. You must choose.

Julianne: Uh...so who do you guys choose?

Jace: Nathaniel again?

Helena: It was mostly Luka last time.

Julianne: So who?

Barry: Hmm...Marvin.

Helena: I mean, Nathaniel is better than...the person Marvin likes.

Jace: I think I’ll go for Julianne, actually.

Julianne: Me?!

Helena: Ooh! I can support that.

Julianne: Miss Helena!

Adrien: I think Julianne is a good choice. Marvin won’t be that bad too.

Jace: Dawn could be a choice, but then there’s the cheer squad to deal with. Paul is just...Paul. Nino loves Alya, so we can’t go for him.

Adrien: Let’s go, Julianne!

Julianne: Me?!

Jace: Wait...is that the third version for Let’s Go Pikachu and Eevee?

Barry: The version where we go to Kalos...and...uh...Julianne, what interests you?

Julianne: Uh...paintings, drawings, make-up, anything of the like.

Barry: And your starter is Smeargle!

Jace: Wait a minute.

Adrien: ooh.

Barry: I get it now.

Julianne: You get what now?

Elemeno: C’mon, let’s do some more!

Barry: I wanna get some questions from the short-lived PACITS.

Adrien: Ooh! Let’s!

Elemeno: Okay. What did Luka and Kagami do to make May happy?

Adrien: That’s nice of them!

Jace: Hmm…

Julianne: Maybe Luka played a song from Drew!

Helena: And Kagami...uh...treated her ice cream.

Barry: OR MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ENDED UP TOGETHER AND NOW ADRIENETTE CAN HAPPEN.

Helena: Uh…

Jace: Welp.

Elemeno: Okay, y’all will be choosing a prom date among these lucky five. You must choose one, and no repetitions.

Helena: Oh no.

Elemeno: The choices are...randomizer please...Luka, Marinette, Barry, Marvin and Milani. Wow randomizer, why are you amazing?

Barry: I volunteer to pick myself!

Adrien: I’ll choose Marinette because she’s my good friend.

Helena: Bruh.

Jace: Sure I’ll choose Milani because she’s my good friend.

Adrien: Uh…

Barry: YAAAAS THE SHIPS!

Julianne: Miss Helena, I guess we’re left with Luka and Marvin.

Barry: Lmao I betcha Julianne wishes Nathaniel was a choice.

Julianne: Wait...no! I don’t have a crush on him.

Jace: So only one of them can go with their other BFF. The other one goes to Luka.

Barry: Watch both of them go with Marvin, and Luka will be alone. Man, someone play us a sad song.

Adrien: I got you. LUKA!!!

Elemeno: Well done, son!

Luka: *enters out of nowhere* Hello!

Barry: Ha! How about we make Luka choose between Helena and Julianne?

Helena: DUDE.

Barry: *whispers* Luka, I personally feel like Julianne is the better choice since she’s less scary. However, she likes Nathaniel, so that might be hard.

Adrien: Wait I thought Luka will play us a sad song.

Jace: A sad song about Julianne and Helena both going to Marvin for prom?

Julianne: Now that I think about it...do we even have prom? (I read somewhere that there are no school dances in France, but I’m not entirely sure.)

Luka: Uh...I don’t get what’s going on.

Helena: We’re just playing a game, bubblegum blue.

Luka: Okay then

Julianne: Yeah, it’s nothing too serious.

Barry: But let’s say you have to go to prom with either Julianne or Helena.

Adrien: Who would you choose?

Jace: Wait, is everyone ignoring bubblegum blue?

Barry: GUYS, ANSWER ALREADY OR I’M GONNA FINE YOU.

Julianne: He can go with the three of us!

Luka: Uh...sure?

Helena: It’s gonna be fun.

Elemeno: That doesn’t answer...never mind.

Barry: Wow...what happened?

Jace: Tfw SWTPP became more Miraculous.

Adrien: The book is now Miraculous: Stuck with them Pokémon Peeps with some other stuff.

Elemeno: Yah. Sorry if you saved just for the Pokémon content.

Barry: Man, remember when Ladynoir was in Pokeathlon Human 2? To think that we’d have the Miraculous crew here as full time peeps.

Julianne: OMG. We could invite Ladybug and Chat Noir next time!

Barry: And Rena Rouge and-

Elemeno: Hush, no spoilers for characters we haven’t seen in an episode.

Jace: Uh...bye, guys!