I was gonna post this much earlier, but then I kinda got caught up with some gaming. Whoops. >-<

Yet another long one.

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Gary: Round 2, b*tches!

Ash: I'm gonna catch up this time!

Dawn: This time, it's gonna be really like Cards Against Humanity because we won't know who played the card until the match is made!

May: Okay...no more long intros. Milani, let's start with you!

Gary: Stand out! Above the crowd! Even if I gotta shout out loud!

Dawn: Wait...this time, we only get 5 cards at a time. Not 7.

Ash: Less chances for poopy met ships.

Gary: And then when it's Ash's turn, he chooses the poopy met.

Ash: We'll see.

Milani: Okay, guys...give me a date for...Clemont.

May: Haaaaa...

Gary: Ya...I don't know what to play.

Ash: Just play something. I have a chance on winning.

Dawn: I think mine is good.

Gary: Aight...this one!

Milani: The choices for Clemont are Sawyer, Cilan, Serena and Burgundy. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Gary: So much for no poopy met ships.

Milani: Met ships aren't really poopy, guys. They're just the usual choice. Anyway...I go for Serena!

May: Whoop!

Dawn: Of course she does.

Milani: Sorry, Amourshippers or Diodeshippers. But hey...again again, this book is not for the easily triggered.

May: I got 2 points as well!

Ash: I thought I had it with Sawyer.

Dawn: Same with Cilan.

Gary: Yo...I need to see a fanfic of Burgundy and Clemont. I think it's a surprisingly good ship. They actually have a ship name called FruitwineShipping. SOMEONE MAKE THE FRUITWINESHIPPING FANFIC!

Dawn: Or a LemonMeringuePieShipping fanfic.

Ash: Or...or...a ScientificJournalShipping one.

Milani: We're really searching all these ship name, huh.

May: Hey, guys. I'm cool with Geekchic. Thanks.

Dawn: Next round!

Ash: Hey! I got the same card from a while ago, but he got rejected.

May: Okay guys...gimme a date for...Tierno. Milani didn't want him for Leaf, and now he gets a second chance at romance.

Milani: Hmm...I wonder...

Ash: No one better play a poopy met ship.

Gary: Hmmmmmmmm...

Dawn: This one's hard.

Gary: Yeah...uh...

May: Aight...the choices are...Aria, Cheren, Reggie and Hilda.

Gary: Wait...did Aria and Tierno actually meet? (I honestly don't know because I never finished the XY anime)

May: Ehh...I'll go for Aria. Why not? Aria is a performer. Tierno loves to dance so...I guess that makes sense?

Milani: Gimme that point!

Ash: OH COME ON!

Gary: How ya doin', comeback kid?

Ash: Idk, fam.

Milani: There's actually no ship name for Tierno and Aria on this list.

Ash: Disqualified!

May: It doesn't work that way, Ash.

Gary: Actually, the only one in the shipping list is Tierno and Cheren. (The list I'm using is from shipping.bulbagarden.net. For easy reference)

Ash: DUDE. GIVE ME THE POINT! I'm the one who played the Cheren card!

Milani: It doesn't work that way!

Ash: I hate you guys.

Gary: I love the way, I love the way, I love the way you hurt me baby!

Ash: I need someone who can save me!

Milani: Wait...who did you guys play?

Gary: Reggie.

Dawn: Hilda.

May: Aight.

Dawn: My turn!

Gary: Yo...I think I got a good card.

Dawn: We'll see...find me a date for...Professor Oak!

Gary: ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Dawn: This will be fun.

Ash: I don't know if I should play this one. It's a met ship, but I might trigger some people. Okay...not gonna play that.

Gary: SORRY, GRAMPS.

Ash: I swear if I actually win this one.

Dawn: The ones you played are Ghetsis, Professor Rowan, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.

Gary: Okay, why Prof Rowan?

Ash: Did Gary play that?

Gary: I had Prof Rowan's card a while ago, but I didn't wanna play it. I don't wanna lose my job.

Dawn: Okay...which Officer Jenny? Which Nurse Joy?

Gary: All the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys.

Ash: Brock's ultimate fantasy.

Dawn: Hmm...who would love poems?

Ash: Whu?

Dawn: 'Cuz Prof Oak is a poet!

Gary: Oh golly gosh, here she goes again.

Dawn: I don't know why...but I think I'm going with Ghetsis.

Gary: Why?!

Dawn: It's not that I actually want them together. It's more of...Prof Oak helping Ghetsis change while he still can.

Gary: Ghetsis will free all the Pokemon in his laboratory, so that he can use them for world domination!

Dawn: Eh...I guess you're right...hmmm...

Gary: Actually, go for Ghetsis. I dare you to.

Dawn: Hmm...now that I think about it...maybe I'll just choose between Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy.

Milani: Why not Professor Rowan?

Dawn: Not really feeling it.

Milani: Aight. No...um...Colonyshipping then.

Gary: What's the ship name...oh...there's no ship name for gramps and Ghetsis.

Dawn: *puts cards behind her* Okay...I pick...Officer Jenny!

May: Yes!

Ash: GAH!!! WHY NOT NURSE JOY?!?!

Dawn: Sorry, Ash. Just not your lucky day.

Milani: Wait...Gary? You played the Ghetsis card?

Gary: What's your problem with that?

Milani: Nothing...it's just that you were voting against it a while ago.

Gary: I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THAT ROUND! Actually...I had a choice that wasn't so bad now that I'm thinking about it...oh well.

Ash: I just lose this one, man. It's my turn now and I still don't have a point. Gary is my only hope. Okay...find me a date for...uh...Lusamine.

Gary: Lusamine, huh.

Milani: I was gonna go for the funny choice, but never mind.

Dawn: I think mine is okay.

May: Mine too.

Ash: Okay...the choices are Giovanni, Lysandre, Cyrus and Maxie.

Gary: DID WE REALLY ALL PLAY EVIL ORG LEADERS?!

Ash: Yeah...I don't know who to pick. It's all neutral for me. I need to know the ship names and I'll just base it from there.

Gary: The only ones on the list are BusinessToFamilyShipping with Giovanni, and VoidspaceShipping with Cyrus.

Ash: I'll go for Giovanni.

Dawn: I win!

Gary: Why not Voidspace, Ashy?

Ash: Idk...

Gary: F**k fake friends.

Milani: I went with the serious answer and I still didn't win.

May: I didn't expect everyone to throw evil org leaders.

Milani: I mean...now that I think about it...Lusamine isn't so bad now that she's done with all that Ultra Space whatever.

May: I guess that's true.

Gary: Who did you guys play?

Milani: Maxie.

May: Lysandre.

Gary: Honestly, Lysandre and Lusamine doesn't seem so bad.

Ash: Oh well.

Gary: Last turn, guys! Make it count. Sad boy Gary will only get a point anyway.

Ash: Please let me win.

Gary: We'll see. Hmm...who do I choose...hmmmmm...let's find a date for Hau.

Hau: *enters* ALOLA!

Ash: Hi Hau!

Gary: Alo-hau!

Hau: Here are your malasadas! Bye! *leaves*

May and Ash: MALASADAS!!!

Gary: Wait!!! Hau!!!

Hau: *enters* Yeah?

Gary: Would you help a fella over here?

Hau: Sure...

Gary: See...we're trying to find a date for you.

Hau: Uhhhh

Gary: Not like...actually going on a date with them. It's more of who would you date among the following.

Hau: Ohh...nah...ya guys have fun! Alola! *leaves*

Gary: Wow thanks, malasada boy. Anyway...choices are Hilbert, Lana, Sun and Gladion.

Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Freaking met ships again.

Dawn: I think Lana's not a choice as well.

Gary: I assume Ash's is Hilbert?

Ash: Pick Hilbert. Please.

Gary: If only...I don't know...it's really between Sun and Gladion. Hmmm...wait...this is for the win then? Because May and Milani are the ones left.

May: You know who to pick, Gary.

Milani: I honestly prefer the one that I didn't pick, but choose mine.

Gary: It's a close call...but I'm going with Gladion.

May: Yay!

Milani: Oh well.

Ash: ONE MORE ROUND.

Milani: I got a word from our Elemeno...we're gonna play the blind date round. The matchmaker will not reveal their chosen character until the other players have revealed their date choices.

Ash: I swear...if I still don't win one.

Gary: I CAN STILL CATCH UP FOR AS LONG AS I LUCKILY GET EVERYTHING.

Dawn: Are we gonna reshuffle?

Milani: Hmmm...nah. The matchmaker, though, will have to pick from the pool of names instead of picking someone from their deck.

May: Aight. Let's start.

Dawn: Don't forget to refill, guys!

Milani: Okay, guys. Play your cards.

May: I'm going for Alain.

Dawn: Hmm...Tabitha.

Ash: I don't know...uh...Professor Elm.

Gary: Diantha. C'mon! She's obviously the best choice.

Milani: Gosh...this is hard. Hmm...I guess I'll go with Alain.

May: Yay!

Gary: Sure. Give May more points.

Milani: The one I got was Ethan, by the way.

Ash: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I HAD THE PERFECT CARD!

Gary: I mean...you played a met ship one.

Ash: BUT I HAD THE PERFECT ONE. THE AUTOMATIC CHOICE! FUN.

May: Okay, guys. My turn. Pitch me a date for this mystery character.

Milani: I'm going for Gary.

Gary: Of course.

Dawn: I pick...Kiawe.

Ash: Hmmm...Brock.

Gary: Gonna risk...Clembot!

Dawn: I did not know Clembot was here too.

Gary: Same.

May: Okay...hmm...

Ash: Please, May!

May: So...my character is Bianca.

Ash: PLEASE!!!

May: Okay...I don't know who to pick so...give me your cards and I'll choose randomly.

Ash: PLEASE!!!

May: I got Kiawe!

Ash: NOOOOO!

Dawn: Yes!

Gary: I smell SapphirePearl cooking up in here.

Dawn: Okay guys...my turn!

Milani: I'm going for...Trip.

May: Did you have that one a while ago?

Milani: Yeah.

May: He would've won.

Ash: Maybe I should've just played that Cheren card then.

May: YUP. Anyway...for Dawn's round...I'm going for...Zoey!

Gary: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Ash: I'm picking...uum...no...uh...let's go for...yeah...I don't know if I'll win....um...let's go for Bonnie.

Gary: Prolly not gonna win, Ash. You have 1/104 chance of winning. Well...I guess minus the others that are on the discard pile and the ones on our hands. Anyway...I'm going for Casey.

Dawn: Okay...the character I got is...Georgia. Trip wins!

Milani: WHOOP!

Ash: Are you sure that wasn't a Max card?

Gary: There's no way she could've read Georgia as Max.

Ash: Gary, you're my only hope again.

Gary: So I lay my hands back down...

Ash: Please...

Gary: Your turn, Ashy.

Ash: I know...I know. Oh gosh...I'm actually crying right now.

Milani: Why?

Ash: You guys will know why.

Milani: I'm gonna play...Miette.

May: I'm going for Rosa.

Dawn: Hmmm....Calem.

Gary: I'm going for Misty. BAM!

Milani: I guess Gary doesn't want to win this one.

Gary: I don't have a chance anymore.

Ash: Anyway...my character is...someone who I really hoped Dawn got a while ago.

Gary: Did you actually get Max?

Ash: Yep.

Gary: YO. 1/104, dude!

Ash: Yeah...but I wanted that a while ago! WHY IS THIS MY LIFE?! Ugh...gimme your cards. I don't want any of them, honestly. This will be a random chance one. I hate this so much.

Dawn: C'mon, Ash. It's alright.

Ash: Except the Misty card, though.

Gary: F**k fake friends.

Ash: Miette wins.

Milani: Yay? I don't even know at this point.

Gary: Aight, last round...give me a date for this random human.

Milani: I'm going for May. This might go against everything I believe in, but it's okay. It's only a game.

Gary: Milani? Aren't you the president of the Contestshipping Guild? Tsk...

Milani: It's only a game.

May: Uh...Sophocles?

Dawn: I'm gonna YOLO this with...Paul.

Gary: OH MY. I MIGHT JUST PICK THAT JUST TO PISS HIM OFF!

Dawn: Don't.

Gary: Hmmmm...

Ash: Well...let's go...Tracey. I don't care anymore.

Gary: Oh poor Ashy.

Ash: Pick me?

Gary: Nah...we'll be tied for last place if I pick you.

Ash: F**k fake friends.

Gary: Aight...mystery person is...Colress. Ah f**k it. Tracey, I choose you.

Ash: Oh...WHAT?! I thought you were gonna go for Paul?

Gary: Nah...I don't want him to get mad at Dawn too.

Dawn: Soo...tied at first are Milani and May with 5 points each. Tied for last are Ash and Gary with 1 point. I'm here sitting pretty in the middle with 3 points.

Gary: I regret choosing Ash immediately.

May: Milani, I'll consider you the winner of the whole game for as long as I get the remaining malasadas.

Milani: Uh...sure??? Actually...no...give me at least one more.

Ash: We're gonna share that! *stuffs a malasada in his mouth*

Gary: Ash probably ate the most malasadas, so I think he shouldn't have what's left.

Ash: OH COME ON!

Dawn: Okay then.

Milani: Okayy...bye.

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Believe me or not...during those times when they just selected randomly, I really did that behind my back thing and chose randomly. Ash was really just an unlucky boy for this one.