Milani: Ladies and gentlemen! It's that time again...it's time for (insert character here) talks!

Audience: *claps*

Drew: We need to do other stuff than this.

Milani: For today's host, we have...Drew. Okay.

Drew: Oh. Hello, and welcome to Drew Talks. I don't really like interviewing a lot of people, so we're done for today.

Milani: Ugh. Cue in the opening song.

Drew: We don't have an opening song.

Milani: Uh...

Drew: Okay.

Milani: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide.

Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!

Drew: Uh...no, no.

Milani: I wanna take the ultimate step. Find the courage to bold.

To risk it all, and not forget the lessons that I hold

I wanna go where no one's been far beyond the crowd, yeah

Learn the way to take command, use the power that's in my hand.

Drew: No, no, no

Milani: Everybody wants to be a master, everybody wants to show their skill

Everybody wants to get there faster, make their way to the top of the hill

Each time, you try. Gonna get just a little bit better.

Each day, you climb. One more step, up the ladder!

Drew: uh

Milani: Born to be a winner, born to be a champion. Born to be a winner, born to be the very best.

Drew: This ain't Pokemon Johto!

Milani: There's no time to question my moves.

I stick to the path that I choose.

Me and friends are gonna do it right. You'll never see us run away from a fight.

To be a master is my dream, all I gotta to do is believe

And I believe

Drew: NO.

Milani: A kid from Pallet Town, with a new world to see.

I don't know what lies ahead, but it won't get the best of me.

There's so much to learn, and battles to be won

I've advanced so far, but still there's always more to come.

Take a step and I'm on my way. Gonna start all over again.

Drew: NAAAAA

Milani: Every trainer has a choice, to listen to that voice inside

I know a battle may be long, but winners may have come and go

But I will carry on!

Drew: I mean, that opening theme had me in the sequence. But nope!

Milani: Walking down this endless highway!

Nothing but my friends beside me

We'll never give in, we'll never rest

Advanced Battle is the ultimate test!

From the earth, the land, the sea and sky

They can never win, but they sure can try

Drew: Uh...

Milani: it's a battle win or lose. It's the friends you make. It's the road you choose

You got the right stuff, so make your mind up

Find the courage inside of you!

Drew: Uh...next?

Milani: I don't memorize the Diamond and Pearl theme, bruh.

Drew: So uh...

Milani: It's all about the challenges.

It's a brand new game and brand new world.

NEW RIVALS! There's a chance of survival

Nothing can stop you, Diamond and Pearl. Pokemon!

Drew: Huh

Milani: On a road far from home, but you don't have to feel alone.

Brave and strong, together we will be, it's our destiny!

WE WILL BE HEROES

Drew: Next!

Milani: Sometimes you have to know, which way you're supposed to go.

But deep inside, you know you're strong.

Uh...STAND UP! For what is right! Be brave!

Drew: I'll Google.

Milani: It's about you! It's about me!

It's about hope. It's about dreams.

It's about friends that work together, to claim their destiny.

Drew: Uh...

Milani: It's always hard when the journey beings.

Hard to find your way, hard to make new friends.

But there's one thing you can do, 'cuz you got the power inside of you.

Drew: Huh

Milani: A new adventure, another day!

One more challenge that comes our way!

It's up to me and you. We know what we gotta do!

We are together now, friends forever now!

Whatever comes our way, we won't run away!

Drew: NYAAA!

Milani: It's the next chapter, the ultimate goal

Ready for battle, brave and bold!

I know we will make it, we will find a way!

OH-OH!

Drew: Just stop with the Pokemon themes.

Milani: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Spongebob Squarepants.

Drew: NO.

Milani: Can you hear my heartbeat?

I'm tired of feeling, I'm never enough

I close my eyes, tell myself that my dreams will come true.

There'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself, you're unstoppable!

Where your destiny lies.

Dancing on your blades, you set my heart on fire!

DON'T STOP US NOW! The moment of truth.

We were...BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!

Drew: NO, NO, NO

Milani: MIRACULOUS! SIMPLY THE BEST! UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG!

MIRACULOUS! THE LUCKIEST! THE POWER OF LOVE, ALWAYS SO STRONG!

MIRACULOUS!

Drew: I give up.

Milani: I have no idea what's gotten into me.

Gary: *enters* Hey B*tches! Gary's back!

Drew: Whoa.

Gary: Is it time for Gary Talks? It is so time for Gary Talks. Welcome to Gary Talks.

Ash: But Milani didn't finish all the Pokemon theme songs!

Milani: Be a Hero...and the XYZ one. I barely know those ones.

Ash: Oh.

Milani: Do you want me to start singing again?

Drew: No.

Milani: We...are the crystal gems!

Drew: I thought you've only watched a few episodes of Steven Universe?

Milani: Let's just go back to Gary Talks while we still have time.

Gary: ALRIGHT! Welcome to more Gary talks. Yada yada. We're gonna ask some peeps about stuff. Good. Let's start with Lillie.

Audience: *claps*

Lillie: Hi.

Gary: Hey, Lillie! So, who is edgier? Silver or Gladion?

Lillie: Me.

Gary: WHAT?!

Lillie: Yeah.

Gary: No way.

Lillie: See, people think I'm a cinnamon roll, but I'm edgier than Gladion.

Gary: Why is that?

Lillie: I caught Gladion watching My Little Pony.

Gladion: Lillie!

Hau: AWESOME!

Gladion: Oh great.

Gary: Next, who do you ship Hau with?

Hau: Wha?

Audience: OOOOOOOOOH.

Lillie: I don't know, really.

Gary: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I see we're not prepared to answer these types of questions. Okay.

Barry: HEY! I HAVE MY TRUTH SERUM!

Gary: You still have that?!

Barry: Elemeno almost forgot about it, but now she remembers!

Gary: Okay. Gladion might use his edginess on you, so you might wanna hide that serum.

Barry: K dot

Gary: Last question, Lillie. Sun or Moon?

Lillie: Both.

Gary: Dope. Thanks. Now let's have a word from our Reggie.

Reggie: Always take care of your Pokemon!

Gary: Tell THAT to your brother.

Paul: Whatever.

Gary: Next up. The roasting session. According to the producers, Red won last time. Who will attempt to take his crown? We have...Professor Elm!

Red: ...

Professor Elm: What?

Gary: Let the roast begin!

Red: I'm Red.

Professor Elm: I'm out.

Gary: And Red defends his crown!

Drew: Yeah...I think Red's never gonna lose.

Blue (guy): GO RED!!!

Gary: TWIN!

Blue: 'sup

Gary: Anyway. We have a word from our Brendan.

Brendan: It's not white hair. It's part of my hat.

Gary: I guess we have time for one more interview. We have...Plumeria!

Plumeria: What?

Gary: So...what's your natural hair color?

Plumeria: None of your business.

Gary: Uh...what brand of make-up do you use?

Plumeria: Various brands.

Gary: Your eyeliner game is beautiful, girl.

Plumeria: Thanks.

Milani: TEACH ME!

Gary: Do you listen to Taylor Swift?

Plumeria: Uh...

Gary: I'm a huge Swiftie.

Plumeria: Uh...unpopular opinion, but I love her newer music.

Gary: NOICE! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE PLUMERIA DO!

Plumeria: Bye.

Gary: Okay, okay. Now a word from Todd Snap.

Todd Snap: I love taking pictures of Pokemon! I'll have a photo booth open after the show, but it's only for Pokemon!

Gary: So, that's all the time we have.

Milani: But before that...

Gary: We have an announcement to make! We'll be taking a break here. We will be doing something super special on a different book. It's gonna be a 7-part special. It's gonna happen from November 1st until 7th.

Milani: We will return to this book on November 8th! See ya soon!

Drew: Wait...should we really announce the date when we come back here?

Milani: *whispers to Drew* We got something special going on that day.

Drew: Okay. Whatever that is, it must be something Milani knows. See ya!

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OOPS ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS

Does not matter...I guess.

Kinda unedited?

And sorry if I messed up some lyrics.

I just wanted to publish this already.

Happy Halloween...I guess.

You guys might be thinking, what are the Pokemon Peeps doing for Halloween?

Idk fam. They just do whatever. We don't really celebrate Halloween here...at least in the way it's supposed to be??? Idk. We don't do the door-to-door trick-or-treating. There are just some costume parades and stuff. It's not even necessary for you to dress up.

I mean, we used to not celebrate Halloween, but because of Western influence...we kinda do now?

I mean, it's still no school holiday sooooooooooooooooooooo

Have fun.