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Misty: Hey, hey!

May: You're the man, but I got the, I got the, I got the power!

Dawn: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!

Serena: I love this song!

Iris: I GOT THE POWER!

Girls: *just dancing*

Gary: *enters* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Girls: *ignores Gary and just dances*

Gary: Okay...bye. *leaves*

May: You should know

Dawn: I'm the one who's in control

Misty: Anyway...we will be playing some more CPCQ. We will be answering "Super Part 1".

Iris: I believe the one we did last time was Super Part 2.

Dawn: Since there are 40 questions in this part, are we gonna divide it into 4 parts or only one person will answer a particular question?

May: I think one person should just answer a certain question.

Serena: So...it's like 8 questions each?

May: Yuppers.

Dawn: Okay, we'll start with Misty. Again, instead of using a list, we will be using this bag of names.

Misty: Okay. Do I ship Shelley and Professor Sycamore? Yay, Nay or Maybay? Hmm...I guess nay.

Dawn: I don't think they've met. I mean...it could still be an okay ship.

Misty: I guess that's true.

May: Maybe when Team Aqua disbanded, Shelley moved to Alola and met Sycamore!

Iris: That's a pretty thought.

May: My turn. Number 2. Where would Tabitha and Professor Juniper go for a vacation? Like just the two of them?

Dawn: I guess so.

May: Hmm...I guess...Alo...wait...Alola is too mainstream at this point. They're gonna have a vacation in the Orange Islands because why not. Tabitha wants a new start. Professor Juniper probably wants to meet Professor Ivy.

Misty: Oh boy. I still wanna know what happened between Professor Ivy and Brock.

Dawn: Some of the theories I've read were disturbing.

Iris: Yikes.

Dawn: Oh wow. I'm gonna pull 10 names for this one. Which team would win a dodgeball game? Team 1 has Max, Lillie, Mairin, Cilan and Kenny. Team 2 has Brendan, Professor Elm, Hilbert, Aria and Reggie. Hmm...

May: I'm still imagining Hilbert shouting "I LOVE YOU, N!!!"

Iris: I wonder what happened in Hilda and N's vacation to...uh...wherever they went.

Serena: And I'm pretty sure Hilbert tagged along too.

Dawn: Anyway...I think Team 2 will win. Sure, they have Professor Elm and I'm not sure how well he'll fare. However, I trust Brendan, Hilbert, Aria and Reggie to do better than Team 1.

Iris: Ouch.

Misty: Poor Kenny.

May: Lol. Max sucks.

Iris: Okay. Number 4. What would Lance's Pokemon do when he's not around? They would wonder how the heck they evolved at a much lower level and how they know Barrier when they're not supposed to even learn it.

Misty: Oh true.

Iris: I meeeean. They could also be like "I heard Iris is such an amazing dragon trainer. She might beat Master Lance. We gotta do something. But yeah, that Iris sure is awesome."

May: Of course.

Iris: Let me dream!

Serena: I'm sure it'll happen, Iris. I mean, the whole you beating Lance thing.

Iris: Yeah!

Serena: Okay...number 5. Would I go swimming with Kris? Sure? I mean, I think she's okay.

Misty: I think she's cool.

May: Agreed.

Dawn: Pokegirls, what up?

Misty: Would I rather be stuck in a room with Tracey for one day OR listen to my least favorite artist/band's whole discography? Hmm...

Dawn: I meeeeean.

Iris: Wait...like just with Tracey? No one else?

May: I guess. If it was okay for someone else to be there, we should just call up Daisy or even Teari.

Misty: I mean, Tracey's not bad. He's a really good friend of mine. I'll be able to handle being stuck in a room with him for one day.

Dawn: Will something fishy happen?

Misty: By fishy, you mean talk about fish Pokemon, then maybe. But other than that, nothing. I've done plays and such with Tracey. I've spent a lot of time with that guy. With that given time, I would already know if I like him or not, but I just see him as a friend. I'm sure he feels the same way.

Dawn: Yeah, I think so too.

May: Sorry, Orangeshippers.

Misty: I mean, it's a million times better to spend a day with a friend instead of listening to crappy songs all day.

Serena: OH TRUE.

May: Alright...What did Guzma do to get a good grade?

Dawn: Let's just pretend that Guzma is still a student.

May: I guess uh...he wanted to prove people wrong by studying much harder. Or...he got the smart people to help him out.

Dawn: Why did Lysandre cross the road? Because he wanted to buy some Mountain Dew for his Doritos.

Misty: Lol

Serena: Got em.

Iris: Harley and Gary had a bake off. Who wins? I mean...I don't know if they can cook or bake.

May: Ha...

Iris: OH WAIT! Harley wins because he makes cookies.

Misty: The not half bad cookies.

May: Don't remind me.

Dawn: Were they good?

May: They were! I mean...it's not the best thing in the world, but it was still good.

Gary: *enters* Hey, ladies! I'm doing the food delivery today. I was gonna deliver it a while ago, but you guys were busy. ANYWAY...I baked these cupcakes just for you guys. They're much better than Harley's cookies.

Misty: Did you really bake them?

Gary: Of course I did!

Iris: Hmm...*takes a cupcake and takes a bite* This is good. Tastes just like the one Cilan makes.

Gary: Cilan? Cilan who? Is that someone from Fire Emblem or something? Maybe Mario? The Legend of Zelda? I made these. Definitely not Cilan. What even is a Cilan? I'mma just get my booty outta here. Stay bootyful. *bows and leaves*

Iris: Yeah...Harley would win.

Serena: Would I write a poem about...Serena? Okay.

May: Nice.

Serena: I mean...why not? But then, I'm no poet.

Misty: Give it a try. Just a stanza!

Dawn: *sings* Her name is Serena, she's a class performa!

Serena: I don't wanna sound so conceited, though.

Misty: C'mon, girl. It's the challenge.

Serena: Serena is the name and performing is my game.

People think I'm obsessive, but baby I'm not possessive.

May: Yo, girl. You're making a song now. I likey.

Serena: People think I'm just a nobody, they think I'm just a useless buddy

But I'm a dreamer, performer, all-out winner.

Misty: Okay! That was nice!

May: *claps*

Misty: Okay. Trevor is in love with Gladion. What would Lucas do to ruin Trevor's chance? Hmmm...I think Lucas will just say that Gladion's not interested in him because he likes someone else.

Serena: Like Moon?

Iris: Like Sun?

Dawn: Like Hau?

May: Like My Little Pony?

Misty: Uh...anyone, really. Maybe Lucas himself.

May: Okay, mine is a continuation of Misty's. Would Lucas succeed? Uh...I guess? I mean, if Gladion were to just dump Trevor anyway, he didn't really change anything.

Dawn: I guess.

May: But hey, Gladion and Trevor is not that bad of a ship...I think. We're not saying that you shouldn't ship it.

Serena: Here, we do not tell you what or what not to ship.

May: Except Milani and Jace. If you don't ship them, just don't ship them with anyone else.

Misty: Uh...okay.

Dawn: If Sakura was a superhero, what would her superpower be? I believe she's your friend, Misty?

Misty: Yup.

Dawn: I believe she has an Espeon so...I guess she'll have Psychic abilities. YO...what if she fused with Espeon?

May: DAWN! YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!

Dawn: Whoops.

Misty: Fusing with Pokemon? Is that even possible? OMG.

Iris: Yeah...do we even have the technology for such?

Serena: I heard someone...oh...no one did that. FUSING WITH POKEMON? HELLO?

May: LET US MOVE ON! I mean...being part Pokemon...c'mon! Okay, moving on!

Iris: Wait...how are we gonna do number 14? It's asking for anyone in the list, and we don't have the list.

Misty: Just pick 5 random names.

Iris: Okay...Colress is getting married with someone on the list. Who do I think would this someone be? The someone could be Courtney, Cyrus, Trip, Nate or Samson Oak. I don't know why, but I think Cyrus. I mean...Nate's the one he has met, but I think Cyrus.

May: I guess that works.

Serena: Ghetsis created a perfume. What would its name be?

Dawn: Bad Parenting.

May: What Children?

Serena: The perfume is called Natural Harmonia Gropius. Literally N's name. Let's just say it has a very grassy, mellow, forest-y scent. It can attract Pokemon.

Dawn: OH. So he can use the perfume for world domination!

Serena: Yup.

Misty: Archie created a lipstick. What color would it be, and what would be the name?

Dawn: This will be good.

Misty: The color will obviously be blue. It'll be navy blue.

Iris: That's so bold. I love it!

Misty: The name of that color is Shelley. Why not?

May: Aight. Fierce as Shelley, I guess.

Misty: Instead of disbanding, Team Aqua becomes a cosmetics company. AYO.

Dawn: The quality better be good!

May: But it better be affordable too!

Serena: It's gotta be a good quality drugstore makeup line.

Dawn: It should have good pigmentation without the need to use lead.

Misty: TRUE.

May: Little Suzy brought what for show-and-tell? Hmm...she brought a Pokemon Egg.

Misty: I mean, she is a breeder.

May: Suzy has been a breeder since she was a little kiddo.

Dawn: Why did May break up with oh my gosh...there's a name that's tempting to just get. It's on top...uh...lemme give it a shaky-shake.

May: Whose name?

Dawn: It's a secret, May. ANYWAY...why did May break up with Kiawe?

May: Tell me why.

Misty: Ain't nothin' but a heartbreak!

Dawn: Because Kiawe uh...let's not make this related to Contest or NaheleAli. Hmm...May broke up with Kiawe because she said Kantonian Dugtrio was better. Kiawe did not like that, and May think that he's acting like a baby.

May: Well...I don't really have much opinions about Dugtrio.

Dawn: Eh...whatevs.

Iris: In my opinion, how long does Ash take a shower? Well, back in Unova, he does not stay long in the shower. I think he's there for a minute when he's gonna go on an important battle. He does stay for like 30 minutes when he's in deep thought. But normally, I think 5-10 minutes?

Misty: Same back in Kanto, Orange Islands and Johto.

May: Same back in Hoenn.

Dawn: Same back in Sinnoh.

Serena: Same back in Kalos.

Lillie, Mallow and Lana: *enters* Same back in Alola except the whole deep thoughts part because he doesn't take part in much rival battles and such. *leaves*

Misty: Alright.

Serena: Lusamine and Hau are roommates. What will happen?

Misty: Huh...that's interesting.

Serena: I think Lusamine...hmm...she would...I think they would not like each other.

May: I mean...maybe Lusamine's okay now, and Hau wants to befriend Lusamine.

Dawn: I guess.

Iris: And he's gonna be like, "I'm in love with your child."

Misty: With which child?

Iris: I don't really care who. Either Gladion or Lillie is fine.

Dawn: What if there's a secret child?

May: Gasp!

Misty: Bonnie wants to move out from their home region. Where would she move?

May: HOENN!

Misty: Yeah, sure. Hoenn. Let's say that she decides to be a Pokemon Trainer herself, and she decides to go to Hoenn first.

Serena: Oh! Maybe she wanted to follow me there.

May: Not you, silly!

Serena: Bonnie's my bestie!

May: Her boyfie is there!

Iris: Yeah...Max is out to get you now.

May: He's fine. He's just in denial. I mean, they did so well in the Elemeno Fall Games. Well, they did okay. There wasn't much denial. I betcha he enjoyed every minute of that.

Dawn: Ookay.

May: Anyway. My turn. I believe we are at number 22.

Dawn: I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22!

May: What is Officer Jenny's go-to song? Huh...the first thing that came to my mind is that song from Phineas and Ferb. The Busted song. The one Candace sang. You're busted!

Dawn: Cool.

May: I mean, there's also Two Perfect Girls, but then it's not just about Jenny.

Misty: Oh gosh.

Dawn: Okay...let's modify this one a bit...if Lana lived in Elemeno's world (aka real world), what would she be doing? I think she'll be a student who is also member of the swim club.

Iris: Misty and Alder hate each other. What happened? Man, I don't wanna speak ill of Alder or of Misty, though. Hmm...maybe Alder just didn't like Misty's cooking! I don't know!

Misty: Yeah...I think a lot of people do not like my cooking, as much as I hate to admit it.

Serena: What is the likely reason for Casey to end up in jail? Wait, she's a friend of yours, Misty?

Misty: Yup. The Electabuzz fangirl.

Serena: She didn't have money for the next Electabuzz game, so she stole some money from some guy.

May: Or she could just make sure that Georgio asks her instead of Misty.

Misty: Ah.

Dawn: WHO IS THAT "SOMEONE ELSE"?

Misty: Okay. What is Milani's obsession?

May: Starts with a J and ends with an ace.

Misty: Well...maybe. But if we're talking about objects, then maybe the color pink.

Dawn: That's true. She has pink everything.

May: Except that new necklace of hers.

Iris: Where did that come from?

May: Okay. Would Lyra make a good president? Uh...not sure.

Misty: Her first order is to make sure everyone wears poofy hats.

Dawn: Or call anyone named Dawn as Dane.

May: Hmmm...maybe she'd actually be okay.

Dawn: Mallow and Red become one person. How will they look like and what kind of person would they be? I guess this person will have Mallow's hair, nose and skin color, and then Red's eyes, mouth and body built. So...I guess this will be a guy named Mar. He's bi. He's still a trainer from Pallet. He would be a good cook. He would probably choose Bulbasaur as his first Pokemon.

May: Cool.

Misty: Respect.

Iris: Why did the townspeople build a statue of Leaf?

Serena: Speaking of Leaf, where did she go?

Misty: Hiding from Gary.

May: She's studying right now. That's what I know.

Dawn: Or maybe she's in a trip in Alola!

Iris: Anyway, the townspeople of Pallet built a statue of Leaf because she became champion of Kanto.

May: Nice.

Dawn: She can do it.

Serena: What would be the name of James's debut single? It'll be "Rocket Love".

Dawn: Is it a Rocketshipping song?

Serena: Sure!

May: Nice.

Misty: I honestly ship them even though they always annoy us.

Iris: That is so true.

Misty: If Sun was a camp adviser, where would he bring the campers?

Dawn: Gladion appreciation camp.

Misty: Well...I think he'll bring them to Memorial Hill?

May: A spooky camp?

Misty: Yep.

May: If Burgundy was a college professor/high school teacher, what class would she be teaching? I think she'll be some college professor teaching Pokemon Evaluation techniques?

Iris: Uh...but she's C-class?

May: She'll get to S-class eventually!

Iris: Not so sure about that.

Dawn: Would Nurse Joy make a good singer? I mean, it depends on the Joy. There's someone who's good. There's someone who's terrible. There's someone who's decent, but not really someone who would join competitions.

Iris: Conway and Sawyer kissed. How would Clembot feel?

Serena: Clembot.

Iris: I mean, it's a robot, so he's not gonna feel anything.

Serena: Clemont designed Clembot to have feelings, Iris.

Iris: Okay, okay. Um...Clembot would be surprised. He's not disgusted by it. He's probably just mentally screaming "GET A ROOM!" (Please just imagine them to be older in this situation. Thanks)

Serena: If Moon had a YouTube channel, what would she be posting about? Her adventures through Alola, I guess.

Dawn: More Gladion appreciation.

May: Or Lillie appreciation.

Misty: Pair them up! The people involved are Daisy, Iris, Cheren, Jace, Steven Stone and Maxie. Says here that it doesn't have to be a romantic link. Let's say they're pairing up for a project.

Dawn: Make it romantic!

May: NO!

Misty: Okay...it's gonna be random pairings for a project. Maxie and Steven Stone because they're smart. Jace and Cheren because why not. Daisy and Iris because they're the ones left.

Iris: Cool.

Misty: Well...at least Daisy is the most caring sister I have. Yeah...she's apparently caring.

Iris: She better not focus on shopping more than the project.

Misty: Welp.

Iris: At least this ain't real.

May: Which real life celebrity would play Nando if there was a Pokemon live movie? We know there's Pokemon Live, but that's not really canon. Hmm...any suggestions?

Dawn: You got this, girl.

May: It's hard to think of male celebrities. I don't know why. Hmm...I'll just copy what Elemeno said for Harley. I'll go for Harry Styles!

Iris: Now I'm just imagining Nando singing Signs of the Times.

May: See? A perfect fit!

Dawn: What would be the most shocking photo on Plumeria's phone? Hmm...weird thing I thought of...uh...she has a pic of Guzma's butt. Not his bare butt, though. Just an accidental snap of Guzma's butt, but she kept it for some reason.

Serena: His butt?

May: I was thinking that the most surprising this on her phone would probably her old pictures with her natural hair color. Or maybe her wearing pastel colors.

Iris: What would Zoey's latest tweet be about? Would she be someone who's active on Twitter?

Dawn: I think so. She's not the type to tweet every single day, but she's active.

Iris: Okay...I guess her latest tweet is about her political opinions.

Dawn: That makes sense.

Serena: Hmm...the last question is not really related to CPCQ hmmm...

Misty: Let's modify it. Hmm...would you wanna meet ______?

Serena: Okay...I guess I gotta make sure I get someone who I have never met. Okay...I got Giovanni. Honestly, I don't.

Dawn: And we are done here!

May: ALREADY?!

Iris: This was long, May.

May: I didn't notice!

Bonnie: *enters* Hey! I heard...aww! You guys played without me!

May: Serena, do something. You're the bestie.

Serena: You're the future sister-in-law.

May: You're also the future sister-in-law.

Serena: We're sorry, Bon.

Bonnie: Nah, it's fine. Really! The guys invited me to play video games with them and it was fun!

Dawn: The guys invited you?

Bonnie: Well...yeah!

Serena: Okay then.

May: See ya!