Oh wow. Haven’t updated this book in a while.

Here, the stupidest part in SWTPP history.

And also f the censorship.

and also unedited

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In some random space…

Milani: Elemeno?

Elemeno: Effin’ what?

Milani: Uh...why is Adrien here?

Adrien: Elemeno adopted me. She’s my Elemomno now.

Milani: ...whut

Adrien: Are we gonna have Elemeno Summer Games?

Elemeno: No. Besides, it’s always raining here now.

Adrien: Oh no, mom. I has no umbrella.

Milani: Why are you talking like that?

Adrien: I don’t know.

Elemeno: Why don’t you have an umbrella?

Adrien: I left it T-T

Milani: Did Marinette ever return your umbrella?

Adrien: She did.

Milani: Oh.

Adrien: Do you have an umbrella, Milani?

Milani: Nope.

Elemeno: Okay. Let’s do something fun. We shall look inside Adrien’s memories, and we will put Milani in the mix.

Milani: What?

Elemeno: Cue scenario

*magical transporting music ahhh*

Adrien: Mom? Where did Milani go? Is she in my memories?

Elemeno: Let’s just turn on this magical television we never knew we had.

Adrien: Hey! That’s our school!

Elemeno: Yep.

Adrien: Wait, is that Milani over there wearing Marinette’s clothes?

Elemeno: Yep.

Adrien: Wait...there’s...not me. Is that Jace?

Elemeno: Yes, my son.

Gary and Drew: Hey bitches!

Elemeno: Did you just call Adrien a bitch? I will fucking end your lives.

Gary: Language, ma’am.

Ash: Hi Elemeno!

Elemeno: Why are you three here?

Gary: It’s not Stuck with them Pokémon Peeps without actual characters from Pokémon, ya know.

Ash: Ooh! Milani and Jace are on TV!

Elemeno: Ash, just so you know, I never say that when I see you on TV.

Ash: Where’s the popcorn?

Drew: We don’t have any.

Ash: Any chips?

Drew: None. There’s a jar of lollipops there. Wait...what are these flavors?

Gary: Beef jerky flavor, dried seaweed, kelp, beef stroganoff, kare-kare, sinigang

Elemeno: I think Himeko left those.

Ash: Wouldn’t hurt to try one? I’ll try this beef jerky one. *pukes magical sparkles*

*Himeko comes in a smacks Ash, takes her pelocan jar and leaves*

Ash: Was that Misty?

Gary: *shrugs*

Adrien: Elemomno? How about Milani and Jace? They’re just stuck in there.

Elemeno: Oh shit. I got distracted by the sparkle vomit. Play!

Meanwhile...in fictional Paris except Adrien and Marinette were replaced by Jace and Milani…

Milani: Elemeno, what the heck?

Jace: Hey.

Milani: *tries not to look at his adorable face*

Jace: *opens le umbrella* I just wanted you to know that I was trying to get the chewing gum off your seat. I swear.

Milani: *eyes widen*

Jace: I’ve never been to school before. I’ve never had friends. It’s all sort of new to me. *hands le umbrella to Milani*

Milani: stare stare

Jace: stare stare

*coup de foudre ensues* (basically the thunder roared and boom falling in love)

Milani: *takes le umbrella* stare stare

Umbrella: Oh wow I guess this clumsy girl will conveniently close me *closes and covers Milani*

Jace: shook and lolz

Milani: *lifts le umbrella* giggle giggle

Jace: See you tomorrow, Melanie. *walks down le stairs while raindrops magically do not hit him*

Milani: *drops the bag she didn’t know she was holding* See you tomo-tomor-oh...IT’S MILANI, DANG IT.

Back in magical Elemeno space…

Adrien: Wait, that’s not how the scene goes.

Gary: Ya gotta add the Nameships, Adrikins.

Chloé: HEY! NO ONE CALLS HIM ADRIKINS BUT ME!

Drew: How did you get here?

Chloé: Eww..why is this wet?

Ash: I vomited there.

Chloé: Gross, gross, GROSS! These shoes are new and much more expensive than all of your shoes combined. I’m out of here.

Gary: Bye betch.

Adrien: So?

Drew: Put them in another scene!

Elemeno: Whatever. *presses some random af button* Let’s see what else is here.

Adrien: Hey, that’s Chloé’s house!

Back in Miraculous Fictional Paris…

*all le couples dancing*

Chloé: *smiles and waves at Jace* Wait...you’re not Adrien!

Alya: Go over and ask him, girl.

Milani: Huh? Uh, Jace? No! You’re crazy!

Alya: *pushes Milaners conveniently towards Jace*

Jace: Hey, Melanie. You wanna dance?

Milani: Melanie doesn’t want to dance.

Jace: Fine. Milani?

Milani: giggle giggle

Back in magical Elemeno space…

Adrien: Why is Jace messing up the lines?

Gary: It’s called a Nameship twist.

Adrien: That’s so creative!

Elemeno: OMG THEY’RE DANCING.

Gary: Wait, how come Chloé and Alya are-

Elemeno: OMG. Alya and Nino are about to come in and do the thing!

Drew: So how come Chloé, Alya and Nino are still there?

Elemeno: I didn’t substitute them. Besides, you decided to chill here.

Ash: Yeah, but Marinette isn’t here anyways.

Elemeno: Bitch, you ship Marinette with Jace now?

Ash: No, ma’am!

Gary: Oof. You’re not gonna be Best Man now, Ashy boy.

Drew: Like he had a chance.

Ash: Hey!

Adrien: Elemomno, can I be Jace’s Best Man?

Elemeno: Of course.

Gary, Drew and Ash: sh00kz

Adrien: Yay! Another scene, mom!

Elemeno: *pushes another random ass button*

Adrien: Hey! That’s where I...I mean...Chat Noir was about to confess to Ladybug.

Gary: Just skip to the kiss!

*Ladynoir kiss scene plays*

Elemeno: OMG!

Adrien: Wait…Milani is Ladybug?!

Ash: And Jace is Chat Noir?! But didn’t we have both Nameship and Ladynoir in Pokéathlon Human 2?

Gary: Ash, they’re just subbing in for Marinette and Adrien in these scenes.

Adrien: Oh yeah! Hehe...I kinda panicked there. And they subbed in for Ladybug and Chat Noir in that other scene.

Elemeno: Sure, Adrien.

Gary: One more scene!

Adrien: They must be tired. Let’s bring them back here.

*magical transport sounds*

Milani: Okay what was that for?

Jace: Why were we sent to fictional Paris?

Gary: MIRACULOUS fictional Paris

Elemeno: We’re just looking into Adrien’s memories.

Jace: Ah.

Marinette: Oh hi! *holds wedding cake size cake*

Adrien: Hey there, Marinette!

Marinette: *trips and fumbles*

Gary: Save the gosh darn cake!

Ash and Drew: *manages to take the cake from Marinette*

Adrien: That was close.

Marinette: Hehe...yeah. I’m so clumsy.

Elemeno: Our cake is here!

Gary: Why is it a wedding cake?

Ash: Is someone getting married?

Gary: Adrien and Marinette?!

Adrien: What?

Marinette: No!

Gary: So Marinette with Luka?

Adrien: Uh…

Marinette: No!

Elemeno: *smacks Gary with a hockey stick* This is for Nameshipping Day, stupid.

Ash: Dummy.

Drew: Baka.

Ash: Moooooo

Adrien: Yep! Marinette’s parents baked the cake!

Marinette: Yup!

Milani: Wait...why a wedding cake?

Elemeno: Because a lot of us will eat.

Ash: Wait I thought Milani and Jace are already getting married.

Gary: WAIT. Who is the Best Man then?

Jace: Chill. No one is getting married.

Adrien: We just need a lot of cake.

Jace: Lots of cake.

Calum and Luke: Did someone say cake?

Elemeno: What in the...why are you guys still here?

Calum: Uh…

Elemeno: Having you guys here is so 2015.

Luke: I guess so.

Calum: Uh...we’ll just sing.

Luke: Youngblood, so you want me, so you want me, out of your life, and I’m just a dead man walking tonight!

Gary: That is definitely 2018 tho.

Elemeno: Anyway…

Jace: What flavor is this cake?

Marinette: Elemeno’s request. Caramel cake and blueberry cheesecake!

Drew: Oh! Just like that chapter of Ignitia.

Gary: Wait...has that chapter been published?

Elemeno: Idk fam. Haven’t written in months.

Adrien: So can we eat the cake now?

Ash: Yay!

Elemeno: Well...let’s eat, but first, some music. Someone will be playing this magical piano we never knew we had.

Monika: So you know how I’ve been like practicing piano and stuff? *glitch sounds* I’m not really any good at it yet. Like...at all. Buuut…*glitch glitch* I wrote you a song, and I was kinda hoping that I can show it to you ‘cuz I worked really, really hard on it. So...yeah.

*piano playing*

Drew: Uh…

Gary: Cool.

Monika: Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you

In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you

The ink flows down into a dark puddle

Just move your hand - write the way into his heart!

But in this world of infinite choices

What will it take just to find that special day?

What will it take just to find...that special day?

Milani: Alrighty.

Jace: Why Monika?

Elemeno: Just Monika.

Monika: Wait, where’s the guitar accompaniment?

Gary: I can do it.

Elemeno: LUKA!

Luka: Yes, ma’am.

Adrien: I didn’t know he was here.

Marinette: ikr

Monika: But...I want you to play the guitar.

Luka: K bye.

Milani: Wait...who?

Monika: You.

Milani: Me?

Monika: No. You.

Jace: Me? Drew? Gary? Ash? Elemeno? Adrien? Marinette?

Monika: No, no, no, no, no, no and no. I meant...you.

Elemeno: Uh…bye Monika.

Milani: Delete her!

*monika.chr has been deleted*

Luka: We never got to finish the song, though.

Milani: We’ll just rock with the Cristina Vee version of the song.

Drew: Wow it’s rock.

Adrien: Wait...is that you singing, Marinette? Sounds so much like you.

Marinette: wait

Elemeno: XD lol

Milani: Let’s just eat cake!

Elemeno: We shall share a slice of cake to all the Pokémon Peeps!

Adrien: And Miraculous Peeps!

Bossun: AND SKET DANCE PEEPS!

Gary: Oh look. It’s smarter Ash.

Ash: Hey!

Jace: Give me my caramel cake!

Milani: Give me my blueberry cheesecake!

Elemeno: Happy 3 years of Nameship!

Gary: I cri

Drew: Yay more music.

Elemeno: MIRACULOUS! SIMPLY THE BEST! UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG! MIRACULOUS! THE LUCKIEST! THE POWER OF LOVE ALWAYS SO STRONG. MIRACULOUUUUUUUUUS!!!

Gary: Wow we should have done Gary Talks today.

Elemeno: I lost the bag of names.

Milani: Yay now dance to Yakusoku no Kizuna from Kyoukai no Kanata.

Gary: What?

Drew: Wait...we never did the punishment from the bet back in last year’s NBA Finals.

Gary: Elemeno was on hiatus, so it doesn’t count.

Elemeno: It still counts.

Gary: F U C K

Elemeno: Language, Gary.

Gary: Fine. I’ll be Akkey.

Milani: No.

Elemeno: Ash will be Mirai. Gary will be Mitsumi. And then both of you will have to be Ai. Try making that work.

Asu wo terasu kizuna wa Future Star!

Milani: Yay!

Jace: Amazing.

Adrien: One more song!

Ash: Come on!

Plagg: Hello. I am totally not Adrien’s kwami, Plagg, and I will sing about camembert.

Adrien: Uh-oh

Plagg: Camembert, you’re the cheese of my dreeeeeams! Camembert, you make life better than it seeeems.

Gary: Oh gosh.

Plagg: Wait...no camembert flavored cake?

Elemeno: None.

Plagg: Well...I’m out. I’m just gonna sniff out some stinky socks now.

Marinette: I’m so confused with what is happening right now.

Ash: Yep.

Jace: Well this probably is the most unusual Nameship Day ever!

Gary: Three years, bitches!

Milani: Weee!

Drew: Now kiss!

Gary: Feed each other cake, damn it.

Ash: Oooh! More lollipops? *pukes magical sparkles* Camembert flavored?

Plagg: Ooh gimme!

Milani: Uh...

May: Happy Nameship Day!

Drew: When did you get here?

May: Magic.

Brock: We got more food here.

Hawk: Just give all your scraps to me!

Marinette: Ahh! Talking pig!

Hawk and Marinette: Wait...why do we sound alike? *in the English Dub

Meliodas: And while you’re at it, how about some ale straight from the boar hut.

Adrien: Wait...why does he sound like me?! *in the English Dub

Elemeno: Uh...they’re still underaged.

Eren: I WILL KILL ALL THE TITANS.

Adrien and Meliodas: And he sounds like us! *in the English Dub

Mikasa: Eren! Let’s go.

Gary: OMG. Hi, Mikasa!

Mikasa: *death stare*

Gary: Meep

Jace: Hey, Melanie.

Milani: Who?

Jace: Milani, let’s make a run for it. These people are nuts.

Milani: Let’s just take this whole cake with us and run.

Jace: That’s my girl.

Elemeno: Deliver them to the others while you’re at it.

Jace: Uh…

Elemeno: It’s your day. You two can just run away and do whatever you want. Feel free to leave us and our insanities.

Milani: K.

Jace: Bye!

Ash: Is it time for their honeymoon?

Gary: But who was the Best Man?

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So yah if there are references you did not get...sorry lol.

BTW, some lines were directly from Miraculous (parts of the umbrella scene and the dance), Doki Doki Literature Club (Monika's line) and the various songs used.

Again, I don't own any of these characters except Milani, Jace and Elemeno...well...I am Elemeno.