This will be a long part because I'm putting the rest here.

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Gary: I'm so sad.

Misty: It's the finale.

Ash: Yup.

Barry: I'll miss you guys too! We'll have a Christmas Break after this!

Gary: This might be the last part for 2017, but that's not sure yet. We might have a get together before the end of the year, but Elemeno might have other plans.

Barry: Anyway, let's spin the wheel for the final event!

Gary: No way.

Ash: No way!

Barry: HURDLE DASH!!!

Misty: Welp.

Jace: I SAID NO MORE HURDLE DASH!

Elemeno: Sorry not sorry.

Ash: You guys already know the drill.

Gary: Here's to no injuries this time around!

Misty: The players have positioned themselves at the starting line.

Cilan and Iris: 3, 2, 1, GO!

Players: *start running and no one is really lagging super far behind because Clemont isn't playing*

Gary: Oh yeah, Soft Tickles told us that the distance for this one is much shorter than last time's. Expect them to finish quicker.

Hilda: RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!

N: I'm running, Hilda!

Hilda: Run faster! *jumps on hurdle*

N: YAAA!!! *trips*

Hilbert: N! NO!!!

Milani: Come on, let's go!

Jace: *too focused on the game to care about the others*

May: RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEEEEEEEN!!!

Drew: That's my girl!

Ladybug: Gotta bug out! WHAA- *trips* I'm so clumsy.

Chat Noir: That clumsiness actually reminds me of someone I know...

Teari, Tracey, Ember and Brock: *too focused to care*

Azialle: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs like crazy and jumps flawlessly*

Serena: Aze! She's so fast! Not used to having a partner like that.

Bonnie: LA LA LA LA LA LA.

Max: LA LA LA LA

FourthWheel: LALALALALLLALALlaLLALALLALAA!

Gary: FourthWheelshipping is really running and jumping their hearts out right now.

Ash: Same goes for Azialle. She's taking the early lead.

Moon: WE WON'T BE NULLIFIED!

Gladion: Who told Moon about that song anyway?

Moon: YEAH! *trips*

Lillie: Moon! NO!

Paul: *too focused*

Dawn: Come on, Dawn. You can do this!

Dawn Cheer Squad: GO, DAWN!!!

May: RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!

Gary: Ramen-focused May is catching up!

Azialle: I don't think so!

Ember: YEEEEEE

Gary: Ember is also catching up, guys!

Bonnie: NO!!!

Ash: This is really competitive.

Milani: Oh come on!

Jace: *still running as quickly as possible*

Misty: We have Azialle, Hilda, Max, Bonnie, May, Chat Noir, Jace, Paul, Tracey and Ember who are racing for first!

(And now...may the randomizer be in your favor, players!)

Gary: IS THIS FOR REAL!?

Ash: FourthWheel looks really motivated. Didn't think Max could run that fast!

Max: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *crosses finish line*

Azialle: NO. *crosses finish line*

Gary: MAX GOT FIRST PLACE!

Misty: Azialle was so close!

Barry: And then there's May, Tracey, Paul, Hilda, Chat Noir, Bonnie, Jace and Ember.

Gladion: I made it *crosses finish line*

Brock: I made it. *crosses finish line*

Teari: OH MAN. *crosses finish line*

Dawn: Whew. That was fun. *crosses finish line*

Serena: AHHH. COME ON. WHERE DID THAT HURDLE COME FROM?!

Moon: If only I didn't trip. *crosses finish line*

Milani: I can still beat Drew.

Drew: NOPE.

Milani: YES! *crosses finish line*

Drew: Dang it! *crosses finish line*

N: Oh finally. *crosses finish line*

Ladybug: *trips over one more hurdle* I hate this game.

Azialle: SERENA! CATCH UP!

Ladybug and Serena: *races to the finish line*

Gary: And it looks like Ladybug crossed it first!

Serena: I'm sorry again, Aze.

Azialle: If only I beat that kid Max.

Gary: Here's the scores!

FourthWheelshipping = 114 seconds = 101 points

SketchHowlitshipping = 130 seconds = 88 points

Ikarishipping = 132 seconds = 87 points

Contestshipping = 134 seconds = 86 points

HoneyBlondeshipping = 136 seconds = 85 points

MoltenLavashipping = 138 seconds = 83 points

FerrisWheelshipping = 139 seconds = 83 points

Nameshipping = 141 seconds = 82 points

Ladynoir = 144 seconds = 80 points

Lonashipping = 145 seconds = 79 points

Gary: This is way too close!

Barry: And we still have no idea who is winning at this point!

Misty: It is possible that the winner of the entire Pokeathlon Human didn't even win a single event.

Ash: Yup! We'll be right back with the final results!

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Barry: HEY PEOPLE!

Gary: Before we announce the final rankings, we will now be giving out our bonus points!

Ash: We were supposed to do an effort bonus, but we kinda didn't keep track.

Misty: We were gonna give a No-Miss bonus, but everyone messed up one way or another.

Barry: However, we are able to give you the points leader!

Ash: The points leader comes from the individual scores from all events!

Barry: The top 5 will be rewarded with extra points for their team. 1st gets 15. 2nd gets 10. 3rd gets 5. 4 gets 3. 5 gets 1.

Gary: Yup! And now...our points leader who will be giving their team an extra 15 points, we have May from Contestshipping!

Misty: Giving their team an extra 10 points is Azialle from HoneyBlondeshipping!

Ash: Giving their team an extra 5 points is Chat Noir from Ladynoir!

Barry: Giving their team an extra 3 points is Jace from Nameshipping!

Gary: And giving their team an extra point is Hilda from FerrisWheelshipping!

Barry: Just for 'so close' stuff, wrapping up the top 10 individual leaders are Moon, Ember, Tracey, Brock and Paul.

Gary: Oh boy. We got the results here. And guys, the bonus points changed a lot of stuff in the ranking..

Barry: Should we just remove the bonus points?

Misty: But that's part of the Pokeathlon!

Gary: Besides, Elemeno added up the scores AFTER she gave the bonus points. She computed the individual scores first.

Barry: Elemeno would give you guys the link to the Google Sheets spreadsheet that has the breakdown of everything here, but she used her personal e-mail.

Ash: Anyway, we will now announce the final rankings.

Gary: Since it's the holidays, we're giving everyone prizes!

Barry: In 10th place, garnering a score of 356 points.

Gary: They will receive these pins with their faces on it. Of course, they'll receive the one with their partner's face in it.

Misty: We have FourthWheelshipping!

Bonnie: The catch up wasn't enough!

Max: CURSE THIS SHORTNESS.

Bonnie: We'll get our revenge on them during the Elemeno Winter Games.

Gary: We'll still have Elemeno Winter Games 2?!

Elemeno: Depends on my schedule.

Misty: Also, we asked all our players to prepare a gift for their partners.

Barry: So, Bonnie and Max? What did you guys give each other?

Max: Wait...we're giving them now?!

Barry: Yes! So that everyone can see it!

Bonnie: Um...here.

Barry: Tell us what's in it!

Ash: We said no gift wraps!

Bonnie: That ruins the fun!

Misty: Just give them already.

Bonnie: I just got him simple. It's a keychain with the number 4 in it.

Max: Wow! That's still awesome, Bonnie! Thanks! I got you this Dedenne plushie.

Bonnie: It's so cute!

Teari: I want that too.

Dedenne: Nya! Bish, I'm cuter than that.

Gary: Thank you, FourthWheelShipping!

Misty: Next up. In 9th place, with 375 points.

Gary: They will receive pins with their partner's face on it. They will also get an ugly Christmas sweater each.

Bonnie: I WANTED ONE!

Ash: We have Ikarishpping!

Paul: Hmm..

Dawn: I'm sorry, Paul.

Paul: It's fine. There were...distractions.

Dawn: Like?

Paul: Your Cheer Squad.

Kenny and Conway: HEY!

Zoey: I hate Paul.

Ash: So...your presents for each other?

Gary: WAIT! I got something for Paul. It's a keychain!

Paul: It's a bowl of soup with the number 5 written on the bowl.

Gary: 5SOP!

Paul: Ah.

Gary: Here's yours, Ashy.

Ash: Thanks?

Barry: Paul! I also have a present for you!

Paul: Iced coffee?

Barry: Cold coffee.

Gary: Like your ship name.

Paul: Uh...

Kenny: WAIT! I have a present for Dawn!

Ash: Wow.

Kenny: Here's a Delibird plushie!

Dawn: Delibird?

Kenny: It's a penguin that keeps on giving!

Paul: More like keeps it shady. (lol shoutout to the peeps who get the reference)

Teari: I want it.

Conway: I too have a present, Dawn. It's a pepper spray.

Zoey: To keep the creeps away?

Conway: Yup.

Paul: Wow.

Zoey: Dawn, I got you this framed photo of us from one the Grand Festivals we competed in.

Dawn: Thanks, Zoey!

Misty: Okay, guys. Now how about the Ikari gift exchange?

Dawn: I got Paul this lamp.

Gary: Why?

Dawn: Well, Paul's the type of guy who would appreciate something functional rather than sentimental.

Gary: Plus you light up his world?

Dawn: Don't you dare sing that One Direction song.

Gary: K.

Paul: I like that lamp. It's purple and blue in color.

Ash: Like your hair and outfit!

Misty: Like your hair and Dawn's hair!

Dawn: I also knitted him a bonnet. It's like mine, but it's black and blue!

Gary: AWWWWWWW.

Paul: Anyway, I got Dawn this pink jacket.

Ash: A jacket?

Dawn: I like it! It's actually really cute! It goes well with my outfit.

Barry: We can now move on to 8th place. They got 405 points.

Gary: They will receive the pins with their partner's face on it, an ugly holiday sweater each and a 10 packs of hot chocolate.

Ash: We have FerrisWheelshipping!

Hilda: Sad.

N: It's okay, Hilda. It was a fun experience.

Hilda: That means we're probably not gonna make it to the next games.

Gary: You guys could still be voted in.

N: Anyway, I got Hilda this miniature Ferris Wheel I made using popsicle sticks.

Misty: He made it himself. That's so sweet!

Hilda: Aww, N! Thanks! Hilbert, HE LOVES ME MORE.

Hilbert: Shut up!

N: I also made Hilbert one!

Hilbert: But like...also Ferris Wheel?

N: We also got to ride a Ferris Wheel together, right?

Hilbert: Bruh. Anyway, I got you this Zorua plushie!

Hilda: Hey, I'm the one supposed to give him a gift. Anyway, I got you a Zoroark plushie.

Hilbert: Really?

N: I appreciate them both. Thank you very much!

Teari: I want them.

Gary: Okay thanks, guys!

Barry: Before we proceed with the next, I believe we have a special gift exchange from our referees!

Ash: Cilan and Iris!

Iris: Well...I got Cilan this set of aprons.

Cilan: They're fabulous! I got Iris this egg.

Iris: Wait...what is it?

Cilan: You'll have to hatch it! Hint, you might need to go Alola to evolve it. I also placed a discount card there for Kahuna Olivia's shop.

Iris: Oh man! And I just gave you aprons. Thanks, Cilan!

Barry: Alright! Now, we got a tie for 6th place! We got two teams that got 411 points!

Gary: They will be receiving pins with their partner's face on it, an ugly holiday sweater each, 10 packs of hot chocolate and a pair of winter gloves each!

Ash: We have SketchHowlitshipping and HoneyBlondeshipping!

Misty: Let's have SketchHowlit first.

Teari: First off, why did we invite Ember again? Next, thank you so much for allowing me to compete again.

Tracey: I hope that we'll be there again for the next games...if there will be.

Gary: So...what are your presents for each other?

Teari: You know, I'm really jealous of N. He got so many plushies.

Tracey: Actually, I got you an Eevee plushie!

Teari: I LOVE IT!

Elemeno's Eevee: AHHHH!!!!

Elemeno's Jolteon: It's never gonna evolve just like you.

Elemeno's Eevee: I sad.

Teari: Umm...I got Tray this photo album.

Tracey: With photos from our childhood too?!

Barry: THAT'S SO ADORABLE!

Tracey: Where did you get these photos?

Teari: My mom found them for me.

Gary: Are there baby photos of Tracey?

Tracey: Shut up, Gary.

Misty: I'm so happy for you guys!

Ash: Alright! Now we have HoneyBlondeshipping!

Azialle: I really wanted to win.

Serena: It was fun!

Azialle: Ugh. You better give me a good gift, Serena.

Serena: I got you this pink bow! I made it myself!

Azialle: Uh...thanks? Umm...I got you this pink dress that I totally didn't design myself.

Serena: You made this yourself?

Azialle: Heck no!

Serena: Thanks, Aze! It's so cute!

Gary: WHERE'S LESTER HOWELL, THOUGH?! Doesn't he have a gift for Serena?

Ash: I guess none.

Bonnie: CLEMONT DOES!

Clemont: Uh...what?

Barry: Come down, Clemont! Show us the present!

Clemont: Um...it's a Chespin macaron bot. It's designed to help you with making macarons!

Serena: Not eating them?

Clemont: Yup!

Serena: Thanks, Clemont! And you know, since you're here, I got you this Luxray glasses holder!

Azialle: *whispers to no one in particular* I would have liked that better.

Gary: Do you have a present for Ash?

Serena: Whoops! I kinda forgot!

Ash: Bruh.

Barry: Next up, we have 5th place. They got 421 points.

Gary: More than blazing it. Anyway, they will receive a pin with their partner's faces on it, an ugly sweater each, 10 packs of hot chocolate, a pair of winter gloves each and blankets!

Ash: We have Nameshipping!

Milani: Hello. Sorry I suck.

Jace: You didn't suck, okay?

Gary: It's okay, Mils! You did better than Drew in the individual standpoint!

Milani: Uh...nice to know.

Jace: You know, I'm just glad that we got to play again and that no one got hurt during Hurdle Dash.

Gary: Anyway, gifts?

Jace: Melanie starts.

Milani: Who?

Jace: Just give me the present already.

Milani: I suck at choosing presents, though. I know I couldn't be trusted to make something handmade, so I kinda bought this one. I designed it, though. It's a superhero mask!

Jace: Milani.

Milani: Yes?

Gary: OH DANG. FEELS.

Jace: Wow, Milani. That's really awesome. Thank you so much.

Gary: YA KNOW HE FEELS THE FEELS WHEN HE CALLS HER MILANI.

Jace: And um...I got this thing...it's a rose quartz bracelet thingy that I assembled myself. Assembling it wasn't much of trouble, honestly. I also baked you pink velvet cake. You could share that to your family on your way home. Good thing you don't live far from here.

Gary: This guy is so extra sometimes.

Jace: Shut up.

Milani: Thanks, Jace!

Gary: I heard them semi-precious rocks have meaning.

Jace: Yo, and we need to announce the top 4!

Ash: Okay. At fourth place, with a score of 431.

Gary: They will receive pins with their partner's face on it, an ugly holiday sweater each, 10 packs of hot chocolate, a pair of gloves each, blankets and snowman plushies.

Misty: We have Ladynoir!

Ladybug: Wow, we still did well even without using the best of our abilities.

Chat Noir: I'm just really glad that I got to work with my Ladybug here even if there's no villain.

Ladybug: Shut up, kitty.

Chat Noir: Anyway...do we also have to hand our gifts now?

Misty: If it's okay with you guys.

Ladybug: I made this Ladybug plushie. It's kinda like the one I...I mean...uh...the one Puppeteer used.

Chat Noir: Awesome! It's a phone charm with a ladybug and a black paw print on it.

Ladybug: Thanks, kitty.

Chat Noir: I have a Ladybug plushie! This is amazing.

Ladybug: Don't make me regret giving you that.

Gary: We only have three teams remaining. Two of them tied for second.

Ash: The second place team got 441 points. First place got 449.

Gary: The bonus points mattered so much.

May: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Gary: Second place will receive the pins with their partner's face on it, ugly holidays sweaters, 10 packs of hot chocolate, pair of gloves, blankets, snowman plushies and Dakimakura pillows of their partner.

Barry: Don't worry. It's not those dirty stuff online.

May: But I already have the Drew one.

Ash: Then you'll have two.

Gary: It's twice the fun!

Misty: Oh gosh.

Gary: First place will receive the pins with their partner's face on it, ugly holiday sweaters, 10 packs of hot chocolate, pair of gloves, blankets, snowman plushies, Dakimakura pillows of their partner and a month supply of ramen.

May: OH MY GOSH.

Misty: Second place, we have Lonashipping and MoltenLavashipping!

Ash: That means...

Barry: CONTESTSHIPPING HAS WON POKEATHLON HUMAN YET AGAIN!

May: RAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!

Gary: Whoa, before we get to May's ramen, let's have Lonashipping on stage first.

Gladion: Well...this was honestly fun.

Moon: YAY! Thanks for having us! Please let us play again next time!

Sun: Vote for SolarEdge next time!

Gladion: So, uh...I got Moon this...uh...it's like a female version of my outfit. Lillie said you wanted it.

Moon: YES! Thank you so much! I made you this poster.

(LET'S PRETEND MOON DREW THIS BY HERSELF)

Misty: Next, let's have MoltenLavashipping

Ember: First off, thank you, Lilly, for allowing me to play. This was super fun.

Brock: I'm really glad that I finally got to play.

Gary: Gifts?

Ember: Um...honestly, I don't know what other functional stuff that you don't already have, so I got you this Berry Ninja toy blade. I know it's nothing special, but I hope you like it. (TrayC_Child_of_Mine, I had to get a random thingy from Inkanni Chronicles xD)

Brock: Ah. I remember playing that game with you! Thanks, Ember! I got you this flame pendant.

Ember: Thanks, Brock! It's gorgeous!

Misty: Yep. I remember Berry Ninja.

Ember: Sorry, Misty!

Gary: And now, we have Contestshipping!

May: RAMEN!

Drew: Well, we did really well.

Gary: May carried the team, tbh.

Ash: Yeah, Drew.

Barry: You're 18th in the individual ranking.

Drew: Oh.

Ash: Milani did better than you.

Gary: Before that, I will give Drew this 5SOP charm.

Drew: Thanks...

May: Okay, I made this one during my free time. Rhinestone art with Roselia's image!

Drew: This one's kinda huge too. This really took time to make. Thanks, May. Anyway, I got you rose scented shampoo, conditioner and hand soap.

Gary: OOOH! The ones made by your mom?

Drew: Oh yeah...and these chopsticks with a rose design. Something to eat your ramen with.

May: OH. MY. GOSH! Thanks, Drew!

Gary: BUT WAIT...we still have the special Pokeshipping gift exchange.

Misty: I got Ash a new fishing rod. I also got him 12 bottles of ketchup.

Ash: For Pikachu.

Misty: Yup.

Ash: And I got Misty this special Ash lure!

Gary: Well...that's so awesome!

Barry: Happy Holidays everyone!

Gary: We'll see you when we see you!

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Good thing I double checked the computations because I made a mistake in the rankings. I fixed it now, so no worries.

And yeeeeah. I have a lot on my plate pretty much the rest of 2017, so I really don't know if I'll be able to publish a new part for this one.

If I do have time for Wattpad, I wanna work on something else for now.

Something that I've hinted at some points in PH2 😋