For the first time, I'm not playing the game they're playing. I just feel like putting whatever, although some numbers will just be random. I'll try to be unbiased.

Of course...something crazy might happen.

Well...I played the Poke Finder part at least.

Enjoy...

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Gary: Hey, guys! Welcome to the next event!

Milani: However, before we proceed to the next event, we actually had another mini-event.

Jace: The competitors plus Barry and Brock went to the Paniola Ranch in Akala Island of the Alola Region.

Drew: Thanks to the help of Rotom Dex, we were able to do a Poke Finder mini-event.

Gary: Basically, they took a picture of the same Eevee. Fun times.

Milani: Anyway, Rotom Dex has sent us the results of the pictures.

Jace: Each team had only one turn to take a picture of the Eevee in Paniola Ranch.

Gary: To get the bonus points for this mini-event, we get the points given by Rotom Dex divided by 1000. And then, we round it off.

Milani: FerrisWheelShipping got 3790, so that gives them 4 bonus points.

Jace: Pokeshipping got 3786, so they also get 4 bonus points.

Gary: Lonashipping got 2983, so they get 3 points.

Drew: Wishfulshipping got 5511, so they get 6 points.

Milani: SketchHowlitShipping got 3733, so they get 4 points.

Jace: PreciousMetalShipping got 3796, so they get 4 points.

Gary: FourthWheelShipping got 5537, so they get 6 points

Drew: SapphirePearlShipping got 3809, so they get 4 points.

Milani: GeekchicShipping got 5038, so they get 5 points.

Jace: NaheleAliShipping got 3779, so that gives them 4 points.

Gary: That's pretty close, honestly.

Drew: They were using Poke Finder Version 4, by the way.

Gary: Elemeno still needs a million more points before getting Version 5.

Drew: Is it worth it? Maybe not.

Milani: Here are now the current standings!

FerrisWheelShipping = 33 points

Pokeshipping = 29 points

LonaShipping = 22 points

Wishfulshipping = 17 points

FourthWheelShipping = 16 points

SketchHowlitShipping = 14 points

PreciousMetalShipping = 14 points

GeekchicShipping = 12 points

SapphirePearlShipping = 11 points

NaheleAliShipping = 10 points

Gary: Well...that broke some of the ties, however, we have more events to go.

Milani: We still don't know when we'll be done here, but we're probably past the halfway mark.

Drew: Anyway, they are back here in the Elemeno Stadium ready for the next event.

Gary: AND FOR THE NEXT EVENT...it's like a homage to the very first games we have played here. We have POKEATHLON HUMAN!!!

Drew: If you guys weren't able to see that from 2 years ago, it's basically the Pokeathlon. However, instead of our Pokemon playing, it's the humans themselves!

Jace: I totally did not hurt my ankle during those times.

Drew: And Contestshipping totally did not win that first game.

Gary: Too bad you lost Elemeno Winter Games. It would have been you out there instead.

Drew: Maybe. But hey, sometimes it's okay to be here on the sideline.

Gary: Yeah...

Jace: Didn't Gary almost get a concussion too?

Gary: Those were the days when Misty's mallet

Milani: Or my mallet

Gary: Yeah...those mallets would always hit me.

Drew: ANYWAY...we will be playing only one event. This isn't really an actual Pokeathlon Human.

(with the players...)

Clemont: Oh great. Not another Pokeathlon Human.

Serena: It's only one event, Clemont.

Clemont: But...we're so behind in the standings. Even Bonnie and Max are beating us!

Serena: We got this, Clemont. I don't know how many events are left, but we can still pull it off.

Kiawe: I WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT.

Mallow: I just hope it's not like the Pancake Race.

Kiawe: Don't remind me.

Mallow: But hey, I'm confident that we can turn things around here!

Ash: Okay...we may not have the lead now, but we can still catch up.

Misty: I agree. Still...I feel like Hilda's pretty athletic.

Ash: So what? So are we!

Misty: You're right.

May: Okay, Dawn. I know I won Pokeathlon Human with Drew, but I know we got this.

Dawn: It's only one event, though. But hey, I think we'll catch up to them!

May: We gotta show that we don't need men to win!

Dawn: Right you are, girl!

Gold: So, Silv. I'm pretty confident about us here. We gotta show our Johto pride!

Silver: Yeah...sure.

Moon: Hmmm...we got this, Gladion. Right? Gladion?

Gladion: Yeah...I don't think this outfit was made for athletics.

Moon: They'll give us proper gear. RELAX.

Gladion: I like my clothes!

Teari: Okay, Tray. We may not be the most athletic team in the world, but I feel like we can compete with them.

Tracey: Yeah...I mean...you're still a bit more athletic than I am. But...I think we can manage.

Hilda: Okay, N. This may not be your cup of tea, but you gotta believe.

N: I believe, Hilda. At least no Pokemon is getting hurt here. Just possibly me.

Max: Hmmm...I'm not so sure about this.

Bonnie: C'mon! We're at least gonna beat Clemont! I mean...Serena's okay, but we can beat Clemont!

Max: Yeah...but I'm not the most athletic guy either.

Bonnie: So what? You're still better than Clemont in these types of things.

Iris: Okay...Cilan, this may not be your thing, but I think we'll manage.

Cilan: You're the most athletic girl I know, Iris. I'm sorry you have to carry most of the weight here, but I promise that I'll still help you the best way I can!

Iris: C'mon, Ci. You can do this.

(back to the main stage)

Drew: Alright, we aren't gonna play the whole Pokeathlon because that would take forever.

Gary: We are gonna play...uh...what are we gonna...this just in...we're playing HURDLE DASH!

Milani: The first event we played in Pokeathlon Human!

Jace: Oh I totally did not hurt my ankle in that event.

Gary: Oh and Jonny totally not being your sub for you didn't hurt your ankles.

Drew: But Jace totally didn't come back like champ and totally did not tell Jonny that he can handle it.

Milani: Totally not spoilers.

Gary: Yo, shoutout to Jonny. I know you live on the other side of the world now, but I hope you're doing fine.

Jace: We totally miss you.

Drew: ANYWAY...

Gary: So for the rules...I whipped out the data from the Pokeathlon Human and I will just say what's written here.

Milani: By data, he meant Book 1.

Gary: All of you will be racing against one another in the track with hurdles coming your way, and you must jump. I think it's that simple.

Drew: Why read even the last sentence?

Gary: Because Cilan said it before. Then Trip enters saying "basic stuff". Where is Trip anyway?

Drew: He's there somewhere.

Gary: Wait...there's more rules. After all of you have crossed the finish line, we will add the time of you and your pair finished.

Drew: I don't think that was Englished properly.

Brock: WHOOPS! (That was two years ago, and I'm too lazy to edit everything at this point.)

Gary: But yeah...the point is, we will sum up their times.

Drew: However, we aren't using the Pokeathlon Formula for this one. We're just gonna base it on time.

Gary: Winner gets 20 points!

Drew: That's gonna be huge, especially for the ones behind.

Milani: And then...for the others, we will just base it from the winner's score.

Jace: Let us now look at the field as our players are ready to go.

Barry: Okay! Let us now prep ourselves! I was the champ of this specific event two years ago, so you better bring it justice!

Brock: Forgot you were actually a player then.

Barry: I'm probably too awesome to compete. Like Paul.

Brock: But wait, we can't fit 20 people here! Or can we? Hmmm.

Barry: Well...thanks to Soft Tickles.

Sophocles: Sophocles.

Barry: Yeah...Soft Tickles.

Sophocles: At least he's using the censored version...ANYWAY...we made it so that we can have 20 runners at a time!

Clemont: That's amazing! But then...I won't be.

Serena: WE. GOT. THIS.

Barry: ANYWAY! Position yourselves and be careful! I'll fine you if you're not being careful!

Brock: On your mark, get set, GO!

Players: *running with Clemont already lagging behind*

Milani: Okay...I like that they are wearing color coded uniforms now.

Gary: Oh true. We don't have team colors this time around.

Drew: Pokeshipping has their usual blue. FerrisWheel is wearing white. NaheleAli is wearing green.

Gary: Green used to be our color.

Drew: SketchHowlit is wearing red. FourthWheel is wearing yellow. Wishful is wearing purple. SapphirePearl is wearing pink. Lona is wearing gray. Geekchic is wearing orange. PreciousMetal is wearing black.

Ash: We're gonna win. We're gonna win!

Kiawe: HIYA! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! *trips on hurdle* I'm fine! I got the fire! *runs faster*

Milani: Man, Kiawe is pumped up right now.

Kiawe: I'M SO PUMPED UP! *jumps flawlessly*

Hilda: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

N: Hmm...ju-*trips on hurdle*

Hilbert: N!!! DON'T HURT YOURSELF!!!

Bianca: He'll be fine, Hilbert.

Misty: Okay, so far so good. *jump*

Tracey: Okay...kinda behind right now, but at least somewhere in the middle.

Teari: Tray's kinda behind, but I think I can catch up to the others. *jumps perfectly*

Jace: So far, Kiawe is leading.

Gold: WE'RE CATCHIN' UP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Gladion: Ugh...I don't like running, but I need to win.

Silver: Can't lose, but I don't like running either.

Clemont: Go Serena! *trips on hurdle*

Serena: I need to catch up to the others.

Iris: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH! *jumps on hurdle*

Drew: Iris is doing well herself.

May: Hmm...I can do well too. You'll see, Drew. I can win without you!

Gary: I wonder if she knows that they're mic'd up.

Drew: Hmm.

Dawn: Let's go. Let's go!

May: I can do this. I can do this. *trips and tries to get up* I...can...do...this.

Dawn: May?

Gary: Ooh...I think May just Jaced it up!

Jace: Is that what you're gonna say?

May: I can do this. *limps*

Drew: Uh...should I...

Milani: I hope May is doing okay. I see our Chansey team is ready.

N: Oh no. Don't worry, I'll help you out.

May: Oh...thanks, N, but you really need to catch up too. Ash and Misty are both ahead, and I think Hilda is barely catching up to them.

N: Yeah, but I don't want to see any competitor in pain.

May: It's fine, N. I don't want Hilda to get mad at you.

Gary: *whispers* Oh my...is another green hair out there to help May?

Dawn: Man, should I run back?

???: Just continue.

Dawn: Uh...

???: Run, Dawn!

Max: Oh no! May! Uh...I'm sorry, Bonnie. I think I'll help out May.

May: Max, just continue running.

Max: Sure?

May: I got this. Don't...uh...

Max: May?

???: Max, just continue! I got May.

Max: Wait...uh...fine. I'm gonna catch up now, Bonnie!

Jace: What the...

Gary: WAIT! Where's Drew?

Milani: It looks like a mysterious character has donned a pink shirt now.

???: Chansey squad, take May. I'll finish the race for her. *gets in the field*

May: No. I'm finishing this race, Drew.

Drew: Then we'll finish this together. Sheesh. *carries May*

May: But I-

Drew: Let's at least beat Clemont, okay.

May: Fine.

Clemont: You're lucky I ship you guys!

Gary: Well, folks. Looks like our very own Drew has decided to take the helm for May.

Milani: Awwww!

Gary: But is that allowed?

Milani: Uh...

Brock: WE'LL LET IT SLIDE!

Barry: Aight.

Brianna: OMG! MR. DREW!!!

Milani: *whispers to Jace and Gary* I was not aware that she was here.

Gary: Same.

Jace: Well, of course she's here since Drew's commentating. Duh, Melanie.

Milani: You duh your face, Facey.

Gary: Ah...I love you two together. ANYWAY...looks like we have someone nearing the finish line...

Kiawe: *crosses finish line* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Milani: And Kiawe finishes first!

Jace: Mallow's not that behind either, so this is looking good for NaheleAliShipping.

Gary: Okay...

(after a while, most players have crossed the finish line already)

Jace: And there's Max who just crossed the finish line. We still have 2 more players left on the field.

Clemont: I'll just walk it out at this point.

Contestshippers and SapphirePearlShippers: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MAY! MAY! MAY! MAY! MAY!

Milani: One last hurdle...

Gary: Jump, Drew, jump!

Drew: *jumps* Man...have you been eating a lot?

May: Uh...

Drew: Hau needs to stop giving us malasadas.

Crowd: MAY! MAY! MAY! MAY!

Drew and May: *crosses finish line*

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Clemont: *crosses finish line* I made it.

Milani: And that's that, folks!

Gary: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

Drew: Okay, now to bring you to the clinic.

Milani: Okay, it looks like Drew and the Chansey Team are now bringing May to the clinic.

Jace: Hopefully, she'll make it in time for the next event.

Gary: Maybe May should sit the next event out. She and Dawn will be too OP.

Jace: It will still be OP if it's Dawn and Drew.

Gary: No, silly. Paul will compete instead.

Milani: ANYWAY...our winners for this event is NaheleAliShipping!!! They get 20 POINTS for this event!

Mallow: Yes!

Kiawe: Finally.

Jace: For NaheleAliShipping, Kiawe, our first placer, finished in 146 seconds. Mallow finished in 199 seconds. A total of 345.

Milani: For Pokeshipping, Misty finished in 192 seconds. Ash finished in 187 seconds. 379 total. They get 14 points for this event.

Jace: For Wishfulshipping, Iris finished in 173 seconds. Cilan finished in 209 seconds. 382 total. They get 13 points for this event.

Gary: For PreciousMetalShipping, Gold finished in 176 seconds. Silver finished in 220 seconds. 396 total. They get 10 points.

Milani: For SketchHowlitShipping, Teari finished in 197 seconds. Tracey finished in 204 seconds. 401 total. They get 9 points.

Gary: For Lonashipping, Moon finished in 198 seconds. Gladion finished in 219 seconds. 417 total. They get 6 points.

Jace: For FerrisWheelShipping, Hilda finished in 193 seconds. N finished in 257 seconds. Total of 450 seconds. They get 4 points.

Milani: For FourthWheelShipping, Bonnie finished in 207 seconds. Max finished in 255 seconds. 462 total. They get 3 points.

Jace: For GeekchicShipping, Serena fininshed in 207 seconds. Clemont finished in 290 seconds. 497 total. They get 2 points

Gary: For SapphirePearlShipping...or...Belleshipping? Hmm...according to the shipping list...SuccubiShipping.

Milani: Just go for SapphirePearl

Gary: Okay...Dawn finished in 223 seconds. May...Drew...Contestshipping finished in 286 seconds. Total of 509 seconds. They get 1 point.

Jace: Here are our updated standings!

Pokeshipping = 43 points

FerrisWheelShipping = 37 points

NaheleAliShipping = 30 points

Wishfulshipping = 30 points

LonaShipping = 28 points

PreciousMetalShipping = 24 points

SketchHowlitShipping = 23 points

FourthWheelShipping = 19 points

GeekchicShipping = 14 points

SapphirePearlShipping = 12 points

Jace: Remember, guys. We still have more events to go. Anything can still happen.

Milani: And of course, we have our mini-games as well that may help the players.

Gary: I heard the next event is gonna be a 30 points event.

Jace: It's not.

Milani: Well...it's up for discussion.

Gary: In the next event, get your fancy butts ready because we're gonna be doing some contests!

Milani: That's right! I know that we felt like it would be unfair, but then you guys want to see it happen anyway!

Gary: This may just be SapphirePearl's chance to catch up to the ranks.

Milani: Yup. Or maybe another black horse might come in?

Jace: Better ready your appeals, guys!

Clefahree: GUYS! MY SEGMENT!!!

Gary: Oh yeah. Here's Clefahree with NaheleAli.

Clefahree: Okay, thanks! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!! I'm here with Mallow and Kiawe. Like wow, Kiawe. You were really fast.

Kiawe: I trained for this moment.

Mallow: At least it wasn't a Pancake Race.

Kiawe: At least it didn't involve me carrying Turtonator.

Clefahree: Your thoughts on the next event?

Mallow: It will be tough for both of us, but we gotta train...or practice.

Kiawe: We've never seen a contest, so it will be tough.

Clefahree: Oh...okay then. Thanks!

Gary: Thanks, Clefahree.

Milani: For May's status for the next event, we will announce it tomorrow.

Jace: I think she should be fine.

Gary: If not, Paul, you better be ready to sub.

Kenny: I can sub!

Gary: Uh...we'll just see what happens next time! I think May can do it!

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Hey...Contestshipping trash Elemeno decides to plug in some Contestshipping in this one.

I don't know why...I just decided to do that. It was random. When I started writing this, I had no intentions of hurting May. I'm sorry, May.

Anyway...stay tuned.