Surprise surprise. This book is temporarily alive.

Because it's for the Pokemon Peeps.

Gary: We are all gathered here today to mourn for our dear, dear, dear friend.

Drew: I don't think this is for mourning.

Gary: Ash's league losing streak, you will be missed.

Tracey: He won the Orange Islands?

Gary: Does not count.

Tracey: Excuse

Gary: 22 long years have passed since our forever 10 protagonist started his Pokemon adventure. And, he has finally won it all in the islands of Alola.

Misty: How about we start with the congratulations now?

Gary: No.

Misty: Ugh. Should I handle this instead?

Gary: No. Anyways, all of Ash's hoes, please line up as we mourn for the loss of his league losing streak.

Misty: Sigh.

May: Who is he calling a hoe?

Ash: Wait, what is going on here?

Misty: Ash!

Everyone except Gary: CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Ash: Thanks, guys!

Delia: Ah! I'm so proud of my son!

Brock: We have a feast just for you!

Ash: Yay! Thanks, everyone!

Gary: Wait...what about the mourning of the losing streak?

Ash: It will not be missed.

Gary: Let's take a walk back to his journeys.

Misty: He's still doing it.

Gary: He started his journey in the Kanto region when he tried to get on the same level as his awesome af rival, Gary Oak.

Misty: Ash was in the Top 16 of the Indigo League. You were at the top 32.

Gary: He somehow won the Orange Island championships, but does that really count?

Tracey: It does!

Gary: And then, he rekindles the rivalry with the awesomest person in the world, Gary Oak, as he tried to get on his level again.

Misty: He beat you in the Johto League!

Gary: And then, his rival found a new passion. Hence, Ash was forced not to get on someone's level.

Brock: Uh...

Gary: He then went to Hoenn, the homeland of the guy who whooped his ass in the Johto League.

May: Could you not sentence it like that?

Gary: He didn't really have a major rival there. I guess May's adventure was more relevant since she was the one got one.

Drew: Hallo.

Harley: Excuse

Gary: Okay. She got two. Even better.

Drew: Dude.

Gary: But of course, Ash was stuck in the Top 8 because he lost to...uh...? Oh! Tyson! The guy with the Meowth in boots. Somehow lost to that.

May: Well...at least he was in the Top 8?

Max: Big achievement for someone like Ash. Wait...we can't make jokes like that anymore. My life will never be the same.

Gary: And then...Sinnoh. He met another rival. I mean, the old one is still much better.

Paul: Shut up.

Barry: I'm also a rival, btw!

Gary: After whooping Paul's ass in Sinnoh, he ended up in the top 4 after getting his own ass whooped by this Tobias guy.

Dawn: He had a Darkrai!

Brock: And Ash managed to beat the Darkrai! No one else has!

Dawn: And he had a Latios to go with it!

Gary: Well, legendary Pokemon aren't excuses if you are a super duper awesome trainer. Anyways, after that, he somehow got back down to top 8 in Unova where he lost to this Cameron kid.

Cilan: I think Ash still did his best.

Gary: After all what happened in Sinnoh, Ash got his ass whooped by a level 5 Snivy.

Trip: He's not wrong.

Iris: Gary, please reword what you're saying.

Cilan: This is a family friendly channel, man!

Gary: And then Kalos happened. Uh...he had some special Greninja that he separated with anyways. Wtf dude. And then, he lost to Alain in the Kalos League.

Serena: He made it to the finals!

Clemont: Maybe it was a sign after all?

Bonnie: Ash fought well!

Gary: And Alola happened. Like, I thought he was going to school, but then there's suddenly a league. Idk. Uhhh...he beat some edgy boy.

Gladion: Yo.

Mallow: Gladion had a Silvally too!

Gary: So yeah. We mourn for the loss of the "Ash is a loser" movement.

Ash: That's a movement?

Gary: The movement that I myself started. With that...

Everyone: Congratulations, Ash!

Gary: We're finally gonna see new people in the anime.

May: Or...not?

Gary: Idk anymore. I'm just sad I can't do "Ash is a loser" jokes anymore.

Misty: Let's celebrate!

Brock: Let's all sing together!

Everyone: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

Gary: Wait a minute. Ash hasn't caught them all yet.

Ash: wut

Gary: YOU'RE STILL A LOSER

Ash: NO U

Gary: I HAVE MORE ENTRIES IN MY POKEDEX, LOSER! "Ash is a loser" movement, you can resurrect!

Misty: The losing streak is dead, though.

Gary: F