Yeet Skeet I'm on Fleek (Stupidest, Longest, Most Annoying Chapter)
Warning: As mentioned in the title, this chapter will be the longest, stupidest and probably the most annoying chapter you have ever seen in Stuck with them Pokemon Peeps history.
This is a result of de-stressing because haha life.
I won't be surprised if you skipped this chapter. I won't be surprised if you stopped a quarter-way through. Honestly, I'd be more surprised if you read the whole damn thing word for word in one sitting.
This is 8K+ words and 26 pages in Google Docs with default settings. Enjoy.
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Elemeno: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Adrien: Mom, is it okay if Marinette goes to my next photoshoot?
Elemeno: Sure, hon.
May: I'd love for Marinette to go there!
Jace: Why does Adrien have a lot of moms now?
Milani: Everyone in the fandom is an Adrimom.
Elemeno: TEAM ADRIMOMZ!
Adrien: Cool.
Jace: Hey, Adrimomz. I thought Gary and Paul were gonna do another idol dance.
Elemeno: They are.
Adrien: Yay!
Elemeno: Except I'm not sure what song.
Milani: I know who can help us!
Jace: I heard they set up an office here at the house of Elemeno, so let's pay them a visit.
Milani: I'll chase you there, Facey! *tries to run*
Jace: No way, Melanie. You're a Slowpoke!
Milani: Well, maybe Melanie is, but not Milani! AH! *trips*
Jace: *helps Mils up yo* Just don't rush next time, okay. We don't want you breaking your bones.
Milani: Yeah, yeah.
May: MAH SHIP
Adrien: Mom May's SHIP
Elemeno: S H I P
Adrien: Elemomno's S H I P
And so, Milani and Jace paid a visit to the new office that opened in the House of Elemeno...
Jace: *knocks*
Milani: Do you wanna build-
Jace: It's June, Melanie.
Milani: Whatever. Do you wanna build a snowman? C'mon, let's go and play. I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away. We used to be best buddies, and now we're not. I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to a snowman.
???: Come in!
Jace: They were supposed to say, "Go away, Anna!"
Milani: Oh! Hello, is the Sket-Dan open for requests right now?
Bossun: Ah! Milani and Jace! Come in!
Himeko: So, how can the Sket-Dan assist the two of you today?
Switch: OH! THE NAMESHIP! MY SHIP.
Jace: Cool.
Switch: I WANT TO BE JACE'S BEST MAN.
Bossun: Wait, do you need help choosing who your Best Man is gonna be?
Jace: Wait no-
Himeko: Wait...no, if you were asking for our help for your proposal, you wouldn't even bring Milani with you.
Milani: WAIT!
Switch: I AM GONNA BE JACE'S BEST MAN!
Jace: Okay, okay, okay. The thing is, Gary and Paul lost the Finals bet this year.
Bossun: Didn't they already do their punishment?
Himeko: The one where they did the Kyoukai no Kanata idol dance! The Future Star!
Bossun: Oh! Yakusoku no Kizuna!
Milani: That was technically for last year.
Jace: Now we need them to perform an idol dance again this year, but we don't know which one.
Switch: OH! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS A JOB FOR ME!
Bossun: Maybe we could ask Momoka's help.
Himeko: Oh yeah! If she has time, maybe she can help with the choreography as well!
Milani: Well, Momoka usually is so busy.
Switch: SHE HAS TAPING FOR YANKEE DETECTIVE RIGHT NOW, SO WE SHOULDN'T BOTHER HER.
Jace: Hmm...then what else?
Switch: HO! I KNOW EXACTLY THE SONG THEY WILL BE PERFORMING. HOWEVER, THEY WILL NEED A THIRD PERSON!
Himeko: Bossun~
Bossun: AHHH! NO!
Himeko: Hahahaha! Bossun wearing an idol outfit! That would be hilarious!
Bossun: How come I have to be the one who has to do it?
Himeko: Well, Switch suggested the song, so you have no choice. I'm not doing it, okay.
Milani: Don't worry, Bossun! If you don't wanna do it, we won't force you!
Jace: We'll have Barry do it.
Bossun: Ah! Okay then. We'll prepare the choreography for the performance, so you just make sure to bring the three of them here! I heard Dawn would be willing to make their outfits.
Milani: Alright!
Jace: Thanks, Sket-Dan!
And so...Milani and Jace left the Sket-Dan office, and they returned to the Elemeno throne room to report to Elemeno.
Meanwhile...back with Elemeno
Elemeno: Wow I should make a house plan for this House of Elemeno because I apparently now have a throne room. Good job, me. Is this what stress is doing to you?
Adrien: It's okay, Elemomno.
Elemeno: Liek, wow, Elemeno, you are so stressed! How about a throne as an upgrade for your tiny old space.
May: Yep. Back in the day, the whole thing was done in your basement.
Elemeno: ...we never had a basement. Our house is not big enough to have basements, okay. We have a tiny home. I just want to have a big castle in my pretend world.
Drew: Don't worry, fam. Your OTP is here for you.
Elemeno: Thanks, Adrien and Marinette.
Marinette: Uh--
Drew: BITCH WHAT?!
May: Andrew Benson Chase Derek Elliot Felipe Garrett Harry Ildefonso Jose Karrot Luke Mitchimike Nathan Ophelio Patrick Quentin Raoul Sanderson Tito Ulysses Vinivinivini Waddles Xerox Yathaniel Zero HAYDEN! Don't say such words in front of our son!
Drew: I just feel so offended.
May: We just have to pass the torch to our son and our daughter-in-law.
Marinette: Daughter-in-law?
Adrien: But, Mom May! Marinette is-
May: Now your fiancee. Congratulations.
Marinette: blush blush
Adrien: Um-
May: LUKA!!!
*delelelelewhoooooooooooooooooooooooop*
May: Uh?
Elemeno: He only responds to my calls!
May: So, uh, could you call him?
Elemeno: LUKA!!!
Luka: Yes, Elemeno?
Elemeno: May wants to talk to you.
May: Marinette and Adrien are now engaged, so you are not allowed to interfere with their relationship.
Luka: Okay.
Elemeno: That was easy.
May: Oh, and that also goes to anyone who is crushing on Adrien or Marinette.
Helena: HELLO?! Did I hear that Marinette and Adrien are now engaged?
Julianne: Congratulations!
Marvin: I thought they're only 14.
Marinette: No! Wait!
May: Yes, they are engaged now, but they won't marry until they have finished their studies.
Drew: We need to prioritize our children's education.
Adrien: Uh...
May: Yes, we shall not let be like certain kids who stop going to school to travel the region at the age of 10!
Elemeno: That's nearly everyone in the Pokemon World.
Drew: See, we don't want our children to make the same mistakes we did.
Helena: Wait, so May and Drew announced Marinette and Adrien's engagement?
Drew: Yes.
Julianne: Cool.
Marvin: ...they're only 14.
Drew: They will prioritize school, son. Don't worry.
Luka: Yeah, I'm just going to play my guitar now. Helena, do you wanna come?
Helena: ...are you gonna make me play piano again?
Luka: If Kousei can be convinced to play again, I'm sure you can too!
Helena: SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT, BUBBLEGUM BLUE! *run run*
Luka: Helena, please! If Adrien's getting married, I'll need a keyboardist!
Julianne: Um...
Marvin: Wait, is Miss Helena not telling us anything?
May: Looks like Luka is going after Helena now that Marinette is engaged to our Adrien.
Luka: WAIT-
Julianne: GASP!
Luka: Yeah, I need to run after that emo girl now. SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT!
Meanwhile...back with Milani and Jace...
Milani: Facey, do you really think Barry would be okay being the third member of the idol group?
Jace: He's gonna be with Paul. It's gonna be a good time for him.
Helena: GUYS! HELP!
Milani: Go to the Sket-Dan.
Luka: Helena!
Jace: Well, what happened? Aren't you usually the one who is chasing and tying people up?
Helena: You're right.
Luka: Helena, please consider.
Helena: I have...uh...I CAN'T DO IT! ELEMENO, WHY HAVE YOU SUPPRESSED MY POWERS?! I'll just go to the Sket-Dan, and don't you dare follow me, you stalker! *run run*
Luka: Oh wow, now I'm a stalker. Never mind.
Milani: Wait, so am I supposed to ship the two of you now?
Adrien: Up to you.
Milani: YEET SKEET
Jace: I'M ON FLEEK
Milani: I said YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK
Luka: Wait, what?
Jace: Sing it with us!
Adrien: What in the-
Milani and Jace: YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK, I SAID YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK!
Adrien: Anyway...uh...Elemomno has been waiting for the two of you.
Milani and Jace: YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK. I SAID YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK! *yeet skeets outta there*
Adrien: Uh...I wonder what's going on.
Luka: I don't know. I guess I'll go back to the basement now.
Adrien: Basement?
Luka: I just chill there whenever Helena has no one tied up.
Adrien: ...wow.
Luka: Congrats on your engagement, Adrien! *bye bye*
Adrien: Well...almost everyone is acting strange, Plagg.
Plagg: You've been here for a while now. You already know that all these people are crazy.
Adrien: Oh no! Maybe there's a villain making them act even weirder than usual!
Plagg: I don't think that's the case.
Adrien: But still...it's better to survey the area.
Plagg: Sure, Adrien. Get me my cheese.
Cilan: Camembert, Sir Plagg?
Plagg: Ah, thank you, Cilantro!
Adrien: Uh...are you sure you're okay with him knowing about you?
Plagg: Eh. For as long as I get my cheese.
Adrien: Well then
Plagg: Welp
Adrien: Plagg, claws out!
Meanwhile, Marinette also left the Elemeno Throne Room and went to some random corridor.
Marinette: Tikki, everyone is acting strange here. Why is everyone suddenly Adrien's mom?
Tikki: I think just Elemeno and May.
Marinette: But still, May and Drew suddenly forcing an engagement between me and Adrien? I mean, don't get me wrong, that would be great, but now's really not the right time.
Tikki: Yep!
Marinette: Still, I'm not really sure what's going on, so I better investigate.
Tikki: Marinette won't, but Ladybug sure will!
Marinette: Tikki, spots on!
Now, back in the Elemeno Throne Room, Milani and Jace have arrived and have reported what they have discussed with the Sket-Dan.
Elemeno: So you think Barry would fit as a third member?
May: He's gonna fine you.
Drew: Like a million Pokedollars.
May: In 3
Drew: 2
May: 1
Drew: PAY UP!
Milani: But he's gonna be with Paul.
Jace: Yay happy peppy Barry!
Drew: As he readies his syringe to scare you.
Chat Noir: Hey everyone. Don't mind me. Just doing my rounds in this obviously normal place.
Elemeno: Have fun, son!
May: So proud of you!
Chat Noir: Uh, what do you mean? I'm Chat Noir! Meow meow.
Ladybug: Well, looks like I'm not the only one wanting to investigate this seemingly normal place, kitty.
Chat Noir: Great minds do think alike, milady. And well, our hearts are in sync.
May: Ah just get married already.
Marvin: They look like they're only 14.
Julianne: You can tell that with their masks?
Drew: You two are still here?
Julianne: Miss Helena ran and didn't tell us what to do next.
Marvin: Oh no! What if Miss Helena gets akumatized?
May: Oh no indeed.
Drew: I'm bored.
May: Let's go to our room~
Elemeno: Gasp! Not in front of the children!
Drew: We're just gonna have a tea party with Max's dolls.
Elemeno: Uhh
May and Drew: Bai
Teari: Hey guys!
Milani: Teari!
Chat Noir: What's howlin'?
Ladybug: Oh brother. Um, Chat, let's just investigate somewhere else, okay.
Chat Noir: Sure, Bugaboo.
Ladybug: I already told you not to call me Bugaboo.
Teari: Tracey wants to have an artist talk about awesome art because art is awesome.
Elemeno: Wow.
Milani: Yeet
Jace: skeet
Milani: I'm
Jace: on
Milani and Jace: fleek
Julianne: Art?!
Teari: Yah. Just fun art discussion of fun art. Maybe some drawing sharings. He even mentioned journals about arts.
Elemeno: Wait...he does journal reading for fun?!
Teari: For fun art discussions.
Julianne: I'm in!
Teari: Cool! I also got Nathaniel-
Julianne: Nath~ *yeet skeets out*
Marvin: Wow.
Elemeno: BARRY!
Barry: Wow, I'm not Luka who just automatically appears upon calling.
Elemeno: ...but you still automatically appeared upon calling.
Barry: I was passing by. By the way, I saw Ladybug and Chat Noir a while ago. I SAW SUPERHEROES!!! COOL!
Elemeno: Good for you, Benson.
Barry: Benson?!
Elemeno: Barry, Milani and Jace said that you will accompany Paul and Gary for their punishment since they need a third member.
Barry: HEY!
Milani: You get to wear cute outfits.
Jace: You get to perform with Paul.
Barry: Well, GARY IS IN THE PICTURE TOO!
Jace: Sheesh, I guess you really aren't okay with it.
Barry: Will it make Paul happy?
Milani: When is Paul ever happy?
Jace: When he watches My Little Pony.
Milani: Besides that.
Barry: I don't know.
Jace: We'll need other options.
Milani: Wait...you do it!
Jace: Melanie, that is a crazy idea.
Milani: You'll look amazing with your idol outfit.
Jace: Milani.
Milani: Fine. You don't have to.
Barry: Why?
Milani: Because he called me Milani.
Barry: Everyone does...well...mostly everyone.
Milani: It's special when Jace says it.
Jace: Hi, I'm Jace, and Milani loves it when I say her name correctly.
Milani: OMG! More!
Jace: Milani
Milani: Ah! Love it!
Barry: Yeah, you two obviously don't need my truth serum. I'm outie. I still need to fine a few kids.
Wait...what happened with Helena's visit to the Sket-Dan?
Bossun: So, first, you lost your powers?
Himeko: Are you also a Miraculous holder, Helena?
Switch: MIRACULOUS. SIMPLY THE BEST.
Helena: No, I don't have a Miraculous. I'm talking about my rope and duct tape. The rope is the source of my power.
Himeko: Maybe you left it at the basement.
Bossun: Tsubaki might have taken it.
Helena: He did wanna confiscate it last time. Whatever.
Bossun: You also said that Luka wants you to play piano again.
Himeko: You know, I'm pretty sure he has a good reason for that.
Helena: Maybe.
Roman: Hey, readers! This is where Elemeno puts some of her headcanons based on her scrapped fanfic idea. These do not reflect what may or may not happen in the show.
Himeko: Was that Roman?
Roman: Just dropping by to say hi to my Prince! Teehee.
Bossun: Anyway, Helena, what were you going to say?
Helena: See, Luka and I used to play music a lot. It's just...life changing things happened, and I lost the motivation to play.
Himeko: I see. You know, you have to understand why he wants you to go back to music. It was fun for both of you.
Helena: I just...yes, it was fun times.
Bossun: And you know, if he really cares for you, he'd understand the situation you're in.
Switch: *quietly plays some otome*
Helena: I guess I'll talk with him then. But first, my powers.
Bossun: Couldn't you just buy new rope and duct tape?
Helena: The duct tape, yes, but the rope is special.
Bossun: What's so special about rope?
Himeko: I feel you, Helena. We'll look for that rope!
Bossun: But we need to prepare for the choreography thing!
Himeko: Switch could handle that part! We can help Helena!
Helena: Thank you so much, Himeko!
Meanwhile...uh...May and Drew had a tea party with Max's dolls?
May: How many cubes of sugar would you like on your tea, Max?
Max doll controlled by Max: Ew, get that refined sugar away from me. Do you have some Turbinado sugar?
May: Wut
Max doll controlled by Max: Andrew Benson Chase Derek Elliot Felipe Garrett Harry Ildefonso Jose Karrot Luke Mitchimike Nathan Ophelio Patrick Quentin Raoul Sanderson Tito Ulysses Vinivinivini Waddles Xerox Yathaniel Zero Hayden, do you have any other sweetener that isn't artificial or refined?
Drew Dakimakura controlled by Drew: Oh dear, I'm out of honey. I'm sorry.
Max doll controlled by Max: Oh no, have the Combee rebelled against humans? Are they going to stop making honey for our consumption?
Drew Dakimakura controlled by Drew: What is this? The Bee Movie?
May: Elemeno, go to the next scene, please!
Due to May's request, we will now see what is happening with Ladybug and Chat Noir.
Ladybug: There's gotta be an akumatized villains here somewhere.
Chat Noir: Where are you, villain?
Ladybug: Don't you want to take our Miraculouses?
Chat Noir: I mean, we're not giving them to you, but Hawk Moth is gonna ask you, right?
Uh...well. Spoilers, no one got akumatized.
Now...who else? Oh...Tracey's art thing.
Tracey: Now, I will share to you this article about the beneficial effects of using Bluk berries as ink instead of the usual. This was a study conducted in the Berry House in the Alola region by Team Delibird.
Julianne: Uh...
Nathaniel: Wait, Jules, there are no Bluk berries in fictional Paris.
Julianne: I know right.
Tracey: There's a Berry Farm near Camphrier Town, I believe. The one near the Day Care and Battle Maison. You know, near the grass where Elemeno tried to Poke Radar for shiny Roselia and failed.
Julianne: i sleep
Nathaniel: same
Tracey: Well...you know, we'll skip the journal reading. We'll just test the product.
Julianne: Yeet skeet I'm on fleek!
Nathaniel: It doesn't really work. It stains the paper, but it leaves a wet mark.
Tracey: That is what they mentioned in their conclusions.
Teari: Why did we do this again?
Tracey: ART APPRECIATION
Uh...I guess now we go back to Elemeno? Or not.
Ash: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Misty: Ash, why are you suddenly singing?
Ash: Maybe if I do something silly, I'll get more exposure.
Misty: Wut
Ash: I haven't done anything in this chapter, okay? I'm not involved in these shenanigans.
Misty: Uh...
Ash: I'm the main character, Misty!
Misty: sigh
Red: ...
Ash: Misty, I just want to be involved with the fun stuff!
Misty: Mallet Time! I need you to calm down before you get akumatized.
And so, Misty hits Ash with a mallet. Actually, he wasn't hit. For some reason, Ash already dropped when Misty said "mallet time".
And now, back with Elemeno...
Max doll controlled by Max: Elemeno, do you have some honey? Or have the Combee really stopped making honey?
Elemeno: We have a few bottles of honey here, so have fun!
Max doll controlled by Max: Thank you so much! Now my tea will taste amazingly!
Milani: Uh...Elemeno? About the third member...who do you suggest?
Helena: I'm back!
Jace: Helena, just tie up and get Barry to do this so we can get it over with.
Helena: I don't know where my rope went.
Milani: Basement?
Helena: I'll look for it elsewhere.
Elemeno: LUKA!!!
Luka: Yes?
Milani: Have you seen Helena's rope and duct tape?
Luka: Sorry, I haven't.
Jace: You didn't find it in the basement?
Luka: Nope. I thought Helena would also have it with her. But then, she didn't have them a while ago.
Milani: We still need to look for our third dancer.
Jace: Okay, Melanie and I-
Milani: MILANI
Jace: Moolani and I will look for Helena's stuff. Luka, you go with Gary and Paul and go to the Sket-Dan Office.
Helena: Switch is waiting there. Bossun and Himeko are looking for my rope.
Luka: Hold on, I'm not doing the idol dance.
Milani: You were in the Miraculous music video. You'll be fine.
Luka: I'm not going to the Sket-Dan office. Elemeno, may I go back to the basement? I'll double-check just in case Helena's rope is there, and I just didn't see it a while ago.
Elemeno: K.
And so...the group now searches for freaking rope because...why not?
Huh...maybe you're wondering what happened with the art group?
Wait...they're all napping? Why? Idk. Tracey said so.
Tracey: AHHHHHH
Teari: Tray, what happened? Bad dream?
Tracey: I had this dream where I was a wearing a black and white idol outfit. And then, a bunch fangirls were chasing after me.
Teari: Tracey.
Tracey: Yes?
Teari: A lot of people think you're the most irrelevant travelling companion. Would you really have that many fangirls?
Tracey: Teari! That's so mean!
Bossun: Hey, art people. Have you guys seen Helena's rope and duct tape?
Tracey: Uh...nope.
Julianne: AHHHHHHH!!!! Miss Helena lost her rope and duct tape? How is she? Is she okay?
Himeko: Tracey, you were talking about wearing an idol outfit?
Tracey: From a dream.
Himeko: We'll make that dream a reality.
Teari: Go for it, Tray.
Tracey: See ya, art homies!
And so, Tracey gleefully went to the Sket-Dan Office where Switch, Gary and Paul were already waiting.
Gary: Hi.
Damn it, Gary, you weren't supposed to have a line in this gosh darn chapter until the idol dance.
Gary: GAHHHHH
Anyway, how about the Bug and Cat team?
Chat Noir: I still haven't seen an akumatized villain here.
Ladybug: Don't tell me that the things happening in the House of Elemeno today isn't really an akuma's doing.
Alya: Ladybug!
Nino: Chat Noir!
Chat Noir: Ah, the Ladyblogger! So is this gentleman the Noirblogger?
Ladybug: Oh brother.
Nino: Uh...not really, but sure?
Helena: Ladybug! Chat Noir! Have you seen my rope?
Ladybug: Uh...if you wanna tie up someone, I can do it with my yo-yo.
Helena: But the rope is special.
Chat Noir: Don't worry. We'll look-
Sasuke: Hey!
Helena: TSUBAKI SASUKE, DID YOU-
Sasuke: There is no one in this scene who is considered as a "Pokémon Peep". It is not allowable in the Elemeno rules.
Ladybug: Wut
Sasuke: Even though the book is now multifandom, there should still be Pokémon Peeps in every scene to make sure that we, the non-Pokémon Peeps, are seen to be stuck with them Pokémon Peeps.
Helena: Don't I count? I am an OC. Milani and Jace can do scenes on their own.
Sasuke: Milani and Jace are classified as Pokémon OCs. You, together with Julianne and Marvin, are classified as Miraculous OCs.
Helena: WELL. Where's my gosh darn rope then?
Sasuke: Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Helena: Ya sure?
Sasuke: Yes, I'm sure.
Ladybug: Don't worry, Helena. We'll help you look for it.
And so, more people started to look for the rope. Meanwhile, in the Sket-Dan office.
Switch: GARY, THAT WAS SLOPPY.
Gary: Sorry.
Switch: WHY DID WE DO THIS AGAIN?!
Paul: Let's just get this over with.
Himeko: Man, looking for Helena's rope is hard.
Gary: Oh, I borrowed it. I needed it just in case Paul refused.
Paul: I didn't, so there was no reason for you to borrow it.
Himeko: ...so you had it all this time.
Gary: Ya would have known earlier if only Elemeno gave me more screen time!
Himeko: You could have asked Helena's permission or asked her to tie Paul up just in case.
Gary: Helena is mean to me. She always says that Luka is a better guitarist than me.
Himeko: Because he is?
Switch: YUP. HE IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOU SINCE HE ACTUALLY CAN. UNLIKE YOU WHO JUST GOT FANFIC POWER-UPS.
Gary: Weeeeeee
Milani: Sket-Dan!
Himeko: Mils, we found the rope!
Switch: GARY HAD IT. GARY HAD IT.
Milani: Dude.
Jace: You are so dead, Gary.
Helena: Well, at least it's still in a good condition.
Milani: Whoa, how did you get here?
Helena: Just passing by.
Jace: So, what will you do to Gary?
Helena: Eh. Nothing. Now to lock these guys up in the basement. I have a new treasure box that will be the home of my rope.
Milani: Dope.
Gary: She's surprisingly chill today.
Bossun: WAIT! WHY DON'T I HAVE LINES FOR THIS SCENE? I'M HERE!
Himeko: Bossun, you're not the main character for this book, ya know.
Bossun: Yes, but I'm still the leader of the Sket-Dan.
Jace: Wait, Gary, how did you get the rope without Helena noticing?
Gary: I learned a technique from Drew.
Milani: What kind of technique?
Gary: Ya know, the one he uses to steal your bass.
Jace: Oh.
Milani: And why is Tracey here?
Tracey: I is Tray Tray.
Gary: He's our third member.
Milani: Cool.
Jace: Yeet skeet
Milani: I'm on fleek
And so, the case of the missing rope is closed. However, there's still the punishment. Oh, they still need to rehearse.
A time skip would usually be placed here, but let's add more unimportant scenes to pass the time.
Why? Because I'm trash.
Hawk Moth: Wow, why is no one sad enough to be akumatized in this House of Elemeno?
Lol well there Hawk Moth screen time. Who else wants screen time?
Pierre: Hi, my name is Pierre, and I believe that I am an unused OC. Well actually, Elemeno doesn't remember if I was ever revealed in a published book or not. Anyway, I was supposed to be in the scrapped fanfic idea, Milani Matchmaker where Milani and I are workmates at a matchmaking company.
Natasha: Hey y'all. I'm Natasha. Also an unused OC, but Elemeno has created an avatar of me.

Pierre: Actually, me too.

Natasha: Anyway, I was meant to be in the scrapped fanfic idea called Chasing Dreams. I am the roommate of Misty, Leaf and Milani.
And there, you have met the unused Pokémon OCs.
Now back to uh...idk? Let's see what shaking with May and Drew.
May: Ah, this tea with honey is truly divine.
Drew Dakimakura controlled by Drew: Thank goodness Elemeno has a lot of honey.
Max doll controlled by Max: Indubitably.
May: Wut
Drew Dakimakura controlled by Drew: Oof why is it so hot?
Max doll controlled by Max: Oh Andrew Benson Chase Derek Elliot Felipe Garrett Harry Ildefonso Jose Karrot Luke Mitchimike Nathan Ophelio Patrick Quentin Raoul Sanderson Tito Ulysses Vinivinivini Waddles Xerox Yathaniel Zero Hayden, you are so clumsy, and I never liked you.
May: Gasp!
Drew: Ouch, I think I got burned over that spilled tea.
Max doll controlled by Max: Well, I really did spill that tea. Good riddance. I have a date with a lovely Kalosian lady.
May: Tell Bonnie I said hi!
Dedenne: HEY MAX.
Max: Oh no.
Dedenne: So you playing tea party with a doll, your sister and your brother-in-law without inviting Bon-bon? You monster.
Max: Look, Dedenne-
Dedenne: I got my eyes on you, mister. You better be seeing Bonnie and only Bonnie.
Max: Don't worry, you tiny rat.
Dedenne: The name's not rat.
Max: It's Dedenne, bitch. I know.
May: LANGUAGE!!!
Dedenne: Hush hush, missy. I don't give a shit about clean language.
May: Gasp! Think about the children!
Dedenne: Shrug shrug. Let's go, Maximoo.
Max: Bai. Don't do the nasty while I'm gone. *gone gone with Dedenne*
Drew Dakimakura controlled by Drew: May, what do you wanna do?
Max doll controlled by May: May is so smart, and she is so much better than me.
Drew: You're having fun.
Max doll controlled by May: And I loooooove dolls. I think they're cute.
Drew: Ooookay.
Max doll controlled by May: And I love Bonnie so much, but Dedenne would sometimes get in the way. Dedenne can be adorable sometimes, but he can be such a meanie. Like-
Drew: Alrighty then.
So while May is having too much fun playing with the Max doll, let's look for another group. Oh? There's Ladybug and Chat Noir again?
Chat Noir: So-
Hawk Moth: Give me your Miraculous!
Ladybug: Hawk Moth! You give us your Miraculous!
Chat Noir: So, is this the final showdown?
Sasuke: Sorry, Mister Moth, but you have no permit to be in this establishment. I might have to ask you to leave.
Hawk Moth: I'll pay you 50 euros.
Sasuke: How many is that in yen...oh...that's quite a lot, but I can't be persuaded by money.
Hawk Moth: Fine. I'll leave you to for now, but I will come back soon.
Chat Noir: So uh...I guess there's no akuma on the loose?
Ladybug: Might as well detransform.
Chat Noir: But Bugaboo! I wanna talk with you more!
Ladybug: Fine.
Chat Noir: Yay!
Sasuke: Oh no! There are no Pokémon Peeps in this scene again!
Mimori: I'll pay the Pokémon Peeps to show up in this scene!
Barry: ME! I LOVE MONEY MORE THAN I LOVE PAUL.
Dawn: So you are in love with Paul.
Kenny: GO BARRY.
Zoey: We'll ship you with Paul, Barry!
Conway: ColdCoffeeshipping!
Dawn: Wow I thought you were my cheer squad.
Zoey: But we don't like Paul.
Kenny: We love you, Dawn!
Conway: Dawn is our queen!
Huh...so the Cheer Squad makes a short appearance.
Ash: I just woke up.
Misty: Mallet time.
Well, let's see what the Nameship is up to this time.
Milani and Jace: YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK. I SAID YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK.
Never mind...
Uh...oh...how about Helena? She should be at the basement.
Helena: Honey, this is your new home.
Luka: Your rope has a home now.
Helena: So no one will separate us again.
Luka: Look, about a while ago, I'm sorry. I guess I was being kinda pushy.
Helena: I understand, bubblegum. Playing together was really fun, but it's just hard for me.
Luka: Hey, if you're ready to play, I'm here to accompany you.
Helena: So long and good night.
Luka: You're leaving?
Helena: You're not? Do you live in this basement?
Luka: It's the most convenient place to be in just in case Elemeno needs to call me.
Helena: Aight. I'll look for my children now.
Luka: Jules and Marv?
Helena: Yep. Those two must be worried. Adios!
Sooo...there's that. Haaaaaa.
Elemeno: Wow. Who else wants to talk today?
Elemeno's Eevee: ELEMENO I WANNA EVOLVE.
Elemeno: No.
Elemeno's Jolteon: Haaa loser I sleep.
Elemeno's Eevee: I is sad.
Elemeno's Rowlet: Birb birb I'mma birb.
Elemeno's Pichu: Pichu pichu pichu pichu pichu
Hawk: Elemeno, you're old enough to drink. Want some Boar Hut ale?
Elemeno: No thanks. I don't drink.
Hawk: Captain of the order of scraps disposal is out!
Elemeno: Kids, don't drink alcohol until you are in your country's legal drinking age. And if you are old enough, drink in moderation and NEVER drink them while taking medications.
Elemeno's Rowlet: Birb
Elemeno's Eevee: BIRB
So uh...the guys are still not prepared, so what bullshit are we doing next?
May: OMG LANGUAGE, NARRATOR.
Elemeno: I'm the freaking narrator, though.
May: So?
Elemeno: Damn it
May: Elemeno, how are you supposed to be an example to Adrien and all your younger readers if you're using such dirty language? See, this is why I should be Adrimom number one.
Elemeno: Do you not remember my contributions to the Contestshipping community?
May: Uh...
Elemeno: Well, I don't know if I made that big of a contribution, but you know damn well I did something.
May: Uh...and how does that-
Elemeno: Wait, why do you have the audacity to argue with me?
May: Sigh. I'm sorry, Elemeno. That was so foolish of me.
Drew: May! This is where you went.
May: Elemeno triggered me.
Elemeno: But I reminded her of my contributions to the Contestshipping community.
Drew: Name one of your contributions to the Contestshipping community.
Elemeno: You two, kiss now.
Drew and May: kiss kiss
Elemeno: This is my contribution to the Contestshipping community.
Okay, so what is now happening with the art group? Uh...now that Tracey is like with the idol group now.
Teari: I'm now the leader of the art group.
Julianne: Teari, what art will you share to us?
Teari: Well, I don't have any.
Nathaniel: Did Tracey leave this notebook?
Teari: That's not Tracey's.
Julianne: Wait...there's some tablet here. You Can Think! Pad?
Teari: Uh...math.
Julianne: Wait...that's Baldi.
Nathaniel: 0+ 5 = ?
Julianne: 5
Teari: 2+ 3 = ?
Julianne: 5
Nathaniel: Uh...
Teari: Uh....
Julianne: Did Monika write this?
Nathaniel: I don't think so.
Teari: Let's just answer 5. Oh...that was wrong.
???: Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks (not really because they only saw one)! Now all you have to do is...GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
*room turns red*
Julianne: RUN.
Nathaniel: Uh...how did we end up like this?
Teari: Open the door!
Baldi: *ruler smack*
Julianne: Oh no! It's Baldi!
Nathaniel: Let's hide in the room over there.
Teari: There's a giant broom here!
Gotta Sweep: GOTTA SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP
Teari: Uh...
Julianne: Let's go somewhere else.
Teari: Over there! An exit!
Nathaniel: Wait...what? The exit turned into bricks!
Julianne: Uhh...
Baldi: *ruler smack*
Nathaniel: Over there.
Teari: Uh...I found this soda? BSODA?
Julianne: Use it on Baldi!
Teari: *uses BSODA on Baldi*
Baldi: *can't stop the soda powah*
Julianne: Let's go!
Nathaniel: There's another exit.
Teari: YES.
Julianne: Phew...that was close. Let's just go back to the House of Elemeno now.
Teari: I knew having the art thing at Baldi's school was a bad idea.
Yes, I am aware that what they did isn't the exact steps needed to beat Baldi. Let's just say other people activated the other stuff needed to beat the game.
And so, Teari, Nathaniel and Julianne leave Baldi's school and now proceed back to the House of Elemeno where they await the performance.
But then...the guys aren't ready yet. Hmm...who else to mess with?
Milani: Yeet skeet I'm on fleek
Jace: Yeet skeet I'm on fleek
Milani: Yeet skeet
Jace: I'm on fleek
Saaya: Hey, Nameship. Have you seen the Sket-Dan? I mean, it's not like I just want to hang out with them.
Jace: With some Pokemon Peeps.
Milani: Helping out choreograph an idol dance.
Saaya: Oh.
Monika: Do-do-do
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Milani: Dude.
Jace: Monika?
Monika: Eh.
Milani: I mean, that was too much, Monika. You didn't need delete Saaya. She wasn't doing anything wrong.
Monika: Have a nice day, Nameship~
Milani: Yeet skeet
Jace: I'm on fleek
Ya, why are we delaying the performance again? Lol. Like you'll play the video file.
Maybe you would. To the performance! To the Elemeno Performance Hall because sure. I have one.
Bossun: Ladies and gentlemen!
Himeko: We present to you...
Switch: THE IDOL GROUP GPT3! GOODNESS POSITIVITY TRIO!
Himeko: I thought because it was their initials!
Bossun: We picked this song because is something very close to our hearts.
Sasuke: Fujisaki! Stop talking and delaying. This isn't Stuck with them Sket Dance Peeps!
Bossun: Shut up, Tsubaki! The performers count as Pokémon Peeps.
Himeko: *giggle giggle*
Bossun and Sasuke: STOP MAKING FUN OF US!
Himeko: You two are just so cute! Kawaii!
Bossun: Uh...here are Gary, Paul and Tracey performing a song that is very special to us.
*trio le enters the stage with their outfits*

Milani: Woooo!!
Teari: Why did Tray volunteer for this again?
Dawn: I did the sewing of their clothes!
Gary: GOODNESS
Paul:...positivity
Tracey: Trio!
*and idol pose*
Audience: GPT3! GPT3!
Gary: sniff sniff people are cheering for me again!
Paul: This is embarrassing.
Tracey: MY FANS!!!
Gary: Yo, Luka can be the main guitarist all he wants now. I have found my new calling!
Paul: Please no.
Drew: I am not okay with this.
May: But they were so kawaii, Drew!
Drew: Ash? We need to show them who the best is!
Ash: *still sleeping*
Misty: He's had a rough day.
Drew: He didn't even do that much in this chapter. How is he tired?
Teari: Ikr. We had to outrun Baldi!
Misty: It was emotionally rough for him.
Drew: Yikes.
Teari: Well, you should stay by his side, Misty.
Misty: Of course.
Drew: Still, I need to outperform them.
Audience: GPT3! GPT3!
Dawn: I LOVE YOU GPT3!!!
Kenny: Conway, Zoey
Conway: Zoey, Kenny
Zoey: Kenny, Conway
Kenny: We need to form our on idol group.
Conway: I know right.
Zoey: I don't wanna wear those girly outfits.
Kenny: Gasp!
Conway: But Dawn made them!
Zoey: Gasp! I am such a terrible president of the Dawn Cheer Squad!
Conway: I will now be president.
Kenny: No, baka. I'll be president because I'm the VP.
Conway: Hehehe...maybe we should let Dawn decide.
Zoey: Dawn?
Dawn: GPT3! GPT3!
Conway: Welp.
Kenny: Actually, Conway and I will wear the girly outfits. Zoey will wear a tux.
Zoey: I like that.
Conway: Okay then.
Zoey: We need to start rehearsing then!
Conway: Wait...do you think we have what it takes to be better than GPT3 in performing?
Zoey: Kenny and I are Pokemon Coordinators. We KNOW how to give the crowd a performance.
Gary: I'M SORRY. THE OLD GARY CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
Drew: OH NO! NOT SWIFTIE GARY!
Gary: CUZ THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY
Drew: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Paul: Let's just get out of here.
Bossun: Ah thank you, GPT3! And now, we have a performance by Helena and the Yeet Skeets on Fleek!
Drew: wut
Helena: What's the worst thing I can say? Things are better if I stayed.
Jace and Milani: So long and good night.
Helena: So long and good night!
Jace and Milani: YEET SKEET I'M ON FLEEK
Helena: Um...why am I stuck with them again?
Milani: You are stuck with them Pokemon Peeps.
Helena: You're an OC tho.
Jace: But we are classified under Pokemon OCs.
Milani: So we count as Pokemon Peeps.
Helena: I thought that this is about Milani being stuck with them Pokemon Peeps.
Milani: ...well now we are more miraculous!
Jace: More Multifandom!
Milani: YEET SKEET
Bossun: Ya know, it was nice seeing you three here, but I think it's time for us to perform.
Himeko: We are The Sketchbook!
Milani: You already performed back in Gary Talks!
Himeko: So?
Detective Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKAAAAA (I want to see Carina perform again!)
Tim Goodman: Pikachu, why did you run off here?
Himeko: Um...
May: HEY!
Drew: Yes, honey?
May: Remember when we started this chapter?
Drew: Yes.
May: MARINETTE AND ADRIEN ARE GETTING MARRIED ONCE THEY'RE DONE WITH THEIR STUDIES.
Drew: Approved by Adrien's parents.
May: By parents, me and Drew.
Milani: Oh boy.
Chat Noir: Uh...
Ladybug: I thought they'd forget about that.
Chat Noir: What was that, Ladybug?
Ladybug: Oh, nothing.
Chat Noir: How about they announce the engagement of Ladybug and Chat Noir?
Milani: Bruh.
Monika: Sigh. This chapter is going on forever already. Time to do some stuff right now. Sorry, everyone.
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Monika: Well, that was fun. If I skipped on anyone...whoops!
Elemeno: Um...why did I take time to alphabetize that?
Elemeno's Eevee: YAY I WASN'T DELETED.
Elemeno's Rowlet: birb
Monika: Okay, I'll be on my way now!
Elemeno: Um...
Hau: ALOLA! Anyone want a malasada? It's been a while since I delivered malasadas to folks!
Gladion: I'm just glad we weren't deleted.
Moon: I'm hungry. I need a snack.
Gladion: In this universe too?
Moon: I'm really hungry. A malasada would be lovely right now.
Hau: Here you go!
Moon: Thanks, Hau!
Gladion: Wow.
Hau: Want one, Gladion?
Gladion: We're not friends.
Hau: We're family!
Gladion: What?
Moon: He's your brother-in-law.
Lillie: Hi.
Gladion: GASP
Sun: I'm sad. No one cares about me. T-T
Monika: Oh? Do I hear the voices of the Sun and the Moon?
Gladion: Well shit, Sun. Thanks. Now we're getting deleted.
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Leaf: Welp.
Monika: I'll save you for now, Leaf.
Leaf: Cool.
Monika: Oof. Should've not said that.
Leaf: Shit.
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Elemeno: It's lonely again. Uh...
Meriel: Hey, Elemeno.
Elemeno: GASP.
Meriel: Hi.
Elemeno: Wait, have I never mentioned you in any book outside of Pokemon World: Adventures through Hoenn?
Meriel: I don't remember. I think it's just now that you remembered I existed in your realm of fanfics.
Elemeno: Hehehe...whoops. It's difficult when you have a lot of OCs.
Meriel: Yep.
Elemeno: To those unfamiliar, Meriel is Milani's older sister. In my original headcanon, her name was Milana or something.
Meriel: I prefer Meriel.
Elemeno: Well...duh. Wait, Monika might come in and-
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Elemeno's Jolteon: Let's just sleep.
Elemeno's Eevee: MOOOOOOOOO
Bryce: Aye
Elemeno: Who?
Bryce: It's me, Bryce.
Elemeno: Papenbrook?
Bryce: I'm Jace's older brother.
Elemeno: Jace's older brother is the English voice actor of my son, Eren Jaeger, Meliodas, Henry, Kamui, Young Conrad, Origins Red, and other characters from games and anime?
Bryce: I'm not the voice actor.
Elemeno: Did you ever have a speaking role in any fanfic that I haven't deleted?
Bryce: I think I have lines in Ignitia.
Elemeno: Wow I should actually try working on that story during my free time.
Bryce: And when is that?
Elemeno: Tomorrow? Eh...idk. I feel like I'll stress over rushing my reports, so maybe I'll start with them.
Monika: Hi.
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Elemeno: Hello darkness my old friend.
Elemeno's Snivy: Snoooot
Clefahree: Yeet skeet my hair is on fleek!
Elemeno: Monika!
Monika: Yes?
Elemeno: Why are you deleting everyone?
Monika: They might get in the way once my date arrives.
Elemeno: Your date?
Monika: Yes. My date.
Elemeno: With?
Monika: Some person who joined our literature club. Sayori's friend.
Elemeno: Ah.
Bonnie: ELEMENO, MY BOYFRIEND IS MISSING. WHERE IS HE?
Monika: You're like 8.
Bonnie: MAX DOLL CONTROLLED BY MAX! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Monika: sigh
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Monika: At least I'm not messing with their personalities.
Elemeno: Should I go too?
Monika: Ah yes. He'd be thrilled to see me sitting on a throne.
Elemeno: yeet skeet I'm outie then. Please return everyone you deleted.
Monika: They're still at the Recycle Bin room.
Elemeno: There's a Recycle Bin room?
Monika: There is now.
Elemeno: Okay then.
And so, Monika takes Elemeno's throne as Elemeno proceeds to the now existing Recycle Bin room together with her plushies who are actual Pokémon in this book.
Elemeno: Anyone here?
Voices of the "deleted": ELEMENO-PEE!!!
Elemeno's Eevee: I'll get everyone out of here! TACKLE!
Elemeno's Jolteon: That didn't anything.
Elemeno's Rowlet: Birb.
Elemeno: Eevee, just chill over there. I got this.
Elemeno's Eevee: GASP! WILL I EVOLVE INTO A GLACEON IF I CHILL?!
Elemeno's Jolteon: That is not how it works.
Elemeno: There's a screen here. Here's the Restore button. *press press*
And so, everyone who has deleted have been returned to where they were before they were deleted. But then...Elemeno didn't realize...
Monika: WAIT. Why is everyone back here?
Milani: This is where we were before we got deleted.
Helena: GIRL. THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
Monika: I've been deleted a lot of times too, you know. I know it's not okay. I just need this place to be perfect for the two of us~
Milani: Ya know, we could just leave you alone.
Ladybug: Wait a minute...
Chat Noir: What is it, Ladybug?
Ladybug: Oh...never mind. Is that how Monika really is?
Chat Noir: I think so. She still looks like normal Monika.
Ladybug: You don't think she's been akumatized?
May: WAIT
Milani: What now?
May: Everyone is invited to my son's wedding!
Monika: Sigh. May, please.
Milani: Let's just leave Monika alone. We'll now proceed to our own business.
Drew: Wait, we haven't even formed our new band yet.
Moon: I haven't eaten my snacks yet T-T
Gladion: Dude
Jace: So uh...we'll leave you here, Monika.
Helena: Where would the rest of us go then?
Julianne: We can get some ice cream!
Monika: Wait, Helena? May I ask you something before you get some ice cream?
Helena: Sure?
Monika: You guys could just chill here in Elemeno's Throne room, but may I have access to your basement? Ayano won't let me use hers, and honestly, I'm scared to go against her.
Helena: But I just got my rope a new home.
Monika: Please? Just for a day~
Helena: Just don't-
Monika: I might need the rope too.
Helena: Yeah nope.
Sasuke: Hey! This is becoming a long conversation without anyone considered as a Pokemon Peep!
Bossun: Just leave them be, Tsubaki.
Monika: I'm kidding, Helena. I won't touch the rope.
Helena: I'm scared. I think I'll just bring the rope with me just in case.
Monika: Okay then. I'll go prepare for my date now~
Ladybug: Uh...
Chat Noir: How about we prepare for our date too, milady?
Ladybug: Um...sure, Chat Noir.
Chat Noir: I mean, if you don't have plans with friends?
Alya: Oh my gosh! Chat Noir is asking Ladybug out on a date. Gotta post this on the Ladyblog!
Ladybug: Well, I don't want people to get the wrong idea, but I don't have plans. I guess I could hang out, Chat Noir.
Chat Noir: MOM, I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH LADYBUG!!!
May: Proud of you, son!
Elemeno: Have fun, son!
Marvin: Wait, why did the Adrimomz respond?
Helena: Can I join the Adrimomz?
Elemeno: Sure.
Helena: Yeet
Milani: Skeet
Jace: I'm on fleek
Chloe: I wanna join the Adrimomz~
Ladybug: How about no?
Chloe: But Adrikins is my best friend!
Nino: I'm his best friend now!
Chloe: Puh-lease! Adrikins and I have been friends since we were small.
Nino: Whatever. I won't pick up a fight.
Chloe: So you're scared?
Nino: I'm not.
Chloe: I have some moves that I'm not afraid to use!
Nino: Oh brother.
Sasuke: HEY! HEY! HEY! That scene doesn't have any-
Gary: Hello, I'm Gary Oak, and I'm just saying this line for the sake of having someone considered as a Pokemon Peep be part of this scene. After all, this book is entitled Stuck with them Pokemon Peeps 2
Sasuke: Okay then. WAIT! This book is not "Pokemon Peeps are stuck with them multifandom people".
Bossun: Ugh, stop making things complicated, Tsubaki.
Ash: I'M AWAKE!!!
Misty: Mallet time?
Ash: Nuuuuuu I sleep
Elemeno: Hey guys. I think it's time to call it a day.
Ladybug: Yeah, we apologize for wasting your time.
Gary: But still, I have found my new calling as an idol!
Ash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Drew: Wait, I thought you were asleep.
Ash: Why is Gary an idol now?
Drew: Have you been living under a rock?
Ash: I was under mallet hypnosis.
Gary: Mallet hypnosis? How can a mallet cause hypnosis? Is it the unconsciousness you feel after being hit by a mallet?
Misty: Actually, I just say "mallet time" now, and then he immediately falls down as if he's already been hit by one.
Gary: So...psychic mallet?
Misty: I don't know. Maybe.
Gary: I wanna try.
Misty: Mallet time.
Ash: I sleep.
Misty: Dang it, Ash. Not on you! I was gonna try it on Gary.
Gary: Yeet I haven't been hit by a mallet in a very long time. Mwahahahahaha.
Bossun: Hey! I thought we were gonna finish this unnecessarily long chapter already?
Sasuke: Well, they are the Pokemon Peeps, so it's fine. This scene shows us being stuck with them Pokemon Peeps.
Bossun: I don't get your logic sometimes, Tsubaki.
Sasuke: Well, you're slow!
Himeko: giggle giggle
Helena: Anyway, so long, guys. I don't know when we'll have another update.
Milani: Watch there just be a new chapter tomorrow.
Elemeno: Nah, that's not gonna happen unless they are reading this in the future, and it just so happens that I would update the next day.
Milani: Okay then.
Elemeno: Hi, I'm Elemeno, and I'm running out of ideas for this book. I spent the past few days writing this shit chapter.
May: ELEMENO! LANGUAGE! Think about the children!
Elemeno: Whoops. Uh...
Gary: ELEMENO, I WANT TO HAVE A MAIN ROLE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AGAIN!
Elemeno: Idk yet. Anyway, we're done with this chapter. Main OCs, please send us off!
Julianne: See you guys in the next chapter!
Marvin: Stay in school!
Helena: So long and good night!
Jace: Melanie.
Milani: MILANI.
Jace: Melanie
Milani: M I L A N I
Jace: Melanie
Milani: Dang it, where's the mallet?
Misty: Want to borrow mine?
Milani: Nah.
Jace: Mils.
Milani: Oooh.
Jace: Milani.
Milani: Say my name more! Yes, keep on doing that!
Jace: We have to end this chapter now. Bye!
Milani: See ya!
Drew: My real name is not Andrew Benson Chase Derek Elliot Felipe Garrett Harry Ildefonso Jose Karrot Luke Mitchimike Nathan Ophelio Patrick Quentin Raoul Sanderson Tito Ulysses Vinivinivini Waddles Xerox Yathaniel Zero Hayden.
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