Akazuha: welcome, welcome to Akazuha's stage, I'm Akazuha and I'm the one who will make you laugh

*Audience cheers*

Akazuha: well, but first of all when it comes to comedy I would also like to introduce a friend of mine, the suckling saint!!

-Someone who looks like AKAZUHA stepped out and he looks much more serious than this AKAZUHA

Akazuha: let's go take out the tools

Akazuha 1:ok

-AKAZUHA 1 shoved his hand into his pocket and took out a hammer

Akazuha: oh wait, I remember this wasn't in the plan

Akazuha 1: you don't but I do

-THE WOOD HAMMER HAS BEEN TO AKAZUHA'S HEAD AND YOU HAVE BEEN PASSED THROUGH THE FLOOR

*audience laughter*

Akazuha m: Wow, I need to rethink this, hey Akazuha!

-AKAZUHA JUMPING BACK AKAZUHA 1 AND DRAWING A PISTOL

*Surprised audience*

Akazuha: do you want a duel?

Akazuha 1: *puts on his hat* so you want to fight?

*cowboy music plays*

Akazuha: I'll make you fall

Akazuha 1: rest assured, I will make this battle legendary

-AUDIENCES SITTING BELOW THE PRE-BATTLE SUSPENSE, BOTH HAND TO THEIR GUNS AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE AND...

*BANG!

-SORRY THAT WITH MY -0 IQ BRAIN, AKAZUHA SHOULD PASS A BLACK MAN

Friendly guy: why???

Akazuha m: I'm sorry, this gun was taken by me from that policeman!

Evil cop: Huh????

- WHEN AKAZUHA LOST UP, AKAZUHA 1 HAS FIREED AKAZUHA'S CHEST

Akazuha: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

-KILLING LIKE YAMCHA

Akazuha 1: so I won

Akazuha:có cái con cak(Vietnamese)

-AKAZUHA DRAW A SECOND GUN AND FITS AKAZUHA 1

-AKAZUHA 1 KILLED AND AKAZUHA WINN

Akazuha: absolute victory

-SUCCESSFULLY MULTIPLE POINTS HAVE BEEN INTO THE STAGE

Police: arrest those two guys!

Akazuha: Damn!

Akazuha 1: *gets up* looks like they found out about us knocking those two clowns out

Akazuha: Damn it! We need to get out of here!

- THE PORTS HAVE BEEN PASSED TO THE TWO PEOPLE

Akazuha: (I need to do something!) Look! A dinosaur!!!

All policemen:huh?*turns back*

- ALL THE COP CAME BACK AND SAW...A CHICKEN

-WHEN FINDING THAT WE HAVE BEEN DUCKED, THEY GET BACK BUT THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE WAS RUN

*outside*

Akazuha: *breathes* oh my god, I'm out of breath

Akazuha 1: Where are you hiding the other two clowns?

Akazuha: I hid them at the door

-AKAZUHA 1 ONLY SIGHS BECAUSE OF HIS FRIEND'S IDIOCY

Akazuha: where are we going to hang out?

Akazuha 1: You can't go anywhere, but don't go into the lava

Akazuha: What's wrong?

Akazuha 1: the other day we accidentally bathed in a volcano, the next day it was active and exploded, don't you remember?

Akazuha m: I just remembered it

Akazuha 1: *sigh*

- BOTH HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE AND THEY HAVE BEEN TO THE BEACH

END OF CHAPTER I

NEXT CHAPTER: BATTLE AT THE SEA! I WILL BECOME THE PIRATE KING!