𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭

❝ OH TO NOT BE INVESTED IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH SIMPLER. ❞

💌 starring!

alycia debnam-carey as

❛ MORGAN SAMUELS! ❜
📰 ── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐞
( GRYFFINDOR )

❝ cursing someone to the devil every night is exhausting. ❞

whitney peak as

❛ BEATRICE FISHER! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞
( GRYFFINDOR )

❝ i'm more amazed you're shagging another guy from the year above than anything else. ❞

aimee lou wood as

❛ EDIE CUNNINGHAM! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤
( HUFFLEPUFF )

❝ is now a bad time to tell you i've always thought he looked like an overgrown bean sprout? ❞

devery jacobs as

❛ KIRA FLEET! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
( HUFFLEPUFF )

❝ hypothetically, how would one go about putting their brother up for adoption? ❞

jorge lópez as

❛ CASPER ROMERO! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫
( SLYTHERIN )

❝ let's say he accidentally plummets to his death from off of his broom, what then? ❞

justice smith as

❛ GREG ROY! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫
( RAVENCLAW )

❝ i can't have been legally sane when i chose you lot as friends. it just doesn't make sense. ❞

bradley james as

❛ JASON SAMUELS! ❜
── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫
( RAVENCLAW )

❝ please don't ruin my christmas just because you got dumped. ❞

whoever you may imagine as

❛ OLIVER WOOD! ❜
🧹 ── 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐝
( GRYFFINDOR )

❝ who knew it would take getting my heart broken to end up in
my first non-academic,
unofficial, rather small society? ❞

❨  or anyone else you would prefer! ❩

💌 additional casting!

odessa samuels. drew barrymore
joe samuels. ewan mcgregor
adrian pucey. scot fearn
maxine o'flaherty. shelley hennig
adelaide sweeney. taissa farmiga
gia meadowes. zoë kravitz