Eve: 2 new Pokémon friends!!!
Ryu: Sup
Ember: Hi...
Eve: Jon?
Jon: I'm currently stuck in another trap placed by another random Pokémon...
Ryu: Heheh
Jon: It was Ryu wasn't it... *looks at honey poured all over his fur*
Ryu: No it wasn't me!
Jon: Liar! You'll get it from me when I come out of this sticky mess...
Ember: Omg Jon! Stay still... stay still...
Jon: What...?
Ember: Those bees look really good on you *takes out sketchbook and pencil*
Jon: WAIT WHAT!? *runs and dives into school Swimming pool*
Ember: Sigh... I missed it.

Eve: Ok the list has been updated!

Jon: Where's effing Ryu son of a bitch!?

Eve: Mind your language, Jon. 

Ryu: YEAH, Jon. Mind your language. 

Jon: Oh there you are! *chases Ryu*

Ryu: Number 1, I'm not a boy so don't call me son of a bitch. *punches Jon*

Jon: Ow~! *kicks Ryu*

Ryu: And number 2! DON'T . EVER. INSULT. MY. MUM! *punches Jon again (this time harder)*

Ember: Well this looks ni- *Eve covers Ember's eyes*

Jon: RYU. YOU ASKED FOR THIS. 

~bloody battle carries on for 3 hours~

Eve: STOPPPP *dials hospital hotline*

Charlotte: *pops out of no where* Are you dialling the pizza hotline?

Eve: Ah! where did you come from lol

Charlotte: I saw you took out your phone and I thought so.

Eve: oh I was dialling the-

Charlotte: Oof I made a new friend!

Eve: What?

Charlotte: Meet my friend, Ember!

Eve: That was fast.

Ember: *smiles* thanks for being m-

Charlotte: I MADE A NEW BOYFRIEND!

Eve: WHAT THE-

Charlotte: *pulls Ryu to her and kisses her* You're so handsome and strong and I love you so much! 

Eve: Um... Charlotte Ryu's a-

Charlotte: My boyfriend!

Eve: But she's a-

Charlotte: Did you just say she?!

Eve: Um yea I was trying to tell you that Ryu's a female!

Charlotte: But you made such a good boyfriend, Ryu. Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Ryu: Well, I di-

Charlotte: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! *pulls down Ryu's shorts*

Eve: oh mai gawd... *covers her eyes with her paws*

Ryu: WHAT THE HELL?!

Jon: F*** THE HELL! *covers his eyes as well*

Charlotte: You're not a boy! *cries*

Ryu: *pulls up her shorts* um yea duh.

Ember: what was I seeing?