The scene opens in a surprisingly semi-clean CoS headquarters, a small model of two Clans set up on the side. The source of the cleanliness is soon apparent-- two cats, Slate and Storm, are chained to a wheely chair and are alternating between typing quickly on a laptop on top of the chair and cleaning the floor.

Slate: RIO! WE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!

Storm: It's slave labor Slate of course we didn't sign up. But you DID SAY THAT WE'D ONLY BE WRITING, NOT WASHING THE FLOOR!

Hazel: *shrugs* They were dirty.

Slate: YOU made us do this??!! You OKDCXJLKMFDKJXIO--

Blue: Ikr they're horrible to their writing slaves.

Rio: HKGHOGAINDCMKJGHHGHFHHFHAHDHAHFWESKDJ

Catty: Can someone help me with the roleplay? No? ugh

Ember slowly inches toward the slobbering Rio and snatches the bog rosemary leaves out of her hands. She hands them quickly to Dusky, who promptly throws them in an incinerator created for convenience purposes.

Rio: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Olivia: BUT I STILL HAVE--

Ember: *snatches Olivia's* Here, Dusky!

Dusky: *incinerates* NO DRUGS IN THIS ROLEPLAY! IT'S PG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SWEAR, YOU beeeeeeeepING--- AND HOW'D YOU GET THAT ANYWAY YOU'RE BANNED FROM IT

Rio: *innocent, horribly off-key whistle*

Storm: Can we be done please ugh

Rio: WAIT YOU BURNED THE BOG ROSEMARY??!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Suddenly, two cats appear. Magically. Wait, not magically, it's supposed to be scientific. Anyway, as I was saying--

Thunder: *falls unto Rio's head, knocking her unconscious* T-t-t-t-t-t-t-twolegs? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Violet Dawn: Thunder, dear, relax please. They won't do us any harm.

Sushi: AGHGHGHGHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH *runs at them in a crazy stumble*

Both cats: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Catty bops her on the head, where she drops like a sack of rocks. Blue tries to grab for the leaves from his cage, but misses and Dusky grabs them instead.

Bog rosemary: *is incinerated*

Dusky: HOW THE DARK FOREST DID YOU GET THIS BOG ROSEMARY??!! I'M GOING TO BURN IT ALL!

Sushi: *gets back up* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone: SHUT UP.

Rio: Bog rosem--?!

Saph: Why is everyone excited over a plant? The only thing that deserves getting excited over is--

Arty: Doughnuts. We know, Saph. Also I should be asleep; let's go Hazel and Olivia.

Hazel: Let's get out of this madhouse.

Olivia: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Storm: how do you spell "atrocious"? 

Rio: WHERE DID MY BEAUTIFUL PLANT GO

Dusky: SILENCE WIFEY

Violet Dawn: what in the name of starclan is going on here

Thunder: no clue

Slate: ARE WE DONE YET

Thunder: Slate? Mom?!

Catty: *to Rio* You and your stupid bog rosemary ugh. Time to go yell at genetically impossible cats. Anyone wanna help? *silence* FINE FINE

Wave: Do I exist?

A single bog rosemary leaf floats down randomly from the ceiling. Rio, Olivia, Sushi, and Dusky scramble to get it to eat/incinerate it and break Storm and Slate's chains in the process.

Thunder: *backing away slowly* Let's get out of here....

Violet Dawn, Storm and Slate: HECK YEAH

The cats disappear in a poof of totally scientific smoke as the admins continue to fight and Saph eats a doughnut. Because reasons.

Written by Slate & Storm