The admins are sitting boredly around the table playing poker when light flashes and a flustered gray tom flailing his paws drops onto the table, scattering poker chips everywhere and startling the admins. Animal screams and disappears forever, magically tripping into the Portal of Demotion. Rio sighs and stares at her cards.

Rio: dammit another lazy admin oh well

Sushi: *bites fingernails* shouldn't we do something--OHMYGOSH IT'S A WILD UMBLI GOODBYE

Random cat who ruined the poker game: *is ignored*

Leopard: CAN I BE BLUE AND ALSO WHAT IS BRUTALLY HONEST RIO YOU LIED THERE ARE THREE

Olivia: *butting heads with Catty over covers* 

Suddenly, as the admins fight and Saph eats doughnuts complaining about how she can't access Wattpad in China, another two cats appear, one also gray and one very small. And possibly brown. The author isn't actually sure because much too lazy to look it up on the wiki.

Fourth Wall: *in full body cast* YOU. CAN'T. BREAK. ME. ANY. FURTHER.

Arty: Literally no one cares ;)

Catty: N O. THE COVER WILL HAVE SMALL TEXT SO SHUT UP.

Second random cat that didn't ruin the poker game: Where are we? Why aRE THERE TWOLEGS RUN GUYS

Third random cat who is actually a kit that didn't ruin the poker game: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Rio: *flinches* too many es :(

Leopard: EVERYONE SHUT UP THERE ARE CATS HERE FOR THE TWENTY SEVENTH TIME

Wave: Twenty-fifth, actually.

Dusky: Is that River Ripple? Cool, at least he's not Pedophiletail.

Saph: Hey so now we're in Dawn of the Clans is that Emberkit?

Catty: aNOTHER mistake in cat genetics. Good job, Erins. *sighs and goes back to reading a book on cat genetics*

Leopard: I'm more confused about his (hers? idrk) name WHY DOES HE (she) HAVE A CORRECT WARRIOR NAME BUT IS IN DOTC

Rio: JUST ENJOY THE SERIES GUYS

Slate: wHAT'S HAPPENING

Rio: SLATE~SENPAI

Olivia: Okay EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE

Everyone leaves with gusto except Olivia. The cats disappear in another flash of light and peace is restored

(temporarily)

by leopard