"And I bet the Storm bringer dragon can summon Storm" - Draco

"This is why I'm a coma" - Chaos

"IT WAS A COINKYDINK I SWEAR" - Arizona

"My magnum dong has been unleashed" - Rose

"Me and Rose share a dong sometimes" - Lex

"Ur wrists are suspicious" - Rose

"The house is well" - Storm

"Somebody I know might watch hentai for all I know" - Storm

"Why you not want that fine specimen to be your sugar daddy" - Roselle

"I'm getting away with murder, not just plotting it" - Draco

"'Heeyyyy, if you ever look through my photos, don't question my sanity' I whisper out loud as I download a picture of more band members to my phone for no reason" - Storm

"I don't need happiness, I have blood and communism" - Laurens

"You don't annoy me. You make me want to hit a puppy with a chair" - Laurens

"This isn't the cult chat, oop" - Rai

"DIO IS OUR EX" - Rai

"Would you rather be bleeding or breathing? I can change that" - Storm

"He probably drowns people in Mini Wheats while laughing" - Draco

Rose: I cut your WiFi using my Russian hacker skills
Lex: I was gonna say magnum dong, but, yeah, that works too

"I just realized Lex and Rose are different people" - Tundra

"Does he think I'm a reincarnation of Stalin or Hitler or something???" - Storm

"Y'all, I just wrote five paragraphs about Lex's fingers and palm- and then three paragraphs about her eyes and eyebrows. Then two paragraphs about her stomach. Yes, I'm normal" - Rose

"Then I can murder people and use their blood to be lazy" - Draco

"IT'D BE COOL IF EVERYONE WAS STABBED WITH AN ARROW THEN THEY TURN A CERTAIN AGE ESNEKSK" - Tundra

"I've beaten up a lot of Danis" - Draco

"My favorite color is Doppio" - Rai

"I identify as a wall now" - Storm

"Oh wow, I can call upon a sentient fence" - Draco

"M u r d e r  it" - Draco

"Litre the toaster, nurse it" - Storm

"Pumperkinkle trashcan ran downside the road to get to the baker's house to explode" - Rai

"Watermelon man can be the Cherry man of hihi" - Draco

"I'M SORRY. YOU BROUGHT UP FISH. It's supposed to replicate the vagina" - Rai

"The new knife-phone will be making its first view in 2021!" - Rai

"My 'best friend' is an evil maybe giant ghost soul summoner that is referenced in the most random conversations" - Draco

"He looks like unvaccinated grape juice" - Rai

"Who said I'm gonna stab you legally?" - Draco

"Sometimes I wish I could be as great as Bruno's gang, but then I remember they're literally anime characters, and Giorno is an overpowered protagonist" - Storm

"Maybe this low effort image of French Girl Mari will keep your mind off the pain" - Draco

"It was never designed to kill anyone, just severely injure their body, soul, and spirit" - Draco

"I'm sorry for jumping in, but one of the first notifs I got was "oh, cool, poison" with no context and I was very confused and concerned" - Lex

"Confirm the bagels??" - Draco

"Oh hey, the dripping blood sounds nice" - Draco

"I didn't mean I'm going to kill her. I promise I will not kill her. I was not planning on killing her. I never even thought about killing her. I will make sure not to kill her because that'd be a shame if I killed her. A real shame :)" - Storm

"Yep yep, confirmed, clothes give people magical powers" - Draco

"Woah, it's a hat ninja, what's their gender" - Draco

"I WISH TO MAKE MONEY BY SCREAMING INTO THE VOID" - Rose

"PUPIL OF RAMANMAN" - Draco

"Lars' face gets a 10/10 from me though, so it's okay" - Storm

"Pff, I will use the power of friendship to move rocks" - Draco

"Sunny is an alien confirmed111?111?2222?" Rose

"Sorry, I'll leave the milky way" - Rai

"Green skin kinda sexc" - Lex

"Nighty Mother Deco, Spicy Toes" - Arizona

"We're ever so casually talking about hentai it's great" - Rai

"My mom just ate me to tell my clothes" - Draco

"Gotta love those dracoheads" - Storm

"My cousin just asked me to play roblox. It's, it's like 2 am, what the fuck? So naturally, I agreed" - Storm

"I wonder how being stuck in a strawberry or something would feel, must be like torture to have it on your clothes and everything" - Draco

"What the heck is a spaghetti strap, I was not aware people made clothes out of noodles??" - Draco

"I want to wear clothes out of pasta wtf" - Storm

"I CAN'T WAIT TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES ON EARTH-CHAN UWU" - Storm

"How do I do the sleep thing" - Storm

"It isn't Hitler, so it's okay" - Storm

"This person seems like a good writer, and I'm sad they're using it for Cliff Burton smut" - Storm

"Pictures of queen and metallica on pizza" - Storm

"I WOULD EAT THE INVITATION YOU FRUIT LOOP LOOKIN HOe-" - Rose

"When can I get a kit named Ricekit" - Storm

"Johnny needs to kill more presidents. 0/10 not enough presidents killed" - Storm

"ew >:( I hope I never meet a british person" - Storm

"Are you sure jojo isn't hentai" - Draco

"GRAVITY DOES NOT EXIST" - Storm

"Btw, Rose, if I bought a baguette, what color should it be in" - Lex

"STORM, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FOOT, TUNDRA JUST TOLD ME" - Storm

"I just,, screaming while touching cardboard because it sounded and felt weird" - Rai

Storm: Why is Rose calling me a hoe
Lex: Maybe

"My favourite animal is Fugo" - Storm

"Frogs and Fugo haunt me in my sleep already, okay" - Storm

"I'll speak to you in sand and haunt your waking hours if you do" - Draco

"I don't need to imagine a small child biting a stomach, Rai" - Storm

"I'm also scared of the chocolate syrup" - Rai

"I'll start a war over this, Storm's phone >:c" - Draco

"Banana = gun" - Rai

"I build houses out of oreos" - Storm

"We worship wine" - Draco

"I'M A VAMPIRR" - Tundra

"the best spices and toes to put on each type of kit" - Storm

"Got distracted and ate some yogurt, oops" - Draco