(a/n): ok, voting closed, and the team name is going to change to team TANN. Anyway, let's start.

Beacon Kitchen

POV Third

Thorn: "So, let me get this straight... If I want to survive, I gotta know the girl's weakness?..."

Ren: "Exactly, but if you give them their weakness too much, then they'll get immune to it... Like Nora and my sleeping syrup that one time a few weeks ago..."

Thorn: "wait, is it even safe to talk about that now?"

Ren: "Should be, I gave her some before you got here, she should still be-"

CRASH!

At the doorway, stands Nora who is using her hammer as a walking stick.

Nora: *slur talking* "Hey Ren~.... I need some more pancakes~... NOW!!!" *Falls head first on the floor*

Ren: "Thorn... Run..."

Thorn: "Wait, Wha-"

Ren: "RUN!" *breaks window and jumps out*

Thorn: "HEY, WAIT FOR ME!" *jumps out as well*

Nora: "... PANCAKES!" *shots up and jumps out after you two*

Timeskip

Two kids are seen running away from a third one with a pink grenade launcher, who is shooting at the two kids who are just barely dodging the rounds.

Thorn: "SWEET MONTY OUM! DOESN'T SHE GET TIRED!?"

Ren: "NOT WHEN SHE GETS SYRUP DRUNK!"

Thorn: "WELL AIN'T THAT FUCKEN FANTASTIC!" *dodges a grenade aimed at you two*

Nora: "GET BACK HERE, RENS~... THE QUEEN~ REQUIRES HER PANCAKES~ WITH EXTRA SYRUP!!!" *shots at you two again*

Ren: "Oh no..."

Thorn: "WHY 'OH NO'?!"

Ren: "She sees you as me..."

Thorn: "... SHIT!"

You and Ren have been running from Nora for hours, and now you are starting to respect Ren for having to deal with her for years.

Thorn: "ANY IDEAS HOW WE CAN GET HER TO CALM DOWN?!

Ren: "JUST ONE... BUT YOU WONT LIKE IT!"

Thorn: "I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS, TELL ME NOW!"

Ren: "KEEP HER DISTRACTED WHILE I FINISH THE LAST BATCH OF SLEEPING PANCAKES!"

There was a long silence after he said that.

Thorn: "... YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ME TO KILL SATAN?! CAUSE IM PRETTY SURE I CAN KILL HIM, AND HANG HIS DISMEMBERED HEAD ON A STAKE AND BANG HIS WIFE/WIVES BEFORE I CAN STALL HER FOR A FEW MINUTES! DO YOU KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS WHEN SHES DRUNK!?"

Ren: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE PANCAKES?!"

Thorn: "... FUCK YOU!"

You and Ren split up, with you attracting her attention while Ren gets to work on the pancakes.

Thorn: "Asshole better make them quick!"

You kick the door open for the training area, where almost half the first year students are in, looking at you weird.

Thorn: "NORA!"

Everyone leaves faster then you can say Remnant.

As you run to the center of the arena, Nora breaks the door down.

Nora: "HERE'S NORA!"

Thorn: "Nora, let's calm down here. Ren will be here soon with some more pancakes..."

Nora: "What are you talking about, Ren?... You're right in front of me... NOT MAKING ME PANCAKES!" *Slams hammer down where you were just at, creating a giant crater*

Thorn: "Holy Oum! If I'm hit, I'm dead!"

All of a sudden, the ground begins to shake as students and teachers run towards the training area to see what's happening, only to see two people shooting out of the training area into the ground on opposite sides.

Nora: "GIVE ME MY PANCAKES, REN!!!"

Thorn *distorted voice* "For the last time, WE ARE NOT REN!!!"

Ruby: "oh no..."

Weiss: "Why are you saying oh no... And why is Yang trying to call 911!?"

Yang: "Might be a good idea for us to stay back..."

All of a sudden, Nora and Thorn charge at each other, every swing of their attacks pushes the other back away until the two crash into the forest.

Once in the forest, Nora tries to shoot at Thorn with her grenade launcher, however he dodges every bullet while charging at her till he grabs her hair, spins her in the air, and chucks her outside the forest, making her crash through trees after trees, until she crashes into the training area building.

While she's knocked out, Ren runs out of the main building with a pile of pancakes.

Ren: "Thorn! I got the pancakes ready, where's Nora?"

Thorn: "ABOUT FUCKEN TIME!"

You run over to where Nora is and grab her, but then she hits you with an electric rod, shocking you both.

Thorn: "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" *Shoots away from Nora, who was powered up by the electricity, while also defusing with Shadow*

Nora: "Now, Ren... WHERE! ARE! MY! PANCA-"

Before she could finish, Ren hits her on her pressure point, knocking her out.

Ren: "You ok, Thorn?"

Thorn: *muffled voice* "Fuck you..."

Shadow: *muffled* *whining*

Ren: "... Sorry..."

Time skip Ozpin's office

Ozpin: "Are you two sure you want to be on his team?"

???: "Yes, he saved our lives, it's only natural that we'll help him!"

The second girl nods while smiling

Ozpin: *smiles* "very well, Ms Poledina and Ms Nanaya, you two will be joining team TN, please head over to their dorm and inform them of you two."

The two bow while saying thanks and exiting the room.

After they leave, Ozpin is looking over the two forms he got from Ironwood on the two.

Ozpin: "hmm... Ms Makoto Amber Nanaya, number one martial arts expert from Atlas Academy and experienced marksmanship... And Ms Nu Poledina, experienced huntress and older sister of Ms Penny Poledina... Hmmm..."

(A/n): and that's the end of this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it. Next one will involve the new members of team TN or TANN.