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(Author): Ahhh, nothing beats a nice, sunny mor-

Thorn: "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

... AGAIN!? *Throws script out the window* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Thorn busts out of the dorm room while someone is clinging on his back while giggling. Neo, who woke up cause of the yelling, pulled out her blade and tried to kill the second intruder.

Squirrel girl: *dodges attacks* "Hey, calm down! We were assigned to your team!" *Dodges again*

Neo: *holds up sign* where's your proof?!

Squirrel girl: "She has it!" *Points at girl on Thorn's back while still dodging attacks*

Neo: then not buying it! *Continues to attack the faunus*

Meanwhile

Teams RWBY and JNPR heard yelling and ran out of their rooms to see what happened. However, Thorn has been running towards them and crashed into team RWBY, with the girl on his back still.

Thorn: *jumps up and tries to pry person off his back* "COME HERE, YOU LITTLE-" *rips her off his back and throws her away, then realizes he left Neo alone with the second intruder* "Shit! Neo!"

Thorn then runs straight towards the dorm room with the two teams behind him. Once he gets to the door, the girl from before flies at him, tackles him, and pushes him down on the floor while still giggling.

???: "Yeah! Thorn's here! I've missed you, Thorn!" *hugs tightly*

Thorn: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

Ruby: "Thorn! Swear jar!"

Thorn: "Ruby, I'm about to fill like 20 jars if you all don't get this girl OFF OF ME!" *Shadow starts to growl at her from your shadow, yet the girl doesn't notice*

Yang: *Explosion behind her, hair on fire, eyes turning red like Ruby's cape* "WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?! IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKEN MORNING!!!"

Silence fills the air as everyone freezes in place.

Thorn/Makoto: "THEY STARTED IT!" *You and Neo just points at the squirrel girl and the other one on your back, while the squirrel faunus points at you two and the second girl still giggling while on your back*

Timeskip

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Ugh... Why?

Thorn: "So, apparently, you two are going to be our new teammates?"

Squirrel Faunus: *quick salute* "Yup! I'm Makoto Amber Nanaya, martial artist and expert marksman from Atlas Academy! My friend there is Nu Poledina, older sister of-"

Ruby: *gasp* "WAIT, PENNY HAS AN OLDER SISTER?!"

Nu nods yes while smiling and still clining on my back.

Thorn: "... Why is she on my back?"

After I asked that, she nuzzles her head further on my back.

Makoto: *smirking* "Seems she's taken a liking to you."

Thorn: "..." *Pets her head*

Ozpin (on scroll): "Will Team TN, RWBY, Makoto, and Nu please head for my office?"

Thorn/Ruby: *Turns to Yang* "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Yang: "WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE YOU TWO BLAME FOR WHEN WE GET CALLED INTO THE OFFICE?!"

Thorn: "Cause last time we were called, you were drunk and tried to sleep with Blake in the cafeteria"

Blake: *blushing* "Don't ask, please..."

Ruby: "And the time before that, you parked Bumblebee in professor Port's class"

Thorn: "How did you even do that by the way?..."

Yang: "Ok, to be fair, he deserved worse for trying to flirt with a woman on a mission!"

Thorn: "Ok, and what mission is that?"

Before she could answer, Weiss and Blake covered her mouth and dragged her away, all three of them blushing crimson red.

Ruby: *blushing as well* "Sorry, Thorn! That's on a 'Need to know' bases..."

Timeskip

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Ozpin: "Ah, I see you four already met."

Thorn: *with Nu forcing him to smile* "You could say that..."

Neo: *Pout face*

Makoto: "hahaha... Sorry about that. Once she finds something she likes, it's hard to separate her from it..."

Ruby: "Soooo... You wanted to see us, professor?

Ozpin: "Yes... Now, team RWBY, I would like you four to begin working on the school dance."

Weiss: "Wait, I thought team CFVY were in charge of the dance?"

Ozpin: "they were, but that was before we found out the last mission they were on would take very long. Plus, I feel this is a better punishment for you four then what Ms Goodwitch had planned"

Thorn: "Wait, what did they do this time?"

Ozpin: "let's see..." *Takes out a list of police reports* "there's the standard destruction of buildings and roads"

Thorn turns to the girls with anger as they try to pretend they did nothing.

Ozpin: "Then you have 'freezing the roads' along with 'destruction of street railings'"

Now Neo, Makoto, and even Nu were glaring at them.

Ozpin: "and lastly, there's... How is this even possible?... 'destruction of a bar'? Why did one of you target the bar?"

Yang: "THEY HAD IT COMING, HIS ASSHOLE SISTERS WORK THERE!"

Thorn: "Wait, YOU destroyed Junior's?! Yang! WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO GET DRUNK NOW?!"

Ruby: "SWEAR JAR!"

Thorn gives Ruby a look that screams "You're lucky we're family".

Yang: "YOU'RE SIXTEEN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET DRUNK!"

Ozpin: *sighs* "enough... Now, please, go patrol the town."

Thorn: "Sure, Oz. Let's go team."

Makoto: "Yes, Sir!"

Nu just goes and jumps on your arms.

Thorn: *struggles to carry her* "The hell, Nu?!"

Neo apparently seems jealous, and jumps on your back, making team RWBY and Makoto really jealous.

Thorn: "TOO... MUCH..." *collapse on the floor of the elevator*

Big Timeskip

Your team just finished patrolling the town and are reporting back to Ozpin. Once the elevator stops, you all step out of it.

Thorn: "Ok, Oz. We finished."

Smack

Once you hear that sound, you look towards the source of it, seeing both your father, Qrow, and your uncle Tai standing above a familiar looking guy on the floor, knocked out, with a familiar looking lady floating in the air by Glynda.

Thorn/Makoto: "WHAT THE (FUCK/HELL) IS GOING ON?!"

After you both screamed that, Nu and Neo look at Qrow and the man on the floor, confused by his actions.

Ozpin: *sighs* "Long story short, your old family is here looking for you to get you back... And for the record, they forced their way in, so I had someone... 'teach them a lesson' about knocking before entering a room..."

Thorn: "... WHAT?!"

That's the end of this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it, and if you didn't, I'm sorry. Also, as you can guess, this takes place after the "Painting the town" (I think that was the episode name)  episode.