Dragonlight: (Muttering) If you take the dirivitiedsoif of x and multiply it by the square root squared of y...Then you take the absolute value of it and multiply by zero...

Tigerstar: ...What..?

Dragonlight: Don't mind me- do your stabby stuff

Tigerstar: ...Ok?

Hawkpaw: So, please tell me we aren't doing it today.

Tigerstar: We haven't aired in far too long! Camera cat, START ROLLING!

Camera Cat: Well, uh, Dragonlight already told me to start, so-

Hawkpaw: Oh, come on...(mutinous mumbling)

Tigerstar: Hawkpaw, sHuT uP-

Tigerstar: Well, WELCOME, everyone, to the most amazing, awesome, totally not dead show- TIGERSTAR'S PLOT!

Hawkpaw: Gosh darn it- what stupid plans do you have this time?

Tigerstar: Well, uh- a very special one. You'll see later

Hawkpaw: ...Ok then...

Dragonlight: AHA, I'VE DONE IT-

Tigerstar: Done what? Don't interrupt my show

Dragonlight: Are you sure you want to know?

Tigerstar: Yes.

Dragonlight: Well, I've taken inspiration from a good friend's hatred and discord note to create the ultimate death plan for Firestar!

Tigerstar: Oh? But this is my show...

Dragonlight: Oh? But this is my book...

Hawkpaw: ...Book?

Dragonlight: Yes, haven't I said that before? Actually, I don't remember-

Tigerstar: Anyways, what's were you doing?

Dragonlight: Did you not have a plan today..?

Tigerstar: WHAT? Of COURSE not! I've always had a plan!

Dragonlight: Eh, I need content. Here's my idea (explains)

Tigerstar: (Taking notes) What? Hm...Uh huh. Actually, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Hawkpaw: ...Totally...

Tigerstar: Onwards! Time to summon the demon! Follow me, my lowly minions!

Dragonlight: I—

Hawkpaw: This was a terrible choice of a job...

Tigerstar: Ok, first we need to log into Discord...What's Discord?

Hawkpaw: Wouldn't you need to understand your plan in order to have a plan?

Dragonlight: ...He's totally using my plan...

Hawkpaw: I don't understand it, but I agree

Tigerstar: Uh, so I just looked up Discord and it means chaos?? I'm supposed to log into chaos???

Dragonlight: I'll be taking my leave!

Tigerstar: Wait, no, I need you to tell me what Discord is-

(Dragonlight leaves)

Tigerstar: Dang it

Hawkpaw: Lol, you don't even know "your own" plan

Tigerstar: Who even says "lol" out loud? And shut up

Hawkpaw: Never

Tigerstar: Alwa- OH, I DID IT (turns all settings on)

Hawkpaw: Did what?

Tigerstar: Haha- I can ban words now

Hawkpaw: Prove it

Tigerstar: (Types a few words)

Tigerstar: Say your name

[Deleted] Hawkpaw: Hawkpaw 

MEE6 [BOT]: Hawkpaw has been Warned. Reason: Bad word usage.

[Deleted] Hawkpaw: What the-

MEE6 [BOT]: Hawkpaw has been Warned. Reason: Bad word usage.

Tigerstar: Pfft-

[Deleted] Hawkpaw: I didn't say anything though

MEE6 [BOT]: Hawkpaw has been Warned. Reason: Bad word usage.

Tigerstar: Is your nickname banned? LOL

[Deleted] Hawkpaw: Guess who's saying lol now...

MEE6 [BOT]: Hawkpaw has been Warned. Reason: Bad word usage.

[Deleted] Hawkpaw: Ok, bye

MEE6 [BOT]: Hawkpaw has been Warned. Reason: Bad word usage.

Tigerstar: THIS IS PERFECT-

Firestar: What is this?

Tigerstar: Aha- just the cat I needed

Firestar: For what?

Tigerstar: /make Firesstara a bad word 

Firestar: How did you make a typo while speaking, that's my question

Tigerstar: Because I can't be perfect- I need a tiny flaw in order to follow the laws of the universe. I wouldn't want the world to descend into CHAOS! :D

Firestar: Why did you just say "colon dee"?

Firestar: Also, you do want the world to descend into chaos

Tigerstar: /ban Firestar

Firestar: Oh, you're using MEE6? To do it, you use an exclamation mark-

MEE6 [BOT]: Tigerstar has been Banned. Reason: Existing.

MEE6 [BOT]: Now time to take over the world :D

Dragonlight: Lol, it's just a combination of TupperBox and admin powers c:

Firestar: What-

Guys, I'm ALIVE on here-

- Draco