Green has tagged Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Leaf, Fire, Sun, Moon, and N in her status~ Does anyone else notice how weird our names are?

Comments:

Red: *gasp*

Moon: *gasp*

Blue: *gasp*

Crystal: *gasp*

Leaf: *gasp*

Gold: *gasp*

Sun: *gasp*

Yellow: hOw DARE yOu?!
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N: What do ya mean? My name is only Natural...

Fire: gEt OUTTA hERe WiTh tHaT Sh*T

Yellow: No, you're not special, OnLy I cAn dO tHe lEtTeR tHiNg.
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Ash has updated his status~ I know that some of us really don't like Serena and all, but you have to give her some credit.

After all, she did actually kiss me

Comments:

May: Is that a challenge?

Drew: MAY!?

May: Sorry Drew, I was just asking for a friend

Drew: Suuuree

May: Drew, if you don't drop the act right now, I won't let you kiss me when you get back to Hoenn

Drew: ...Dang, you know me too well to know that I can't refuse that kind of blackmail

Misty: You're still coming to Kanto, right Ash?

Ash: Yeah

Misty: Good... >:-)

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Prof. Juniper has tagged Prof. Oak in her status~ I still can't believe we lost that bet

Comments:

Prof. Oak: I know... and I worked my butt off to evolve that Bulbasaur into an Ivysaur just because she didn't want to

Tracey: What was the bet?

Prof. Oak: Nothing you kids need to be concerned about

Teari: Professor...

Teari: We're delivering the Pokémon

Teari: So I think we should have the right to know why we're delivering the Pokémon

Prof. Juniper: We were arguing over if it was possible to evolve an Eevee into an evolution that was opposite of its environment without using an evolutionary stone with Professor Ivy so we made a bet.

Tracey: XD What!?

Teari: Don't tell me you actually thought that was possible! XD Lmao

Prof. Oak: Yeah, but the thing is-

Prof. Juniper: We didn't

Teari: 0_0

Tracey: 0_0

Prof. Oak: She evolved a tropical environmentally based Eevee that's lived in the Orange Islands all her life, or so she claims, into a tropical environmentally based Glaceon.

Tracey: WHAT

Teari: HOW

Prof. Juniper: The Eevee's cell structure was obviously either modified in some way or was born with an error in her DNA due to unjustifiable cross breeding.

Tracey: But I thought that was okay as long as the parents were still in the same egg group.

Prof. Oak: That is correct Tracey, but what we're talking about is the impracticability of them not being in the same egg group. Which was thought to be impossible.

Teari: Now that's just uncalled for, if it was artificial, that is. I'm fine if it was in the wild because love works in mysterious ways and stuff.

Prof. Juniper: Then there's also the more likely probability of both parents being a Glaceon or a Glaceon mother and an Ice type father.

Prof. Oak: True

Tracey: I still don't understand

Teari: What was the bet?

Prof. Juniper: ....

Prof. Oak: ....

Snivy: Don't tell me that she just wanted us because we have 'ivy' in our names...

Ivysaur: I'm tRiGgErEd!!

Yellow: OnLy I dO ThE LeTtEr ThInG!!!
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Prof. Juniper: Well...

Prof. Oak: Yes... yes she did only want you for your names...

Snivy: -_-

Teari: ._.

Ivysaur: -_-

Tracey: ._.

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~Dawn has started a group chat called "Send ♥ Help now" with May, Drew, and Misty~

Dawn: Guysss, I need heeellpp

May: Why?

Dawn: So Paul and I were messaging each other over Facebook and things happened.

Misty: OoOo what kind of things? ;)

Dawn: Long story short, he said some stuff about how he cares about me, but doesn't love me, buuttt... now I want to make out with him.

Dawn: What I'm trying to say is— How can I get him to fall in love with me so I don't make a fool of myself around him?

Drew: Damn, you better not tell him that you wanna suck his face out

Dawn: ....Ummm

Misty: Oh, Dawn. I thought you said you didn't approve of sexual attractions.

Dawn: I know!! I feel sinful and guilty that I don't hate the feeling completely!! :'(

May: Look, you either gotta compliment him in some way enough to where he's head over heels for you

May: Or~ ;)

May: You practice and learn how to kiss, become a pro, make sure he at least still cares about you, then knock him senseless like a boss

Drew: Woah...

Drew: Um... Well then...

Misty: Forget about us giving you advice. Mays got this covered.

May: Yep ;3

Dawn: Umm... well then

Drew: The second one sounds risky though...

Drew: I mean... It's Paul

Misty: Dawn, what did he say after you said you wanted to make out with him?

Dawn: He said "I'm having mixed feelings about this"

Misty: AHA!

Drew: !!!

May: What is it, Mist?

Misty: Just think about it, if you or I, or even Drew said we wanted to make out with him, how'd he react?

Dawn: He'd shove y'all away and call you guys pathetic

Misty: Exactly, so why would it be any different if Dawn said that?

May: *gasp* Because he loves her!

Dawn: Because he doesn't want to hurt my feelings because he thinks that it could damage the 'progress' of me getting better, stronger, and smarter. He really likes how much I've changed ever since he started opening up to me. That's why he wouldn't push aside the idea right away, yet not have a decisive answer. Therefore, mixed feelings.

Drew: -_-

May: -_-

Misty: -_-

Dawn: ...

Dawn: Oh

Dawn: I'm such a blind b*tch aren't I?

May: Yeeeaaahh

Drew: And I thought that it was usually the guys that were the oblivious ones.

Misty: I couldn't agree with you more

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Rose has updated her status~ I like tacos.

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Scyther has tagged Breez in his status~  But whhhyyyy

Comments:

Breez: Because of reasons you'd prefer not to hear

Scyther: I'll have you know, I was the highly respected leader of my swarm

Breez: Pfft, now look at you, weakened and captured by some Trainer

Scyther: You take that back right now! It's not like you don't have a Trainer!

Breez: Yeah, but I wasn't the one that was a weak enough leader to get captured by a 10 year old boy

Scyther: He's 12 and a half!!

Breez: And what are you going to do about it, cry?

Scyther: F**kin yes, you b*tch

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Rose has tagged Mew in her status~ Come back to me pwease, I wanna pway! :-(

Comments:

Mew: Nah, teasing Trainers around Kanto is more fun

Anime Red: How DARE you!?

Rose: :-(

Rose: *cries*

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Lyra has updated her status~ Becomes Safari Zone Owner. Still has to pay 500$ to play. Makes perfect sense.

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Ash has updated his status~ Forget what I said earlier, Serena isn't that great

Misty is an amazing kisser btw

~Gary, May, Dawn and 8 others have liked this status

Comments:

Misty: Thx, Ashy

Serena: *le sigh*

Braixen: *cues sad music*

Serena: That moment when you're reminded you're unloved

Misty: Hah deal with it

Clemont: *whispers* You don't have to be, Serena...

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Angel has tagged Ares in her status~ Can we please check out the pond~? It looks so pretty~!

Comments:

Ares: ....

Ares: ...Why is it that can't I say 'no' to you when you use that face?

Angel: :3

Lyra: You two are just too cute

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~Ash and Misty are in a relationship~

Comments:

Dawn: Hooray!

May: Finally!

Drew: Good for you, Ash. You did something right this time!

Iris: Ahh yeah! Get some!

Paul: And my OTP has sailed... >:-)

Bonnie: YAY!! Ash is taken care of! You're next, big brother!

Clemont: yay...

Tracey: I'm really happy for Misty

Teari: I know, hopefully Ash realizes he's a really lucky guy to have such an amazing person like Misty on his side

Brock: Yeah he is, but I'm luckier

Ember: How ya figure?

Brock: I found you, didn't I?

Ember: No, Teari set you up with me

Tracey: BAM

Brock: Well... SHUT UP!

Cilan: I like how no one even attempts to question Iris's response

Dawn: I like how no one points out the fact that PokéShipping is Paul's OTP and is really trying to hide his fanboy mode

Paul: ...I'm not Barry

Barry: I will fine you

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Teari has tagged Lyra in her status~ How's Angel doing? Scyther?

Comments:

Lyra: Well, I got bored of them following us around all the time, so I put Ares and Breez in the Daycare under my name, and Angel and Scyther under your guys names

Lyra: I just hope they aren't up to any dirty business in there...

Teari: Great... Have they been flirting?

Lyra: Welll...

Teari: Have they?

Lyra: Yes

Tracey: Let me guess, Scyther is the one getting rejected, right?

Lyra: How'd ya know?

Tracey: Eh, it was a hunch

Teari: No! It's my job to sense things!

Lyra: *backs away slowly*

Teari: Like how you love me!

Tracey: Look, I'm sorry. I know that that's your thing and I'm sorry for taking that from you, but I understand how my Scyther acts because I've been with him for a long time. You understand, right honey?

Teari: ....You really are sweet, you know that right?

Tracey: Like honey?

Teari: Sure

Tracey: I guess we can't stay mad at each other for very long, can we?

Teari: Nope

Lyra: How are you two not dating?

Tracey: You wouldn't be surprised by how many people say that
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Teari: Sometimes I ask myself the same thing
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Rosa has updated her status~
Hugh - I have an idea, let's set Rosa up for speed dating

Nate - No, cause she already has me, right babe?

Me - Ew

Hugh - Stop denying

Comments:

Rosa: I WANNA SCREAM

Hilda: Oh you poor child. I feel for you.

Rosa: WHY MUST HE BE SO OBLIVIOUS

Hugh: What are you even talking about? You and Nate were made for each other.

Rosa: *sigh* I can't do this anymore

Hilda: Wow, not even Bianca and Cheren are this oblivious

Bianca: What could we even be oblivious about?

Hilda: Your feelings for each other, that's what!

Bianca: Well... N is oblivious too!!

N: Nowhere nearly as much as Hugh right now though

Rosa and Hilda: True

Hugh: I don't even wanna know

Cheren: Ugh such bothers

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Lyra has updated her status~ Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! GUASSS WWWHHHHAATTTTTT!??!

Comments:

Gold: Arceus Lyra, what'd ya do? Finally earn enough coins at the Game Corner to get that Eevee you wanted?

Lyra: ....

Lyra: ...Maybe...

Lyra: Buuttt...

Glod: What

Lyra: She's adorable!! :2

Gold: ":2"?

Lyra: *:3

Gold: Like that helps

Gold: Wait.. SHE'S!? You actually got a female Eevee?!

Lyra: I KNOW RIIGHT?!

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Rose has updated her status~ When I steal the author's phone-

Lilly: GIVE IT BACK!

Me: lol no, you to salty.

Comments:

Lilly: B*tch, give me my phone.

Rose: Need some fries with that salt boi?
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Lilly: *flips off* *leaves room*

May: ^^^ What is this?

Drew: I don't think I want to know.

Lilly: *comes back*

Rose: Uh, Lilly.

Lilly: *opens bag*

Rose: Lilly, we can talk about this...

Lilly: *pulls out Master Ball*

Rose: OK! Lets not do something you might regret-

Lilly: I. Regret. Nothing. *throws Master Ball*

Rose: MUGGLEFUC- *Is sucked into Master Ball*

Tegwen: That's my line.

Kefira: Your telling me.

Rose: I still have your phone

Rose: and if you've never read any of fellow wattpad user kmbell92's work, you need to.

Rose: #notsponcered #justcauseican #hashtagsdonothingonfacebook #dontyellatmepaul

Paul: Why do you exist?

~The next day~

Lilly: *steals back phone*

Lilly: Wow, you're really a genius sis. If you had my phone, how come you didn't mess with my profile and how could I get on mine to reply to you

Rose: CRAP

May: You got busted

Ash: HACKS

Ash: SNACKS

Ash: RACKS

Misty: Tf?

May: You love him

Misty: I know but... yikes

Ash: I liek tacoz

Rose: I liek Mudkipz

Ash: And I love Misty

Rose: And I... well I love Mudkipz

Lunala: Rose... you are a piece of work...
~Misty, Lilly, and Teari have liked this comment

Misty: Ash... you are a piece of work...
~Lunala, Lilly, and Teari have liked this comment

Ash/Rose: We know...

Ash/Rose: ...Art work
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