((Note: it will be like That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime. Let’s do this!))

(Y/N) POV
I am walking down to this address that Raku text me as his text is urgent.

(Y/N)(Mind): Man, I can’t believe that he is sending me this. He better have a good excuse for this.

I then made it to the place. I looked at it & it was a place where the yazuka live. I was a bit scared, but more worried on Raku.

(Y/N)(Mind): What the hell did you just do, Raku?

I then went to the door & knocked on it. The door opened & Raku came out & close it.

((Note: The slant is also the sign language.))

(Y/N): What did you do to get the yakuzas attention?

Raku: Well… I am the heir.

I am shocked about Raku’s parents Occupation.

(Y/N): Oh. What is the problem you have?

Raku: A fake relationship.

(Y/N): And you’re telling me this because…?

Raku: My father & his friend wants me to be in for the gang wars to stop.

(Y/N): Just like that?

Raku: The thing is, I don’t want to be with her.

(Y/N): Now I know it is not your crush, Kosaki.

Raku: Hey!

(Y/N): So, this girl?

Raku: Yeah.

I decided to cracked the door to see a big group. I think I saw Chitoge coming towards me & close the door. She then bow.

Chitoge: Please be my fake boyfriend!

I now know the situation: Raku’s father is friends with Chitoge’s father & they want then to be in a fake relationship to stop the war. That make sense. Only problem is…

(Y/N): How will you convinced them  to stop the war?

Chitoge look at me confused.

Raku: He is doing sign language. He asked us, “How are we going to convince the gang & our father?” We have convinced them so far. We just need you to seal the deal.

I then think about it, but then I sighed put of defeat. I nodded, causing Chitoge to grabbed my wrist as all three of them went inside as I see the groups.

Chitoge: Papa, this is my boyfriend.

Chitoge’s father is a very tall, middle-aged Caucasian with fair skin that already has a few wrinkles. His blond hair reaches around his neck and is put away from his face. He has dark blond eyebrows which are a little thick and his eyes are blue but he has said to Chitoge that his eyes were once grey when he was younger and turned blue as he aged. He is seen wearing a white business suit, with a black dress shirt, purple necktie and red pocket square. I did looked at the silver hair person, a tall man with medium-short length silver hair. He wears rimless eyeglasses with square shaped frames. He usually wears a salmon colored business suit, with a black dress shirt, blue/white striped necktie, and white gloves. After that, we are sitting outside.

Raku: How did we end up like this?

Chitoge: Can’t you see it’s no use complaining? There’s no way we’re getting out of this now. I know we’re a couple now, but what are we supposed to do?

I then stand up.

Chitoge: What are you doing?

I then pulled my notepad out.

Me: “Heading home.”

Chitoge: Probably know how to date.

Me: “Raku & I have never dated anyone before.”

Chitoge: Neither have I, for your information. Not once!

Raku: Really?

Chitoge: W-Well, what can I say? I’m not so good at things like romance. I don’t really get it.

(Y/N)(Mind): Maybe is I asked my dad for dating advice.

(Y/N): Well, I am heading home now. Bye, Raku. Bye, Chitoge.

I decided to head home.

(F/N) POV
I have the day off & finished packing a picnic lunch for my date with my beautiful & lovely wife. I then see my son coming from the room.

Me: Breath check.

He then breath on me & I smell the toothpaste.

Me: Okay.

My wife showed up, looking at the picnic basket. Before she asked, there was a knock on the door. We all looked confused as (M/N) then went to the door. She then open it. She then closed it.

Me: Who it is?

(M/N): A girl.

Both my son & I looked at each other before we headed to the door. My son open it & we see the girl with a man.

Girl: G-Good morning, darling! Sorry to spring this on you, but would you go on a date with me right now?

I feel like all of our jaws drop. I then closed the door & looked at (Y/N).

Me: I see why you asked about dating.

(M/N): Son… Why don’t you take her to have a date? Your father & I might have to visit someone I know.

3RD POV
Chitoge & (Y/N) are going to a spot I wanted to sketch. Chitoge crouch down covering her face. (Y/N) then looked around to see her father’s men is hiding.

Chitoge: Oh, jeez, what have I done to deserve this?

(Y/N) then looked at Chitoge & remember the advice his dad gave him. He took Chitoge to a coffee shop.

Chitoge: What is this? So gross! What kind of crappy beans are these? Are you all retarded? Ugh! How can you live with yourselves, charging 600 yen for this!

(Y/N) then took her to a sushi place.

Chitoge: What’s this? Could this meat be any more rubbery? Still tastes okay, though. One more, right now!

(Y/N) then took her to the movies. Chitoge is pointing at a robot poster.

Chitoge: I want to see this! I saw the commercial, it has the mother of all explosion scenes! Looks rad!

Chitoge is enjoying the movie while (Y/N) is watching it. Chitoge looked at his face as he is emotionless. After the movie, Chitoge then pointed at (Y/N).

Chitoge: I’m thirsty. Go buy me some juice! Right now!

(Y/N) then went to buy a juice for Chitoge.

???: Hey, hey! Yeah, you!

Chitoge look at the group.

Blonde male: You’re pretty cute! Hey, you free? Wanna go to a café with us?

Chitoge: Unfortunately, I happen to be waiting for someone right now.

Blonde Man: What are you talking about? You’re funny, aren’t you?

Male #2: Look, just hang out with us, ‘Kay? We’ll show you a great time!

Chitoge got mad, but there was someone pulled Chitoge. The four men looked at (Y/N), who is holding her. He then took Chitoge away from them. They then made it to the park. He was sitting down on the bench.

Chitoge: Why did you stop me? Were you trying to play the hero who saves the girl from the bad guys? I hate to break it to you, but in two seconds those guys could’ve been—

(Y/N) then patted the seat next to him. Chitoge is reluctant to sit down, but comply. She then see a sentence.

Chitoge: “Don’t pick fight you can’t win”?

(Y/N): “Yeah. Think about it. My dad told me that you should protect the woman. Even if you do have bodyguards watching us, what good will it do?”

Chitoge: Oh for crying out loud. I knew it’d be like this! This date socks! You had to try to lecturing me! Talk about a buzz kill.

(Y/N): “Your safety is more important.”

Chitoge: Even so… You did try your best. I wouldn’t really call it the worst of the worst. On a scale of 1-100, today’s date, after adding in double bonus points… I guess I’ll give you a score of 1.

Chitoge then go to the bathroom.

Chitoge(Mind): For the first time in my life, I let a guy lead me by the hand. I was so careless!

(Y/N) is sketching the beauty of Chitoge & her outfit. He then turn the page.

???: Wh-What a surprise. I just saw you & was about to say hi.

(Y/N) then see Kosaki in her outfit.

Kosaki: What are you doing here, (Y/N)-kun?

(Y/N): Admiring nature. You?

Kosaki: Me? I just finished shopping with my friends so I’m on my way home. This is quite the surprise! I was about to surprise you & say hi.

(Y/N): You did.

Chitoge is looking at the scene.

Bodyguard #1: So anyway, something’s off about them, you sew?

Bodyguard #2: Yeah… I’m getting the same vibe. The two of ‘em are acting weird.

Bodyguard #1: Yeah, like there’s no sign of them being all into each other like they were at the Yakuza’s house…

Bodyguard #3: They’re like ab unnatural couple.

Chitoge(Mind): N-Not good… This is bad! We have to do something, or all of today’s suffering will have been for nothing! Time to really lay it on thick!

Chitoge: Oh, darling! Thanks for being patient! So sorry! I took way longer than I thought.

Chitoge is shocked to see Kosaki as she then white with fright.

(Y/N): Kosaki…

Kosaki looked at (Y/N).

(Y/N): Not. One. Word.

Kosaki: But… Did she call you… “darling”? Uh… Um… Let’s see… If she’s calling you darling, then that means…

(Y/N): “It’s rude to be in someone’s business, Kosaki.”

Kosaki: B-But…

(Y/N): “You should hurry on home before your parents worried about you.”

Kosaki: I know, but I was a bit worried about you.

This made (Y/N) feel a bit guilty on his friendship with the others.

Kosaki: Well, sorry for interrupting your date.

Kosaki then left Chitoge & (Y/N) alone. The sun is setting. Chitoge is standing with (Y/N). He touch Chitoge's shoulder. She then looked at him.

(Y/N): “I had fun, Chitoge. Thank you.”

Chitoge: You felt guilty. Why?

(Y/N): “Well, I lied to my friends when they want me to hang out. You’re the first person I hang out outside of school.”

Chitoge has blushed at that.

((DONE! CHITOGE TOOK Y/N OUT ON A DATE. Y/N ENJOYED IT. WILL HE GO OUT WITH FRIENDS? UNTIL THEN, STAY SHOCKING!))