Sandstorm

Dragonlight: Hello everybody! Welcome back to Literal Cats! Today our guest iiiiisssss... Sandstorm!

Sandstorm: (Talking with Spottedleaf about how horrible Spottedleaf is)

Dragonlight: Ummm... On this episode of... Dragonlight Explores? We will be watching a natural Sandstorm in her... Natural environment!

Sandstorm: (Polishing her claws while ranting about Spottedleaf being terrible to Spottedleaf)

Dragonlight: ... Uhhh... Looks like the wild Sandstorm we have come upon is not that smart...

Sandstorm: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Spottedleaf: Oh. My. Gawd. I just can't believe it! She just like, literally ROASTED you! Someone, PLEASE, hand me my phone! I'm dying!

Dragonlight: Uhhh... The wild Spottedleaf decided to intervene? And... Uhhh... (Muttering) This is why I don't run nature shows...

Sandstorm: Nature show?

Spottedleaf: O. My. GAWD!!! I'm gonna be like soooo FAMOUS!!!

Sandstorm: (To Spottedleaf) This is why Spottedleaf is so horrible. She is so sassy.

Dragonlight: You are talking to Spottedleaf...

Spottedleaf: Wait. Wait! What?!?!?! So all this time you were talking about me?!?!?! I'm just sooooo fabulous though!!!!

Sandstorm: No you are not.

Dragonlight: Actually Spottedleaf, typing out what you say is annoying.

Sandstorm: For the nature show?

Dragonlight: Uhhh... No... What is happening now... I'm creating a chapter... NEVERMIND TOO MUCH FOURTH WALL BREAKING!!!

Fourth Wall: *Breaks* Ouch...

Dragonlight: Umm... Sorry?

Forth Wall: *Breaks again*

Dragonlight: Maybe if we just forget about the fourth wall?

Fourth Wall: *Breaks a third time*

Sandstorm: *Backing away left*

Spottedleaf: *Backing away right*

Dragonlight: NOOO!!! COME BACK HERE!!! MY NATURE SHOW WILL FAIL!!!

Sandstorm: *Runs to a desert*

Dragonlight: *Runs after Sandstorm*

[Dragonlight and Sandstorm begin chasing each other in a circle. The sand makes a tornado]

Sandstorm: Wait... WE JUST CREATED MY NAME!!!

Dragonlight: *Pretends that was on purpose* That's it for this episode of Literal Cats!

Hello!
This episode was requested by @HateIsCool! Bye everyone!
~Draco

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