Anyway, I had forgotten I'd written this in the ask book, which is pretty funny:

IT DOESN'T WORK, MABEL. (Though, for the record, Asgore and Mabel would TOTES be knitting buddies.)

Also, because I'm a nerd who needs to keep track of everything and spent literally an hour figuring this out, HERE'S EVERYONE'S AGES RIGHT NOW.

Chara: 11

Asriel: 9 (almost 10!)

Gaster, Toriel, and Asgore are all 200. 

For Gaster, it's the equivalent of a human being 33. For Toriel and Asgore, who are aging at a rate of about 2 developmental years to one physical year, they're around 50 years old.

I don't know why I needed concrete years, but I did.

Also, the next dramatic reading will be up tomorrow! The last chapter took way longer than I thought, and I've been out and about today--also, editing takes FOREVER.