DON'T GET ME STARTED!!

NOTE: THIS WILL HAVE KINGDOM HEARTS REFERENCES.... SUCH AS KEYBLADES, ETC. PLUS SPOILERS FOR MY STORY!!


Ashpile: Okay, guys! Today we're gonna play a game-!

Pencil: That I made up!

Ashpile: |:T That Pencil made up, yes, called-!

Pencil: DON'T GET ME STARTED!!!

Ashpile: |=3

Cilan: Uhh... how, exactly does this work?

Ashpile: Well... you-!

Pencil: You basi-!

Ashpile: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!!

Pencil: .... soz

Ashpile: So basically you-!

Pencil: You give a person a-!

Ashpile:(takes out Oblivion(its a keyblade) and shoots a Stopra(that's a time spell) at Pencil, turning her into a statue with a clock on it)

Ashpile: That's better!(Everyone apart from Serena looks uncomfortable)

Serena: How come you didn't use Stopga instead of Stopra?

Ashpile:(looks down) I... uh... haven't mastered that spell yet...

Serena:(starts to laugh)Y-you haven't mastered-!

Ashpile: Hold on!(casts Stopra again on Pencil) You were saying, Serena?

Serena: |:\ I was going to say... actually, let's have a duel...

Ash: Serena are you-!

Roxas:(whispers) Don't interrupt her when she's challenging someone to a battle...

Ash: But- wait...

Ashpile, Ash, Serena: ROXAS??!

Roxas: Yup!

Sora:AND SORA!!!

Ashpile: B-but you(points at Roxas)... and you(points at Sora)? AT THE SAME TIME??!!!! I can't comprehend this... THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! Unless...

(Roxas and Sora laugh nervously) Ashpile: Does Roxas become his own person in- Hold on!(Re-casts Stopra on Pencil) Anyway... does Roxas become his own person in Kingdom Hearts 3?

Sora: Well, actually-...IDHYGBFILWEBHOFQBHFIOWHBADSJNOIH=#-p0#099u789ghw89frye487rw

Dawn: What... was that?

Riku: I guess Square Enix(they co-own Kingdom Hearts with Disney. Yeah I said Disney) don't want SORA to spoil the game!

Ashpile, Serena, Ash: RIKU?!

Xion: In the flesh!

Ashpile, Serena, Ash: XION???!!!!

Ashpile: BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!!

Xion: B| This isn't the game...

Ashpile: I KNOW that, this is MY- wait(casts Stopra again) this is MY universe, and you DIE in it too!!!!

Roxas: But that means Xion has to go!!

Xion: Bye, Roxas....

Roxas(falls to the ground) :NOOOOOO!!!! XIOOOONNN!!!!!!!!! (at Ashpile) YOU MONSTER!!!!!(gets out Oathkeeper-another keyblade- and Oblivion)I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

(Roxas runs at Ashpile. Riku steps in the way)Riku: Oh no ya don-hold on-(casts Stopga on Pencil) Uh.. where was I? Oh yeah! NO VIOLENCE, ROXAS!!

May: I know how to solve this! (gets phone out, plays FABULOUS, PewDiePie 10 hours, everyone starts dancing)

FA FA FABULOUS!




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