Me: I AM IRISH AND IS ANYONE HERE OVER HALF IRISH?

Chammy: MMEEEEE

Me:*punches*

Chammy: WHAT WAS THAT FOR??!

Me: cos chu ain't wearin' green on Paddy's day! *shows all green outfit*

Chammy: *punches me*

Me: I'M WEARING GREEN YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Chammy: you deserved it

Serena: You kinda did

Me: shuddup non-Kalos Queen

Serena: *freaks cos Master Class started today and finishes next week*

Satoshi: *sarcastic*well done.

Me: she won't win *gets drunk and rants*

Bonnie: well she's pissed

Clemont: BONNIE.

Bonnie: what? Its another word for drunk!

Clemont: oh

Me: *still ranting and drunk*

Serena: *soothing sorrows in Miraculous*

Drew: She's under 18, and is DRUNK??!

Llama: It's St. Patrick's day. She's allowed to be drunk. Her saint allows every Irish man and woman and child to be drunk and get a hangover.

Paul: tch

Dawn: I WANNA TRY

Everyone else but Me: NO

Me: *drunk* THE MORE THE MERRIER HERE*passes a Guinness*

Dawn: *sips* nice

Me: *drunk* IKR??!

May: why are you shouting?

Me: *drunk* I'M DRUNK!*tops over*

Nugget: welp. she won't be in tomorrow.

Llama: *cries*

THIS DID NOT HAPPEN