Me: hai now I have some important news! We will have another friend of mine joining us!

Everyone from Pkm: NO

llama and Chammy: WHO WHO WHO

Me: I present to you... uh.... Flo?

???: YEAH?!

Me: What do you want to be called?

???: Nug-Cat !!

Me: WELCOMING *waiting for drumroll*

Iris: Amy you know what to do

Chammy: right ... AAAAASSSSSHHHHHLLLLIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG

Me: Drumroll?

Everyone: oohhh....*drumroll*

Me: NUG-CAT or NUGGET for ease!

Nugget: HAI HAI!!

Llama: FLO BAE!!

Nugget:  haii

Llama: ha bum!

Flo: HA bum-bum!

May: what are they doing?

Drew: No idea

Me: that's how their friendship started, I think

May and Drew: Ooooohhhhh

Me: waiit... where's Rikku? I brought him over to this one again for the battle, waiit....

Ash: Where's Serena?

Serena: STAHP, YOU XEAHNORT CLONE!

Riku: I AM NOT A FAIRY AND I AM NOT RELATED TO XEAHNORT!!!!

Serena: We all know you're his grandson! You guys are like the Oaks, srsly

Gary: HEY GRAMPS IS A GREAT PERSON! and who's Xenanort?

Me: grrr... Mallet, please?

Misty: *hits Gary-sama over head* You don't pronounce it like that, BAKA

Gary: someone's feisty... OOH WHAT ABOUT SERENA AND ASH'S DUEL?!

Ash: *to Serena* We're having a DUEL?!

Serena: *facepalms* other Ash... also can we permanently change his name to Satoshi?

Me: *pauses and brings Nugget, Llama and Chammy together in circle*

Presenters: *whispers*
Llama: HA bum
Nugget: HA bu-
Me: don't go off topic...

1 Hour Later

Dawn: Does it have to ALWAYS take u guys FOREVER to decide? I wanna go SHOPPING

Serena: I already did while I was waiting! *shows 2 billion bags*

Ash: How many- wait is my name gonna change?

Me: *glances at others* ... YEP *clicks fingers*

Satoshi: Okay, where was I? Oh! Serena, how many stores did you buy out?

Serena: ... *looks at floor* *mumbles* the whole mall...

Riku: I can't hear youuuu

Serena: *mumbles a bit louder* the whole mall*

Bonnie: SERENA ANSWER PROPERLY

Serena: THE WHOLE MALL I'M SO SORRY DAWN THERE ISN'T ANYTHING LEFT THERE ONLY THIS REALLY CUTE FEDORA WHICH MIETTE STOLE EVEN THO SHE CAN'T PULL THEM OFF!!!!

Satoshi: uuuhhh.... wut

Serena: BUT I GOT LOADS OF FOOD FOR SATOSHI AND MAY AND A NEW MALLET FOR MISTY AND A REALLY CUTE TOP FOR DAWN AND A BOUQUET OF ROSES FOR DREW AND ICE FOR PAUL AND SOME CHEERLEADERS FOR GARY AND A PLUSH MAGIKARP FOR RIKU COS I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD FORGIVE ME OTHERWISE I'M SO SOORRRRYYYYYY......!!!!!!!!

Me and Llama and Chammy and Nugget: WHAT ABOUT US?!

Serena: I GOT ASH A PLUSH PAOPU FRUIT AND LLAMA A LLAMA FROM TOFU CUTE AND CHAMMY LOADS OF PANCHAM PLUSHIES AND NUGGET..... SOME... UH.... chicken from KFC I'M SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH YET TO GET U SOMETHING U LOOOVVEEEEEEE PLZ FORGIVE MEEEE-

Me: SATOSHI PLEASE SHUT HER UP and get me my paopu so I can split it with Marcassain

Llama: Ash for the last time WE DO NOT NEED ANY MORE GAME FRANCHISES OR ANIMES INVOLVED

Me: uhhh.... that's the first time you've brought it up....

Llama: OH YEA I JUST SAID IT IN MY HEAD SO MANY TIMES I THOUGHT I'D SAID IT OUT LOUD

Paul: Why are you yelling?

Llama: COS I CAN

Me: lets end it here... say bai guys...

Nugget: BAI BAI NICE JOINING

Chammy: CHAMMY PANCAKE

Serena: aw c-

Bonnie: SERENA

Satoshi: no more confusion!

Drew: *throwing roses*

May: *eating ramen*

Llama: BUT-