OKAY! HERE'S LIST OF CHARACTERS!! ASH, MISTY, MAY, DAWN, MAX, IRIS, CILAN, BONNIE, SERENA, ASHPILE(MEEE!) PENCIL

Shippingz!!! amourshipping(duh), orangeshipping, contestshipping,ikarishipping, and a tad of fourthwheelshipping

anyway LETS GET STARTED!!!!

Ashpile: Helloooooo! And welcome to the first episode of... uh... Pencil?

Pencil:Yesh?

Ashpile:W-what's this called?

Pencil: B| How am I supposed to know? YOU'RE DA HOST!!!

Ashpile:But you da CO host, PENCIL!!!

Pencil: NEVERMIND!!!!

Ashpile:THEN WHY ARE WE STILL SHOUTING!!????!!!!!

Pencil:I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

5 hours later(in a french accent)...

Misty:STOP YELLING!!!!!!

Pencil cowers in fear, Ashpile steps in front

Ashpile:CATERPIE!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!

Ash:DON'T COPY MY CATCHPHRASE!!!

Ashpile:Fine...TA-DAA!!!

Serena(after haircut BTW):I DON'T SAY THAT ANYMORE!!!

Bonnie:Yes you do. Plus, if you don't, why d'ya have a problem with her saying it??!

Serena:...

Bonnie, Ashpile: I thought so....

Misty:B-BUUG!!!!! Hides behind Tracey, everyone looks at her, Iris starts laughing

Iris: You're scared of bug-types?! You're such a little kid, Misty!

Dawn: Says the girl who's terrified of ice-types JUST because they're super-effective on dragon types!!

Bonnie: AND FAIRY TYPES!!! SHE'S SCARED OF DEDENNE!!

Iris: No I'm not!

Dedenne comes out of Bonnie's purse

Iris:GET THAT FILTHY THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

Bonnie:Geez, no need to be rude...

May:EVERYONE STOP YELLING!! IT'S HURTING MY BRAIN!!

Ashpile: You're yelling, May. (whisper)Use inside voices!

Misty: SAYS THE PERSON WHO WAS SHOUTING FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT!!

Pencil: Everybody SHUT UP!!!!!

Dawn: YOU'RE SHOUTING NOW!!!

Max: Guys...GUYS!!!

Everyone looks at Max

Max: We're here for... uh... Ashpile?

Ashpile:Yes Max?

Max:What's this thing called?